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  • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

    If any woman dared orgasm on my tallywacker I would burn the witch!!!
    Herding in the sheep

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    • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

      Originally posted by daveyharko View Post
      If any woman dared orgasm on my tallywacker I would burn the witch!!!
      Mr Davey Harko,


      I am really amused at your answer. It has awaken many questions inside me.


      I hope you can answer some.


      You know, True Christians are bound to keep the law of the nation they live in. Just from the top of my mind, I can remember:


      Romans 13:1 - Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.


      1 Peter 2:13 - Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme


      Romans 13:2 - Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.



      So you are saying that you would burn the woman that has an orgasm with you. My questions are:


      1) Have you done so yet?


      2) if the answer of question 1 is "YES", then, have you surrendered to the powers that be, and have you been condemned?


      3) if the answer if 2 is "NO", does it mean that you live in a country where is permited to burn women?


      4) if the answer of 3 is "YES", where do you live? It is surely an interesting option.


      5) If the answer of 1 is "NO", does it mean that you have never had a woman had an orgasm?


      6) if the answer of question 2 is "YES", have you experienced rough times in prison? Could you tell us some prison stories?


      7) If the answer of 3 is "NO", I don't need an answer, I know for sure you are breaking not only men's law, but God's aswell.


      Sorry for all the questioning. But this are matters we take VERY seriously here, and is your soul which is at stake now.
      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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      • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

        YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
        I do hope for your sake that asking about prison stories about male abuse wasn't in the hope I was a backdoor sinner that could satisfy your interest
        Please don't take offence brother but I have to be sure too
        Herding in the sheep

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        • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I must have missed the part where the woman talks about her God-approved orgasm in the Song of Solomon. Can you please refresh my memory? In which chapter and verse will I find it?
          You should not be here! Why are you not in the kitchen
          Herding in the sheep

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          • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

            Originally posted by daveyharko View Post
            You should not be here! Why are you not in the kitchen
            Hello Mr. Harko!

            First, I must apologize for posting in the male-only part of the forum. However, being nosy is part of any anthropologist's job description.

            Second, I am very sad to see you treating a True Christian Lady in this way. You must understand that there is a pecking order on this forum:

            1. Godly Pastors
            2. Godly True Christian™ Men
            3. Godly True Christian™ Women ----> like Mrs. Etheldreda
            4. Meek Forum Members -----> like myself
            5. Mice
            6. Crickets
            7. Mosquitoes
            8. Lint
            9. Parasites that live on mosquitoes
            10. Unsaved Trash -------> like you

            Please act with adequate respect towards everyone higher up in the pecking order.
            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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            • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

              Originally posted by daveyharko View Post
              YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
              I do hope for your sake that asking about prison stories about male abuse wasn't in the hope I was a backdoor sinner that could satisfy your interest
              Please don't take offence brother but I have to be sure too
              First, let me greet your return after three years of absence. Second, you have not answered questions 2 -> 6 or 2 -> 3 -> 4 or 2 -> 3 -> 7. Answering a True Christian Man(tm) when he asks you something is the right thing to do.

              Would like me to draw you a diagram?

              Third, if the correct sequence is 2 -> 6, that would surely explain your three year absence.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                Thankyou for my infractions ! I will learn from these!
                Herding in the sheep

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                • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                  Originally posted by daveyharko View Post
                  YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
                  What you're talking about is not a holy act, dear. Think about it. You admit to sexually copulating multiple people, like a whore does. But you're a man. We have a word for the Man Who Acts Like A Woman: a Homosexual. There's nothing holy about being a homer.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                    My three year absence may have been due to the fact I was hunting bum bandits and sticking hot pokers up their bum as God commanded me!
                    Herding in the sheep

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                    • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                      Originally posted by daveyharko View Post
                      ...I was hunting bum bandits and sticking hot pokers up their bum as God commanded me!
                      Scripture or StFU, thanks.

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                      • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                        Once again thankyou for my infractions brethren! I will try my best to be a true christian
                        Herding in the sheep

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                        • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                          Originally posted by daveyharko View Post
                          Once again thankyou for my infractions brethren! I will try my best to be a true christian
                          Hi Davey,

                          Infractions happen. I got plenty, I can only surmise this how God works. Perhaps you want to read the Bible, 1 Peter 3:16 might give you some consolation.

                          Kind regards,

                          Roland
                          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                          • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                            Originally posted by daveyharko View Post
                            YES! Brother G. I have had to perform this holy act on many a witch!I face the powers that be with my mighty sword and wave it in their face!
                            I do hope for your sake that asking about prison stories about male abuse wasn't in the hope I was a backdoor sinner that could satisfy your interest
                            Please don't take offence brother but I have to be sure too
                            I cannot take offense, it is forbidden in the Bible. I was hoping for stories about brotherhood in Christ, conversions, baptisms, and how you brougth many inmates to the light of Jesus our Lord and Savior.

                            You have a dirty mind, haven't you?

                            I am praying for your soul. I hope you can become a True Christian, but you need less use of your instincts and more Bible reading.

                            By the way, many questions remain unanswered.
                            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                            • Re: THE FEMALE ORGASM - A GATEWAY SIN ?

                              Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                              Hello Mr. Harko!

                              First, I must apologize for posting in the male-only part of the forum. However, being nosy is part of any anthropologist's job description.

                              Second, I am very sad to see you treating a True Christian Lady in this way. You must understand that there is a pecking order on this forum:

                              1. Godly Pastors
                              2. Godly True Christian™ Men
                              3. Godly True Christian™ Women ----> like Mrs. Etheldreda
                              4. Meek Forum Members -----> like myself
                              5. Mice
                              6. Crickets
                              7. Mosquitoes
                              8. Lint
                              9. Parasites that live on mosquitoes
                              10. Unsaved Trash -------> like you

                              Please act with adequate respect towards everyone higher up in the pecking order.
                              Hush woman you are aware of 1 Timothy 2:12 being a good christian lady
                              Last edited by Basilissa; 03-03-2017, 03:51 PM. Reason: fixed broken quote; you're welcome
                              Herding in the sheep

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