Women on this forum

[The Lord's Sword]

I'm new to this forum and, quite frankly, at a lost as to why women are allowed to have accounts and participate. They are nothing more than our property

Deuteronomy 20:14


14But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.



and should consult their husbands or fathers if they have a question.
Ephesians 5:22-24


22Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

23For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


As for them having an opinions, the bible is clear that their opinions are not welcomed.


1 Timothy 2:11-15


11Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

1 Corinthians 14

34Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: Women on this forum

The True Christian™ women on this forum all have permission from their owners. My husband is supervising me at this very moment, since i am not in the kitchen but in his study. He made sure to close the windows before i came in, like he does in the other areas i am permitted to pass through, so that i am not accidentally exposed to some negative influence. As soon as i finish making this post i will return to my labors elsewhere.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Women on this forum

The True Christian™ women on this forum all have permission from their owners. My husband is supervising me at this very moment, since i am not in the kitchen but in his study. He made sure to close the windows before i came in, like he does in the other areas i am permitted to pass through, so that i am not accidentally exposed to some negative influence. As soon as i finish making this post i will return to my labors elsewhere.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

It's a slippery slope to eternal damnation, I cannot understand why your husband would tempt you with sin. Doesn't he understand that you are incapable of withstanding Satan's lure?

Genesis 3:6


6And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.


Please have your husband contact me, I would like to discuss your purchase.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Women on this forum

It's a slippery slope to eternal damnation, I cannot understand why your husband would tempt you with sin. Doesn't he understand that you are incapable of withstanding Satan's lure?

Genesis 3:6


6And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.


Please have your husband contact me, I would like to discuss your purchase.

I see you think you know a great deal about being a family man. That being the case, why don't you just step into my shoes for a day: Read the Bible, cut down trees, read the Bible, buy groceries, read the Bible, check the links in Cindy Lou's chain for damage, read the Bible, pay the bills, read the Bible, beat my family with a rod, read the Bible, inspect the house for cleanliness and contraband, read the Bible, procreate, read the Bible again. I suppose that sounds easy to you.

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Women on this forum

I see you think you know a great deal about being a family man. That being the case, why don't you just step into my shoes for a day: Read the Bible, cut down trees, read the Bible, buy groceries, read the Bible, check the links in Cindy Lou's chain for damage, read the Bible, pay the bills, read the Bible, beat my family with a rod, read the Bible, inspect the house for cleanliness and contraband, read the Bible, procreate, read the Bible again. I suppose that sounds easy to you.

It sounds like the Lord's work! You truly are a good master.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women on this forum

I have moved your thread into a more appropriate section of the forum. Please cease and desist from posting anything else in the clearly-marked INTRODUCTIONS section.

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Women on this forum

I have moved your thread into a more appropriate section of the forum. Please cease and desist from posting anything else in the clearly-marked INTRODUCTIONS section.

My apologizes, I have many questions about your great church and am merely looking for answers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Women on this forum

My apologizes, I have many questions about your great church and am merely looking for answers!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Women on this forum

I'm new to this forum and, quite frankly, at a lost as to why women are allowed to have accounts and participate.

Have you read Matthew 7:1-5?

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Women on this forum

Have you read Matthew 7:1-5?

Of course! I would never judge another person, that's God's job, which he certainly has done in the case of women. We are there superiors, their owners.
Exodus 20:17


17Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.


Ecclesiasticus 26:14-15 A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord; and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. 15 A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Women on this forum

Don't worry I'm posting this with my eyes closed so I cannot read what is in the "Men's Forum".

However, I do want to point out that Women are good for a few things, like baking, cleaning, washing men's feet and praising the LORD.

Blessings!

Sister Thumper

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Women on this forum

Don't worry I'm posting this with my eyes closed so I cannot read what is in the "Men's Forum".

However, I do want to point out that Women are good for a few things, like baking, cleaning, washing men's feet and praising the LORD.

Blessings!

Sister Thumper

It's truly refreshing to see a woman who knows that God created you to serve us. It seems like most women today are lumber jack, flannel wearing, lezbos or looking for inanimate objects to stick in their anuses. YUCK!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Women on this forum

It's truly refreshing to see a woman who knows that God created you to serve us. It seems like most women today are lumber jack, flannel wearing, lezbos or looking for inanimate objects to stick in their anuses. YUCK!

What a complete abomination.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Now this is a good Christian woman

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Women on this forum

Of course! I would never judge another person, that's God's job, which he certainly has done in the case of women. We are there superiors, their owners.

I'm afraid you misunderstand.

You, friend, are not a True Christian(tm). Therefore, you are not in any way superior to any True Christian(tm) woman.

Allow me to lay it out for you:

God and Jesus
True Christian(tm) Pastors
True Christian(tm) Men
True Christian(tm) Women
Forum Members <-- this is you
Unsaved Trash
Satan

Understand?

[Adam Fag]

Re: Women on this forum

I had a couple of beauty therapists turn up last night. They are not Christians, and they're still here. They have oil with them. Should I command them to put it on my feet? or ought they do so voluntarily?

I must mention that they sent me out to buy champagne. I acquiesced. In the shop I was accosted by a yoga instructor whom I know. She noticed what I was buying and followed me home (well actually I gave her a lift). Now I have 3 non-Christian tarts in the house high on bubbly and carrying on badly.

Is it wrong to combine yoga demonstrations with annointment of feet with oil? This is very confusing for me.

I will not let them near the computer . . .




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