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    Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

    No doubt, it's designed to help lesbian couples obtain seed for their in-vitro fertilization nonsense.




    Psalm 127:4-5

    As arrows [are] in the hand of a mighty man; so [are] children of the youth. Happy [is] the man that hath his quiver full of them:
    It says to fill up your quiver, not some infernal, penis pumping, sperm-sucking, mechanical monstrosity!
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    Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

    I was mistaken. This contraption is apparently Chinese. According to Google Language Tools, the text reads, "Funny Video sperm retrieval for men machine, do not drain you do not give up!"

    Also:

    "So evil! ! More exciting"
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      Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

      The Fleshlight has met its match.
      The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
      Give her a shovel.
      Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
      19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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      • #4
        Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

        Oh my god!
        This is even worse than masturbating.
        Revelation 22:1:
        And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

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        • #5
          Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

          Let the japs have their toy. The more they spew into that, the less of the little bastards we have to deal with.
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • #6
            Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

            I do not believe that is real. I think that is some clever clay-mation video. Where is the website for this machine! I demand to know.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

              EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!


              GROSS!!!




              Captain Portway is right! Those Japanese are the most disgusting Orientals of ALL!!!


              Tammi + +


              Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?               Reverend Jim Osborne can help!


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              He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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              • #8
                Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

                Again, I was mistaken in identifying this monstrosity as Japanese. Google Language Tools says it's Chinese. Not sure what the difference is, though. To my eyes, they all pretty much look the same:

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                • #9
                  Re: Sicko Japanese Invent Sperm Harvesting Machine

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post

                  If anyone ever doubts why Jesus recently struck Japan with death and destruction, this video should educate them.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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