[Roberta]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

My empty shampoo bottles get taken to the recycling center along with all my other recyclable items.

I know, I know, you lot don't believe in recycling either.

I have never heard an American use this expression before! If Dancer is in reality a godless limey, it would explain her unusual sexual proclivities.

A real American man would never tolerate her interspecies dalliances.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

I have never heard an American use this expression before! If Dancer is in reality a godless limey, it would explain her unusual sexual proclivities.

I am American, but there are certain expressions from other locales that I like better than their American dialect counterparts.


A real American man would never tolerate her interspecies dalliances.

What "interspecies dalliances?" I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

This commercial manages to frighten, enrage, arouse, mystify, and disgust me at the same time. I pray it is not still being broadcast.

The package flies around as if by witchcraft, groping more bottoms than airport security. I find that provocative and infuriating. Also, Underalls are the unholy union of pantyhose and panties. I don't like when things that are supposed to be separate are combined. Here is a short list of things in this vein that I find offensive in no particular order:

1. Brunch
2. Sporks
3. Japanimation
4. Mulattoes
5. Edutainment
6. Ligers

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

I was shocked and disgusted to see this commercial. I think they're peddling mens' shower soap here, but the subtle hint of lezbeanism is detectable if you pay close attention.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

I would call that more than a "subtle hint of lesbianism"! That is a FULL-ON orgy involving foodstuffs, synthetic lubricants, machines, and (I think I glimpsed it) a black goat with a fiery scrotum. SATAN is the producer of that nasty little video!

Beauty of the world is NOT beauty in God. And in God is the power to show forth the inner nature of the sinful, and it shall seen to be UGLY and VILE!

And it shall come to pass, that instead of sweet smell there shall be stink; and instead of a girdle a rent; and instead of well set hair baldness; and instead of a stomacher a girding of sackcloth; and burning instead of beauty. Isaiah 3:24

Take heed! There is no shampoo like Jesus! And no sweet soap like the love of the LORD!

~~ OEJ

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Take heed! There is no shampoo like Jesus! And no sweet soap like the love of the LORD!

~~ OEJ

I'm gunna wash that sin right out of my hair.....

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

we all hate comercialism
down with comercials so we can watch uniterupted movies

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Pal, the movies from Hellywood are worse than the satanic commercials.

The only TV we watch is TBN.

[SUV]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Why, I say, WHY, has JESUS not yet closed this porno-o-graphical thread of Dances With Satan?

He must be busy Fighting the Real Enemy:

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Those commercials are at least 20 years old. If you're sitting around making wood over shampoo commercials from the 70's and 80's, you really need to get out more.

And if it helps you to maintain control, those women aren't really naked - they're wearing body stockings.

I KNEW it! You are either a homo, sissy man or plain stupid! Can't you read, it says "Promise Enforcers - MEN Only"!! Get out troll.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Any sex between us will be "made up sex" - made up in my fetid imagination.

Which is EXACTLY the idea behind these putrid, pornographic shampoo and "body" wash commercials, why can't you see our point here instead of just trying to spew forth your stinking hatred.

You are a mean, mean person. I'm gonna pray for you, you witch! You and your made up sex that you're having with Brother Hatchet. You said it NOT me you pervert! And before you even reply - you DID say it!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Which is EXACTLY the idea behind these putrid, pornographic shampoo and "body" wash commercials, why can't you see our point here instead of just trying to spew forth your stinking hatred.

I said made up in HIS imagination, not mine.
And the point of soap and shampoo commercials is to sell soap and shampoo.

You are a mean, mean person. I'm gonna pray for you, you witch! You and your made up sex that you're having with Brother Hatchet. You said it NOT me you pervert! And before you even reply - you DID say it!

I did not say it - you, sir, are a liar.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

I did not say it - you, sir, are a liar.

Am not, shut up troll!