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  • Abu Obama
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2008
    • 20

    #91
    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    A sin!?, it is not just a sin in the eyes of Allah!!! Any woman who experiences this *ever* will answer to Allah on the Last Day. Allah the merciful will her cast her into fire and burn and writhe in agony for all time.

    A woman's proper purpose is to satisfy the male, experience pain, and produce at least 8 male children to grow up to be soldiers of Allah. If she is barren or unpleasing or orgasming or rebels against the authority of the man she must be cast out and her head must be lopped off in an honor killing and hoisted in front of other potential adultresses.


    "O you who believe! Save yourselves and your families from a Fire whose fuel is women and stones, over which are angels stern [and] severe, who flinch not [from executing] the Commands they receive from Allaah, but do [precisely what] they are commanded." (66:6)

    Praise Allah and Mohammed pbut
    Tolerate me!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #92
      Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

      Are you in the right forum?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Abu Obama
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2008
        • 20

        #93
        Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

        Also, we don't bother with all these chastity belts we just cut a womans pleasure organ clean off before they ever have a chance to orally rape the weak infidels and polytheists with their giant cli***us like they do in the soon to be burnt Great Satan, Allah willing

        Praise Allah & Mohamed pbut
        Tolerate me!!

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        • Herr_Doktor Phd.
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2008
          • 493

          #94
          Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

          Originally posted by Abu Obama View Post
          Also, we don't bother with all these chastity belts we just cut a womans pleasure organ clean off before they ever have a chance to orally rape the weak infidels and polytheists with their giant cli***us like they do in the soon to be burnt Great Satan, Allah willing

          Praise Allah & Mohamed pbut
          I'm not sure about this mutilation stuff. That seems a little extreme.

          Abu, why don't you introduce yourself in the introdution forum under general church fellowship.

          Tell us a little something about yourself.
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          Exodus 22:18
          says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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          • Lovebeforehate
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2008
            • 6

            #95
            Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

            Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
            A typical male answer. the correct answer however is that when a woman didn't have an orgasm the man didn't perform up to specs.
            No the woman didn't have the orgasm because some men don't care enough to help them achieve it. Men have higher sex drives, which for -some- means, higher SELFISH sex drives. A true man would want his wife to enjoy their LOVE MAKING/BABY MAKING as much as he does, as God would intend. A female orgasm isn't a sin, it means she is enjoying the time you two are having. So please, don't be so arrogant and show love to your wife as it is written in the inscriptions.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78551

              #96
              Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

              Originally posted by Lovebeforehate View Post
              No the woman didn't have the orgasm because some men don't care enough to help them achieve it. Men have higher sex drives, which for -some- means, higher SELFISH sex drives. A true man would want his wife to enjoy their LOVE MAKING/BABY MAKING as much as he does, as God would intend. A female orgasm isn't a sin, it means she is enjoying the time you two are having. So please, don't be so arrogant and show love to your wife as it is written in the inscriptions.
              I don't even know what this fruitcake is talking about. Anyone?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #97
                Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                Originally posted by Lovebeforehate View Post
                as it is written in the inscriptions.
                What is eHate? Is that some new website?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Daisy Mae Johnson
                  The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                  Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                  aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15708

                  #98
                  Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                  Why would GOD send a woman to HELL for making origami paper toys? They are delightful and keep one occupied for hours!

                  What has this guy been smoking?
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                  • Mr. Jingles
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 574

                    #99
                    Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    I don't even know what this fruitcake is talking about. Anyone?
                    Well, Zeke, it seems to me that he thinks women are supposed to enjoy sex, something you'll never find in the KJB. Also, he's probably a registered Democrat.

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                    • Abu Obama
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 20

                      #100
                      Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                      Originally posted by Lovebeforehate View Post
                      No the woman didn't have the orgasm because some men don't care enough to help them achieve it. Men have higher sex drives, which for -some- means, higher SELFISH sex drives. A true man would want his wife to enjoy their LOVE MAKING/BABY MAKING as much as he does, as God would intend. A female orgasm isn't a sin, it means she is enjoying the time you two are having. So please, don't be so arrogant and show love to your wife as it is written in the inscriptions.
                      Enjoyment!?! A women experiencing enjoyment during anything other than watching her children be blown to bits or used as human shields is Haram!

                      A womens duty is to lay down like a corpse, while the hairy, smelly Islamic man does his business to the point of trying to simultaneously induce suffering and make more baby suicide bomblets!! Sexual enjoyment by women is punished when we cut their sinful abominable parts for all the village to see!
                      Tolerate me!!

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                      • Warrior of God
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                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 241

                        #101
                        Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                        Originally posted by Abu Obama View Post
                        A woman's proper purpose is to satisfy the male, experience pain, and produce at least 8 male children to grow up to be soldiers of Allah.
                        Praise the true Lord God Almighty
                        Nutjob heathens like you will be keeping me in work for a long,long, time.
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                        Seek Salvation in Him,
                        or His Judgement will seek you.

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                        • krusty
                          Unsaved Trash uppity feminazi God-mocker
                          Under Investigation
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 22

                          #102
                          Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                          I am extremely happy to say my husband gives me daily orgasms and I can assure you they do indeed exist!!
                          All you poor woman who have never experienced it I feel sorry for!!

                          Oh and he doesnt give me it thro sex he gives me by using his

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #103
                            Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                            Originally posted by krusteaz View Post
                            I am extremely happy to say my husband gives me daily orgasms and I can assure you they do indeed exist!!
                            All you poor woman who have never experienced it I feel sorry for!!

                            Oh and he doesnt give me it thro sex he gives me by using his
                            His court jester and three friends? No wonder you're krusty!

                            Your disgusting, perverse group sexcapades are not appropriate material for a Christian church forum, Missy . . . And this is the MEN'S ROOM!
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • krusty
                              Unsaved Trash uppity feminazi God-mocker
                              Under Investigation
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 22

                              #104
                              Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                              Nope I dont need three other men y husband does an excellent job himself!!
                              And no its not the "mens room" its a forum not a toilet!!

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                              • krusty
                                Unsaved Trash uppity feminazi God-mocker
                                Under Investigation
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 22

                                #105
                                Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                                Oh and just to say I am not a God moker and never have been!

                                And even if I was thats between me and God not ANY of you!!!!

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