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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6572

    #16
    Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

    I normally wouldn't say this, but since it's Men Only....

    I'D achey-break her hymen.
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    • Immaculate Kiwi
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2011
      • 71

      #17
      Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

      Originally posted by Trent Harvey, Jr. View Post
      Looks quite realistic to me:

      This doll is much more realistic than the Bristol Palin one. However, I could only afford the 'budget' Miley version, and although it also comes with an extremely realistic camel toe, I felt short-changed as she wasn't holding a microphone.....
      Saved via Prosperity Theology, thank God!

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      • Road Kill gypsy
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2009
        • 33

        #18
        Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

        The one that looks better is the "realldoll" Billy Ray had commissioned for himself.

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        • Jeremiah Abernathy
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 72

          #19
          Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

          Such a shame that Miley has become such a slut that she wants as many guys as possible to fornicate with her likeness. I can only imagine the number of godless heathens that have violated her youthful figure...
          "And I say unto you my friends, Be not afraid of them that kill the body, and after that have no more that they can do. But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him."
          -Luke 12:4-5

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          • Marshall
            Righteous and Patriotic
            Highest body count at the VFW
            True Christian™
            • Oct 2006
            • 3322

            #20
            Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

            Shes helping men masturbate. Pretty sure thats a sin and since masturbation murders millions of unfertilized Christians every time it is done, Im also pretty sure she is going to Hell.
            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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            • Just Julian
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Apr 2011
              • 8

              #21
              Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

              By letting her authorize such a blaspheming object to sell to men wishing to sin then that must make her a sinner on an even worse level than the ones that are purchasing this "doll". In a way the men who are buying this are clearly fornicating on some level because isn't that what having an imaginary doll is about? I put my faith in the ones who shall be studying this new predicament that this whore has brought into the world are led to conclusions that will help all the believers. Let us all hope that this whore is punished for her greed in expanding into the sex idustry to try and make more money and that the sinners who use this "doll" are smote by God.
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              • awesomesauceSeth
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2011
                • 32

                #22
                Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Oh, she was so innocent and sweet wasn't she?

                Well, she now really takes the cake by bringing out an inflatable sex doll in her own liking.

                Talk about graven images, Brothers and Sisters.

                [ATTACH]16006[/ATTACH]

                Can you believe it? Is this harlot an example for OUR children?

                Personally, I think she should be locked up.

                Don't forget:

                Exodus 23:24
                Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.

                In this case, breaking it down should be easy. I would ask all our congregation to go to the shops where this "doll" is for sale, and to take a large needle with you.

                This will ensure that sinners who buy them will pass out trying to blow her up before they'll be able to fornicate with "it".

                Amen.
                I'm not sure if you know this but that inflatable doll was never brought on by miley cyrus and she is in fact suing the company that produced,copyrighted and sold.

                here's the source: Miley Sues

                So you can't really blame the poor girl, she was being taken advantage of pretty much. You can blame her for doing drugs though.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22355

                  #23
                  Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                  Originally posted by awesomesauceSeth View Post
                  I'm not sure if you know this but that inflatable doll was never brought on by miley cyrus and she is in fact suing the company that produced,copyrighted and sold.
                  You are mistaken. She is suing because she wants more money out of the deal, not because she is objecting against it. Anything selling your body for money reminds you off? Exactly, she is just a dirty God mocking whore!

                  Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • awesomesauceSeth
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Apr 2011
                    • 32

                    #24
                    Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    You are mistaken. She is suing because she wants more money out of the deal, not because she is objecting against it. Anything selling your body for money reminds you off? Exactly, she is just a dirty God mocking whore!

                    Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."
                    its a blow up doll not her body anyways. But if she's suing for psychological harm what would you say then?

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22355

                      #25
                      Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                      Originally posted by awesomesauceSeth View Post
                      But if she's suing for psychological harm what would you say then?
                      Psychological harm is a hoax. Women cannot get harmed from things being said to them.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • WWJDnow
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 6304

                        #26
                        Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                        I blame her father. He should have married her off years ago.
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                        • That Other Guy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2011
                          • 4

                          #27
                          Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                          How much does it cost?

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22355

                            #28
                            Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                            Originally posted by That Other Guy View Post
                            How much does it cost?
                            Your soul and eternal damnation to the fires of Hell. On top of that it is 49.99 dollars excluding packaging and delivery.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                               
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 6572

                              #29
                              Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                              Pic speaks for itself:

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                              • Chewer
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Mar 2014
                                • 121

                                #30
                                Re: Miley Cyrus brings out sex doll!

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                Oh, she was so innocent and sweet wasn't she?

                                Well, she now really takes the cake by bringing out an inflatable sex doll in her own liking.

                                Talk about graven images, Brothers and Sisters.

                                [ATTACH]16006[/ATTACH]

                                Can you believe it? Is this harlot an example for OUR children?

                                Personally, I think she should be locked up.

                                Don't forget:

                                Exodus 23:24
                                Thou shalt not bow down to their gods, nor serve them, nor do after their works: but thou shalt utterly overthrow them, and quite break down their images.

                                In this case, breaking it down should be easy. I would ask all our congregation to go to the shops where this "doll" is for sale, and to take a large needle with you.

                                This will ensure that sinners who buy them will pass out trying to blow her up before they'll be able to fornicate with "it".

                                Amen.
                                What a whore. Leviticus 19:29 "Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness."

                                Once we get Obama out of office, and Rick Santorum in there we can imprison this harlot.

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