[Jerakk]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

I just hope that she doesn't get tired of getting the same kind of flower each time.

Two things I've noticed True Christian women never get tired of are flowers of any kind and the Word of Jesus. I'm sure she'll appreciate them no matter how many times she gets them.

[Jedediah]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

When I was still "on the prowl" in Bible College, I used to start out the evening with a reading of our favorite verses of Scripture. It really set the tone for the date.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

When I was still "on the prowl" in Bible College, I used to start out the evening with a reading of our favorite verses of Scripture. It really set the tone for the date.

I have Daisy Mae read me a chapter of the Holy Bible to start off any date. I want to check her for mistakes. I of course have the Scriptures memorized. I can't understand why she doesn't.

[OneMouthTwoEars]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

I have no idea. I'm a good looking guy and a lot of people have told me I'm a great catch. Still, it has been difficult to find the right woman for me and to make that connection. I meet a lot of beautiful women, but I'm usually too timid to ask them out. Sometimes I get turned down, and sometimes it's not worth bothering.

Anyway, last month I was out fishing with my wingman Brother Harold Porter at the Coralville Reservoir in Johnson which is 4 miles north of Iowa City and after a full day of catching Northern Pike, Walleye and White Bass we went to Robert's Steakhouse where Harry introduced me to a lovely woman with a beautiful voice and a body to match!

We hit it off and have had a couple of dates although she lives a ways away and it hasn't been easy finding the right time to meet up but I've been really happy and have stopped worrying so much about the crimes that are happening on my street and have started thinking more about when I can see her, again!

Last week when we met I brought her a bouquet of flowers from my garden that was so large I had to carry it with both arms. I could tell how happy she was and she said she'd never even seen a bouquet that large. It's been a while since I had a special woman in my life, but I haven't lost that charm; I'm the King! I think she really likes me because she keeps giving me that look.

We have a date for the 4th of July at Thirty Acre Park in Newton. I can still drive at night so I'm going to pick her up in my truck and take her to the event. I'm going to bring a blanket and some wine coolers, and I'm feeling pretty confident at this point, but I could use some tips if anyone has suggestions about how to make her really like me.

You look like a seventy year old and that dark evil sorcerer Gandalf and Dumboldore and you're expecting to get a twenty year old woman?

[HTannor]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

You look like a seventy year old and that dark evil sorcerer Gandalf and Dumboldore and you're expecting to get a twenty year old woman?

You would be well advised to keep your mouth shut until you've gone to the Introduction Section and properly introduced yourself.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

Has the institution made many attempts to take her back into care yet?

[Bible Student]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

Originally Posted by Nobar King
I have no idea. I'm a good looking guy and a lot of people have told me I'm a great catch. Still, it has been difficult to find the right woman for me and to make that connection. I meet a lot of beautiful women, but I'm usually too timid to ask them out. Sometimes I get turned down, and sometimes it's not worth bothering.

Anyway, last month I was out fishing with my wingman Brother Harold Porter at the Coralville Reservoir in Johnson which is 4 miles north of Iowa City and after a full day of catching Northern Pike, Walleye and White Bass we went to Robert's Steakhouse where Harry introduced me to a lovely woman with a beautiful voice and a body to match!

We hit it off and have had a couple of dates although she lives a ways away and it hasn't been easy finding the right time to meet up but I've been really happy and have stopped worrying so much about the crimes that are happening on my street and have started thinking more about when I can see her, again!

Last week when we met I brought her a bouquet of flowers from my garden that was so large I had to carry it with both arms. I could tell how happy she was and she said she'd never even seen a bouquet that large. It's been a while since I had a special woman in my life, but I haven't lost that charm; I'm the King! I think she really likes me because she keeps giving me that look.

We have a date for the 4th of July at Thirty Acre Park in Newton. I can still drive at night so I'm going to pick her up in my truck and take her to the event. I'm going to bring a blanket and some wine coolers, and I'm feeling pretty confident at this point, but I could use some tips if anyone has suggestions about how to make her really like me.

You look like a seventy year old and that dark evil sorcerer Gandalf and Dumboldore and you're expecting to get a twenty year old woman?

Are you a six year old, that you think Brother Nobar looks like a seventy year old? Most men out of their early twenties look like golden-agers to a six year old.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

I don't know what makes you think that I'm trying to rob the cradle. I never asked her age and I still don't know. I figure I'll find out eventually.

Anyway, age isn't important when you find someone who you feel a connection with.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

Anyway, age isn't important when you find someone who you feel a connection with.

The Jury did not agree with that Noby

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

Wait a second, my girlfriend is not twelve years old. I consider the fact that you would suggest such a thing to be slander, since neither you nor I know the age of my new girlfriend.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

Wait a second, my girlfriend is not twelve years old. I consider the fact that you would suggest such a thing to be slander, since neither you nor I know the age of my new girlfriend.

Noby, I made no comment on the age of your new "girlfriend" I was just rebuking your comment that "age isn't important"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

Noby, I made no comment on the age of your new "girlfriend" I was just rebuking your comment that "age isn't important"

That's because you pasterfarians view all women as whores, sluts and harlots.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

I've just been trying to be respectful. I was always taught that you shouldn't ask a woman her age.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

That's because you pasterfarians view all women as whores, sluts and harlots.

far from it Zekie Boy, for as it tells us in The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book

For we shall praise thee in all our Might Oh Great Lord/Lordette that your sexless form shall provide inspiration and equality to Pastafarians across the land.
For subordination of women and separation of roles is an abomination in your eye stalks.
Yes thy humble snail is also a hermaphrodite, intelligently designed in your image. But alas thy brethren the slug did yea verily cop a raw deal, without thy 'Mini-Winnebago' for shelter.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hey, Nobar, what took so long?

I wish I could infract you for fouling up this thread that I started to celebrate the fact that I'm not alone, anymore. Why are you spaghetti-slurpers always trying to bring me down?