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I found a box of Hai Karate, can I use it?

09-02-2011, 11:30 AM

Now I know Karate is a sinful act because it's a false religion.
But,
The man is keeping the woman at bay and in her place and not allowing sinful acts.
But,
Does wearing aftershave make a man a metrosexual?

BTW Pastors, when I ran across the box of Hai Karate I was cleaning out my cellar and ran across some questionable magazines and I think we will have to have a prayer meeting followed by a campfire. This was from my days when I was not a True Christian™
Also if Hai Karate is determined not to be sinful, I think I have enough to donate a few bottles to some Pastors.

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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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09-02-2011, 12:25 PM

Re: I found a box of Hai Karate, can I use it?

I wonder if it contains frankincense?

Maybe spikenard.

At any rate, I'd be cautious: you don't want to attract a tsunami.

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09-03-2011, 04:46 AM

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I heard that stuff turned a pastor in Colorado into a jap.

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09-03-2011, 05:22 AM

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That Hai Karate sure is fancy smelling stuff.

I hardly think it's fair, whether it's sinful or not. A handsome fella like you prowling the streets smelling of Hai Karate is bound to be getting some looks from the ladies.

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09-03-2011, 12:01 PM

Re: I found a box of Hai Karate, can I use it?

Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post

That Hai Karate sure is fancy smelling stuff.

I hardly think it's fair, whether it's sinful or not. A handsome fella like you prowling the streets smelling of Hai Karate is bound to be getting some looks from the ladies.

I am getting older and I was thinking it's about time to find a nice lady to help around the house and have some babies.

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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09-03-2011, 10:42 PM

Re: I found a box of Hai Karate, can I use it?

Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

I am getting older and I was thinking it's about time to find a nice lady to help around the house and have some babies.

Brother I don't understand what you are trying to say here, What has smell got to do with washing the windows or even bearing you a man child?

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09-03-2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post

Brother I don't understand what you are trying to say here, What has smell got to do with washing the windows or even bearing you a man child?

Well, after I get married to her, nothing at all. But there is that time of courtship i suppose. Look! I don't know. It's been years since I even considered this sort of thing. I have been paying my dues to God and Jesus for several decades due to my life as a sinner before Jesus saved me from the lake of fire. I might be out of touch. Perhaps some True Christian(tm) men could help me out here.

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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09-03-2011, 10:55 PM

Re: I found a box of Hai Karate, can I use it?

Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

Well, after I get married to her, nothing at all. But there is that time of courtship i suppose. Look! I don't know. It's been years since I even considered this sort of thing. I have been paying my dues to God and Jesus for several decades due to my life as a sinner before Jesus saved me from the lake of fire. I might be out of touch. Perhaps some True Christian™ men could help me out here.

[sheepish grin] I know what you are saying.....that is why I was asking!

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09-03-2011, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post

[sheepish grin] I know what you are saying.....that is why I was asking!

Hmmm, we may need a new thread then.

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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09-04-2011, 08:52 PM

Re: I found a box of Hai Karate, can I use it?

Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post

Now I know Karate is a sinful act because it's a false religion.
But,
The man is keeping the woman at bay and in her place and not allowing sinful acts.
But,
Does wearing aftershave make a man a metrosexual?

BTW Pastors, when I ran across the box of Hai Karate I was cleaning out my cellar and ran across some questionable magazines and I think we will have to have a prayer meeting followed by a campfire. This was from my days when I was not a True Christian™
Also if Hai Karate is determined not to be sinful, I think I have enough to donate a few bottles to some Pastors.

I understand that Creed Green Irish Tweed is a manly fragrance (for those times society demands you smell good). I have heard it is the preferred cologne for True Christian™ men although I don't know if there is any universal consensus on that, as many True Christians™ think a man should smell sweaty and manly. At any rate, the love of my life likes it. She says it reminds her of money (whatever that means).

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10-09-2011, 09:37 PM

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You must NOT use the device. It is guilty by association to a heathen cult!
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10-10-2011, 02:11 AM

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I remember Hai Karate. I wore the stuff the night I met my second wife during the 67' Baptist singles meet. Bless her heart, there's nothing more American and Godly than Hai Karate, regardless of the name! Aftershave as metrosexual? Ridiculous. Today's homosexual is all worried about aftershave "drying out" their skin. Again, ridiculous. Go for it, friend. If you want a real Christian woman, you need to act like a real man.
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