Feminazi Rejects Man Because His Tallywhacker is Tiny!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS story made me realize how badly Obama has ruined this country. Where do girls get the idea that marriage is their choice?

'Unhung Hero' Star Patrick Moote's Small Penis Led To An Embarrassing Proposal Fail

Patrick Moote faced public humiliation when his girlfriend rejected his proposal in front of a stadium full of UCLA basketball fans, and it got even worse when a video of the incident went viral on YouTube.

But even that wasn't even the worst part. When Moote asked her later why she didn't want to marry him, she said the thing no man ever wants to hear -- his penis was too small.

The botched proposal bruised Moote's ego, but he told HuffPost Live's Nancy Redd that his girlfriend's dissatisfaction with his size wasn't completely out of the blue.

"It's not like I didn't know that it was kind of a problem. I see my penis every day, so I was kind of aware of what was going on," he said.

After he recovered from the initial shock of being rejected, Moote started to think about how penis size is an issue that every man worries about but no one wants to discuss publicly. He decided to change that by making a "cockumentary" called "Unhung Hero," which documents his efforts to lengthen his member through pumps, pills and myriad zany methods.

Now that he's made a film about his penis, the cat is pretty much out of the bag about its size. So how has that affected his dating life?

"Most girls don't think I have a penis at all at this point, so if they find out that I do, it's kind of like, you know, 'Oh, well look at that! It's actually there,'" he said. "It's like a homeless guy bringing you home to his mansion, like, 'Whoa, where did this come from?'"

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Feminazi Rejects Man Because His Tallywhacker is Tiny!

Something smells fishy about this story, starting with the feminazi. Women should know that if a tallywhacker can seed that's all that's important. Obama's self-indulgent welfare state has certainly gone a long way to contributing to this unrest.

There's no doubt that Patrick Moote is stroking this for all that it's worth, including making a movie about his alleged deficiencies. I frankly know of no True Christain™ male who has this problem - upstanding virile manly tallywhackers are a gift from Jesus, and Patrick Moote would do well to get on his knees and beg for mercy and Salvation® from Jesus rather than embarrassing himself.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Feminazi Rejects Man Because His Tallywhacker is Tiny!

If our society was pure this wouldn't be a problem. If a woman has never seen another one, there is no way to know it's small.

This has worked wonders in my marriage. Not that mine is small or anything.

[IHAVEREPENTED!]

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even though what she said would have been very hurtful to that man you people do have a point and God obviously gave a small Ding-Dong for a reason so yeah...

[Mary Etheldreda]

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even though what she said would have been very hurtful to that man you people do have a point and God obviously gave a small Ding-Dong for a reason so yeah...

That goes without saying, don't you think? To assume God wouldn't do something with purpose in mind is to say everything can be explained by the laws of chance and probability, without sovereignty or purpose. Why, it would mean our world would be virtually indistinguishable from a world in which there is no God at all!

Besides, a True Christian™ woman knows the procreative act is meant to bring glory to God, not to enjoy Satan's disgusting gifts of orgasm.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Pardon me Brothers for posting in your private section of the forum. But you can rest assure I haven't seen anything because I posted this with my eyes closed and a prayer in my heart.

This woman sounds like a whore. She must read dirty magazines, watch soft porn and touch herself. Why, how in the Heavens would she know about tallywhacker sizes?

That whore did him a favor. I bet she even buys frozen concentrate orange juice instead of squeezing it herself. She would have made a terrible wife.

[Godfly]

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How did she know how big his penis was if they weren't married yet? That's impossible.

[WWJDnow]

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If this fornicator's male member is too small, he should try prayer. I understand that the laying on of hands works wonders in this sort of thing. Remember, God wants every good Christian man to have the penis that he deserves!

[lukasekman]

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It's either too big or too small, satisfying the entitled generation is like filling the Grand Canyon with a water gun.
The only legitimate situation when a certain measurement is required is when conducting corrective rape, in which the Christian Commission on Human Rights (CCHR) have a large collection of data to ensure optimal conversion rates.
Obviously, the man isn't gay or asexual, so the possibility of penis retraction or atrophy from psychotropic drugs and hormones can be ruled out.

[Witch Hammer]

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If True Christian™ men knew the horrors that awaited them on their wedding night, and each subsequent seeding thereafter, they might just risk an eternity of hellfire rather than shove their manhood into something that looks like the mouth of a rabid pitbull that has mercifully had its teeth pulled, and reeks like the beach at low tide.

That being said, it is only by God's grace that we can even achieve, much less maintain, turgidity in the face of such a ravening nightmare. I say blessed is he who has less to lose if the gaping maw snaps shut and devests him of his masculinity, and blessed is he who's stunted prong allows for a quick withdrawl before the beast can devour its prey.

[WithGodWeStand]

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If our society was pure this wouldn't be a problem. If a woman has never seen another one, there is no way to know it's small.

This has worked wonders in my marriage. Not that mine is small or anything.

Well said a very well endowed man will deliver his seed with ease. However the guys women who said no to his offer was not interested in his seed. She was just another satanic seed dumpster who is probably off to spread the aids or something. Who really cares what their length or whatever is everyone knows it about how fast you can deposit your seed and dispatch your wife to do more chores.

[rolledupboob]

Re: Feminazi Rejects Man Because His Tallywhacker is Tiny!

If True Christian™ men knew the horrors that awaited them on their wedding night, and each subsequent seeding thereafter, they might just risk an eternity of hellfire rather than shove their manhood into something that looks like the mouth of a rabid pitbull that has mercifully had its teeth pulled, and reeks like the beach at low tide.

That being said, it is only by God's grace that we can even achieve, much less maintain, turgidity in the face of such a ravening nightmare. I say blessed is he who has less to lose if the gaping maw snaps shut and devests him of his masculinity, and blessed is he who's stunted prong allows for a quick withdrawl before the beast can devour its prey.

So you gay or something, seriously????
Cause straight men love women's *filthy pornographic word deleted*