[savinggraceless]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

I am sorry. I do not see what this has to do with beating a wife.

It does say we need to express the characteristics that display the Holy Spirit which I think applies to this topic

Galatians 5:22-23
22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law.

I think there are better ways to discipline a grown woman than to beat her.

[Kraut Fruit]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

My wife has died two years ago, and I ain't about to go about spanking her smelly ol' corpse. x^P


Without a wife, my daughter Petunia gets double the beatings!

GLORY!!

How dare you speak that disrespectfully about a dead person!!!!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

How dare you speak that disrespectfully about a dead person!!!!

One is not allowed to speak disparagingly about the dead? By your logic, I would be wrong to denigrate Hitler or vilify Katherine Hepburn for having worn pants like a whore and having starred in obscene films like The African Queen and On Golden Pond. Here she is practically fornicating in the latter film.



I'm going to assume you realize how irrational you're being.

[Kraut Fruit]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

still it's not ok to make jokes about this situation,
it's about hitting wives and stuff, and it's just distasteful to say stuff like "my wive is dead i won't spank her dead body"

[Nobar King]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

You're pretty hard to read. Nothing's funny to you, is it?

[Kraut Fruit]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Are you sending from a Blackberry or is your shift key just broken?

yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

still it's not ok to make jokes about this situation,
it's about hitting wives and stuff, and it's just distasteful to say stuff like "my wive is dead i won't spank her dead body"

What situation is not OK to make jokes about? The fact that when people die their bodies take time to decay, or the situation where wives need discipline?

English is not the primary language you speak, is it? I'm guessing you speak at least two languages better than you speak English.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!

Listen SlicedKiwifruit, you need to get your foreign butt into the Introduction Forum where all new posters do their initial posts. Tell us a little about yourself and why you have so much trouble putting a sentence together in English.

[Herr_Doktor Phd.]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

yes there are things in life that are funny, but this is not!

Young lady, it is written:

Ephesians 5:22-23 “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.”

I fail to see the joke. If the wife is stubborn and will not obey, then there is little alternative but to give some tough love. It's for her own good.

Listen SlicedKiwifruit, you need to get your foreign butt into the Introduction Forum where all new posters do their initial posts. Tell us a little about yourself and why you have so much trouble putting a sentence together in English.

Very observant. I think that is indeed a sliced kiwi fruit and not an emerald strawberry. Clearly, the wench is being deceitful. The Devil's works are buried here.

[stormatree]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

I spank my wife all the time. And to further her humiliation I dress here up like some demonatrix wench so that she'll realize what she could become without a man's proper guidance.

Now that I have that gothtard slave girl in the basement for the witch hunt I have to step up my spanking regiment. Her cheeks get so rosy after a spanking that I thought I burst some capillaries.

I do believe that she will turn to the lord soon enough. She keep cursing me and trying to hex me whenever I've stripe her naked and spank her. I guess wickers have no shame in nudity as Jesus intends. Considering their naked forest orgies I should have known. We'll I chained her to the ceiling and threated to whip her and she finally came around.

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I rewarded her by allowing her to stay in one of the empty servant quarters. She now lays in bed reading the KJV1611. PRAISE!!!!

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I still come in at night and give it to spank her just so she doesn't get too comfortable. She's not saved yet and i suspect she thinks the local Des Moines authorities will find her.

wow... I'd seriously consider getting help, i'm not kidding, unless your just trolling...

[Wide-Open]

Re: Do you spank your wife?

Help? I'm sure Brother Remy is man enough to spank that harlot all by himself, thank you.

Luke 12:45
But and if that servant say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; and shall begin to beat the menservants and maidens, and to eat and drink, and to be drunken;