[Old Iron Crotch]

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Jealous of dust and cobwebs? I have plenty of that in my attic! Which reminds me, I need to get my wife to take the broom up there and clean out that attic.

No, jealous of the fact that I'm getting laid and you're not.

Perhaps your husband should make you clean out your soul, that you might be saved.

My soul is just fine as it is.

[Bobby-Joe]

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No, jealous of the fact that I'm getting laid and you're not.

No, disgusted that you view it as an active act and not a passively like a woman should. Instead you prowl around like a she-shark stalking respectable members of this forum like Brother Hatchet.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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No, disgusted that you view it as an active act and not a passively like a woman should.

Why should a woman be passive during sex? It feels good, so why should she not enjoy it?

Instead you prowl around like a she-shark stalking respectable members of this forum like Brother Hatchet.

I am not stalking that nasty old man - or anyone else, for that matter. Get it through your thick skull, the only person I have ANY sexual interest in is my husband.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dances, please stop speculating about the sex lives of your betters, unless of course you miss being on moderation.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dances, please stop speculating about the sex lives of your betters, unless of course you miss being on moderation.

I have no betters here.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am not stalking that nasty old man - or anyone else, for that matter. Get it through your thick skull, the only person I have ANY sexual interest in is my husband.

Well then start acting that way or at lest turn it down. Old Man Hatchet as sent me and every admin a whole series of PMs about your cyber stalking. The way you mash after him makes me wonder if you really have a husband.

[KJV4me]

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Well then start acting that way or at lest turn it down. Old Man Hatchet as sent me and every admin a whole series of PMs about your cyber stalking. The way you mash after him makes me wonder if you really have a husband.

Good point, Bobby-Joe. True Christian men are known to be irresistable even to unsaved harlots like "Dances with Satan." I'm sure she suffers much inner turmoil, being attracted to such a True Man as Old Man Hatchet.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well then start acting that way or at lest turn it down. Old Man Hatchet as sent me and every admin a whole series of PMs about your cyber stalking. The way you mash after him makes me wonder if you really have a husband.

If he sent you PM's of me coming on to him, he must have made them up.

[KJV4me]

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If he sent you PM's of me coming on to him, he must have made them up.

What, is the ninth commandment your favorite one to trample upon? Luckily for us, the truth of God's Word shines just as bright no matter how much you defy it. Repent! Repent!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Well then start acting that way or at lest turn it down. Old Man Hatchet as sent me and every admin a whole series of PMs about your cyber stalking. The way you mash after him makes me wonder if you really have a husband.

Well, while we are on the subject she sent me some rather suspect photos of herself last year. Her pale pasty freckled skin, to which her back was sun toasted to a sickening red brown cancerous hue, was cavorting among mud and leaves. It was horrible seeing her three stomaches apparently wrestling to the death with each other. Her dirty pillows looking like pale veiny testicles were running from one another, each taking up a position on either side of her upper stomach, resting underneath her hairy armpits. Her dirty unkept hair was fiery like the bowls of Hell and the carpets matched the drapes - dirty, unkept, and full of twigs. I showed them to my wife and she just about went insane, bursting with laughter(the sight must have blasted her feeble female mind).

Oh, brother, it was abhorrent!!!! Absolutely disgusting. I had to look at some pictures of hippos mating to wash the image out of my head. She made another account and sent them to me, but I knew it was her. It happened right after I owned her in a debate over the racist nature of the secular concept of race. Of course she was on the side of racism while I was on the side of equality(Jesus permitting).

Brother Hatchet, if you receive an email from a unknown unexpected user or even from Danceless the Whore herself(if she is so bold) DO NOT open it!!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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You're just jealous.

Jealous of you, for holding between your legs a rashy, slimy axe wound that reeks of last month's halibut? Or jealous of your husband, for having to brave its terrors each night?

I can assure you that none of us are jealous.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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The only objects that go there are my husband's fingers, tongue, and OBSCENITY ELIMINATED.

THAT IS ENOUGH! This thread is about shampoo commercials and their effect on tallywackers, not about what your sissified husband sticks in your cavernous cooter. This forum is for MEN ONLY! Begone, she-devil!

Amen Brother Hatchet. Dances has been derailing every threat recently with her own brand of frustrated sexual innuendo. I would not even attempt to speculate on what imaginative uses she puts those empty shampoo bottles to.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Amen Brother Hatchet. Dances has been derailing every threat recently with her own brand of frustrated sexual innuendo. I would not even attempt to speculate on what imaginative uses she puts those empty shampoo bottles to.

My empty shampoo bottles get taken to the recycling center along with all my other recyclable items.

I know, I know, you lot don't believe in recycling either.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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My empty shampoo bottles get taken to the recycling center along with all my other recyclable items.

I know, I know, you lot don't believe in recycling either.

I assume that you have your servants take it in the Hummer... so, in your world, that's really had an impact on the temperature of the Earth... I can feel it cooling down already.

And what about the employment of all those little people who would have done the transport, sorting and disposal - you've just made more Americans unemployed - I hope you're happy!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I assume that you have your servants take it in the Hummer... so, in your world, that's really had an impact on the temperature of the Earth... I can feel it cooling down already.

And what about the employment of all those little people who would have done the transport, sorting and disposal - you've just made more Americans unemployed - I hope you're happy!

I don't have servants - my husband and I do all the cooking, sleaning, and yard work ourselves.

And I would never drive a Hummer - I drive a fuel-efficennt compact.

If we had curbside pickup of recyclables, I'd gladly let them pick it up - but we don't.