[Jo Freddie]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

Vegetable.

Really Zekie Boy, resorting to wikipedia, we all know how reliable that is!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

I did not get infracted for saying ketchup was not a vegetable, my comment on the nature of ketchup was that it is a condiment.

Vegetable.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

Can you prove that tomatoes don't become vegetables when they're made into ketchup?

I did not get infracted for saying ketchup was not a vegetable, my comment on the nature of ketchup was that it is a condiment.

[Didymus Much]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

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Can you prove that tomatoes don't become vegetables when they're made into ketchup?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

tomatoes are a fruit.

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Now Zekie Boy just insulted the 40th President of the United States!

tomato
n. pl. tomatoes

a. A widely cultivated South American plant (Lycopersicon esculentum) having edible, fleshy, usually red fruit.
b. The fruit of this plant.

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum

Dear Jo Freddie,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Insulting the 40th President of the United States
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This attack upon Ronald Reagen is utterly unacceptable.
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[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

So: it's a fruit.

Thank you!

YiC,

Zech
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

[B][COLOR=Red]Syzygium jambos.

Exactly. Obama is a sambo, and tomatoes are a fruit.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

You implied that tomato is a fruit because it has "seeds within a fleshy body" ...where does that leave the poor strawberry, which has seeds on the OUTSIDE? Ask your leader Chef Boyardee THAT one.



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An accessory fruit (sometimes called false fruit, spurious fruit, or pseudocarp) is a fruit in which some of the flesh is derived not from the ovary but from some adjacent tissue exterior to the carpel. Examples of accessory tissue are the receptacle of strawberries, figs, or mulberries, and the calyx of Gaultheria procumbens or Syzygium jambos.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

Did I mention the 44th? I don't think I did Zekie boy
Bobby-Joe was insulting the 40th President of the United States!

Yea, that's Obama, right?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

We don't acknowledge Obama as our President anyway, so, there you go.

Did I mention the 44th? I don't think I did Zekie boy
Bobby-Joe was insulting the 40th President of the United States!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Are you going to tell me the GWB classed the Strawberry as a vegetable too?

You implied that tomato is a fruit because it has "seeds within a fleshy body" ...where does that leave the poor strawberry, which has seeds on the OUTSIDE? Ask your leader Chef Boyardee THAT one.



Yours in Christ,
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

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Bobby-Joe just insulted the 40th President of the United States!

We don't acknowledge Obama as our President anyway, so, there you go.

[Barry]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

i was kinda raped by a vegetable, i slipped and fell on one when coming out o the shower, it was shock

When I first read the title to this thread, "RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM". I thought, "What a silly notion"!?! But its true, plants really can't be trusted. I got gang raped by a whole field of them last Summer.

I was just walking along minding my own business and they gave me hay fever. Now, hay fever is caused by pollen, which is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an Sexually Transmitted Disease. Since I did not voluntarily consent to being impregnated with their sperm, I've deduced I got raped and if they did it you too, KittyKat, nobody is safe.

I now believe deforestation is the only rational and sane way forward.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

Search of the KJV1611 for

Vegetable gets 0 results

Fruit gets 338 results

Therefor vegetables don't exist and tomatos are fruit.

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Bobby-Joe just insulted the 40th President of the United States!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: RAPED BY VEGETERRORISM!

Care to tell me how often "vegetable" is mentioned in the KJV and how many time "fruit" is?

Search of the KJV1611 for

Vegetable gets 0 results

Fruit gets 338 results

Therefor vegetables don't exist and tomatos are fruit.