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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2026
    • 15118

    #16
    Re: The Solitary Sin

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    I am so careful about avoiding self pollution I have one of my maids on my staff take care of the actually mechanics of handling my tallywacker when I need to use the restroom. That way nothing depraved happens.
    I think It's amazing how you Menfolk can make such sacrifices.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #17
      Re: The Solitary Sin

      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
      If I witness a woman in a state of undress while performing NSI©, I beat her for being a disgusting harlot who flaunts herself in the privacy of her own home. She should have the foresight to know that I am going to be gawking through her window or hiding in her closet.

      Breaking into a peson's home and beating them up is home invasion - yet another crime you are guilty of.

      And how is she flaunting herself if she's in her own home, a place where YOU have no right to be without her permission.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #18
        Re: The Solitary Sin

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        I am so careful about avoiding self pollution I have one of my maids on my staff take care of the actually mechanics of handling my tallywacker when I need to use the restroom. That way nothing depraved happens.

        You don't see anything depraved about making someone else hold your penis while you urinate?
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Brother Lazarus
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 1062

          #19
          Re: The Solitary Sin

          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
          Gentlemen, while performing my routine Neighborhood Sin Inspection©*, I was mortified to discover a young man vigorously gratifying himself to a J.C. Penney catalog. That it was a home furnishings catalog is not only disturbing but irrelevant--it doesn't matter what one tugs one's tallywacker to, because flogging one's dong is a grave enough sin in itself.

          Why? Because it's gay. That's right, gay. A pecker is a pecker. It doesn't matter if it's your own. So quit jackin' the beanstalk, fellas. FACT: Lance Bass used to be straight before compulsively squeezing the cream from his Twinkie.
          You are an inspiration Mr. Hatchet. You stand four square against all things gay. You are a great American. You've inspired me to start my own neighborhood inspections to ensure all in my locale is true and Godly. Your place is heaven is assured.

          Amen!
          In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.

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          • Old Man Hatchet
            Super Moderator
            Beloved Church Elder
            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2084

            #20
            Re: The Solitary Sin

            Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
            Breaking into a peson's home and beating them up is home invasion - yet another crime you are guilty of.

            And how is she flaunting herself if she's in her own home, a place where YOU have no right to be without her permission.
            I have God's permission, you insufferable strumpet. I would wager--if I didn't think gambling was a sin--that every time you undress you fantasize that I am leering at you. I would also wager that you would love to move to my neighborhood so that your fantasy becomes a reality. Sorry to dash your dreams, but you'll never be able to afford my upscale neighborhood by chugging dongs for five dollars a pop.

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #21
              Re: The Solitary Sin

              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
              I have God's permission, you insufferable strumpet.

              Since your god's name isn't on the deed to my property, he can't give you permission to come onto it.

              I would wager--if I didn't think gambling was a sin--that every time you undress you fantasize that I am leering at you.
              I don't fantasize about being leered at by anyone, and especially not you.

              I would also wager that you would love to move to my neighborhood so that your fantasy becomes a reality. Sorry to dash your dreams, but you'll never be able to afford my upscale neighborhood by chugging dongs for five dollars a pop.
              I have a house in a very pretty neighborhoos, and my neighbors are friendly. Why would I want to move next door to a pervert like you?
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #22
                Re: The Solitary Sin

                Dear sweet hell-bound Lumpy! I was hoping that by now you would have learned how to quote and reply properly. I see that isn't the case.
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Walter Brimstone
                  On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 188

                  #23
                  Re: The Solitary Sin

                  Lumpy, Lumpy, Lumpy,

                  You know prefectly well why you want to move in next to Mr. Hatchet.
                  It seems you are one to go after the much older and more upstanding True Christian(tm) men. But, that's between you and the Lord, you perverted heathen! My prayers are with you, Mr. Hatchet, that this creature doesn't set foot into you fine neighborhood.

                  In Him,

                  Walter Brimstone


                  Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                  I have a house in a very pretty neighborhoos, and my neighbors are friendly. Why would I want to move next door to a pervert like you?

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #24
                    Re: The Solitary Sin

                    Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                    Lumpy, Lumpy, Lumpy,

                    You know prefectly well why you want to move in next to Mr. Hatchet.
                    It seems you are one to go after the much older and more upstanding True Christian™ men. But, that's between you and the Lord, you perverted heathen! My prayers are with you, Mr. Hatchet, that this creature doesn't set foot into you fine neighborhood.

                    In Him,

                    Walter Brimstone

                    No way would I want to move anywhere near that old pervert. I'd have to put up lead shutters, and they don't match my decor.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Walter Brimstone
                      On Permanent Assignment in Borneo
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 188

                      #25
                      Re: The Solitary Sin

                      Friend,

                      Like Jacquie, You seem to have a problem about casting false judgement.
                      Mr. Hatchet is a fine man and I wish there were more like him.

                      In Him,

                      Walter Brimstone

                      Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                      No way would I want to move anywhere near that old pervert. I'd have to put up lead shutters, and they don't match my decor.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #26
                        Re: The Solitary Sin

                        Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                        No way would I want to move anywhere near that old pervert. I'd have to put up lead shutters, and they don't match my decor.
                        Let's see ....

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                        Lead shutters just might work. That's not that you'll actually need them, since dear Brother Hatchet is merely doing the Lord's work, and the innocent have nothing to hide.
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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #27
                          Re: The Solitary Sin

                          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                          Let's see ....

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                          No dear, I actually own a very nice house, not a trashed mobile home.

                          Lead shutters just might work. That's not that you'll actually need them, since dear Brother Hatchet is merely doing the Lord's work, and the innocent have nothing to hide.
                          I don't take kindly to Peeping Toms, and Hatchet is a pervert.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Old Man Hatchet
                            Super Moderator
                            Beloved Church Elder
                            World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2084

                            #28
                            Re: The Solitary Sin

                            Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                            No way would I want to move anywhere near that old pervert. I'd have to put up lead shutters, and they don't match my decor.
                            Lead is poisonous and can damage the nervous system as well as cause brain disorders, but since you have deadly venereal diseases from having a cooter that's as easy to get into as Arizona State University, I suppose lead is not a primary concern for you.

                            And I am not an "old pervert." Read these testimonials:

                            Originally posted by Hugh G. Rection View Post
                            You are an inspiration Mr. Hatchet. You stand four square against all things gay. You are a great American. You've inspired me to start my own neighborhood inspections to ensure all in my locale is true and Godly. Your place is heaven is assured.
                            Originally posted by Walter Brimstone View Post
                            Mr. Hatchet is a fine man and I wish there were more like him.
                            I could fill VOLUMES with similar quotations. Only Jesus is held in higher esteem, but I am a VERY CLOSE second. You will show me the respect and admiration that I so richly deserve, you repugnant trollop, or suffer my wrath.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #29
                              Re: The Solitary Sin

                              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                              Only Jesus is held in higher esteem, but I am a VERY CLOSE second. You will show me the respect and admiration that I so richly deserve, you repugnant trollop, or suffer my wrath.
                              I already show you more respect than you deserve.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #30
                                Re: The Solitary Sin

                                Gadzooks! No wonder Lumpy's always upset! Someone's stolen her velvet painting of Elvis, "Hunting" wall tapestry, and Dent-U-Cup, Right off of her kitchen table!



                                And it was not good Brother Hatchet

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