Progress! The UK bans a long list of porn categories

[Bjorn Jensen]

Bad news for porn perverts, good news for Christians! While I am a bit disappointed that not all porn was included in the ban, there is after all some progress in David Cameron's England. Porn is perverted, unbiblical and immoral, and should be banned by any means, cause God hates pornography.

The following sickening sex acts, of which names I almost dare not mention, are now prohibited from being depicted or portrayed in pornography in Britain:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

And HOW DARE THEY turn spanking and caning into a twisted sodomistic sex act? The image of the whip and the cane should be an image of fear and pain for women and children, of righteous punishment by True Christian™ fathers and husbands for disobeying God, not an image of sodomy

Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.


God bless censorship!

[Des]

Re: Progress! The UK bans a long list of porn categories

And HOW DARE THEY turn spanking and caning into a twisted sodomistic sex act? The image of the whip and the cane should be an image of fear and pain for women and children, of righteous punishment by True Christian™ fathers and husbands for disobeying God, not an image of sodomy

Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

The gap toothed tea sipping Limeys have a queen for a ruler as well as the head of their false Christian church, so we should expect such feminist propaganda to enter the mix.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Progress! The UK bans a long list of porn categories

Female ejaculation

How stupid is that? Women can't ejacumulate! Everyone knows that!

Fisting

Does that mean boxing is banned? It's a good True Christian(tm) sport.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I am writing to my Member of Parliament to protest about the ban on these:

• Spanking & caning: No need to explain why.
• Verbal abuse: Where does that leave rebuking?
• Water sports: My children swim in the sea every day of the year, to toughen them up. Banning this is just absurd.

On the other hand, Facesitting and other social media websites are up to no good and it is high time that the government dealt with them.

[PaulBrown]

Re: Progress! The UK bans a long list of porn categories

Isn't there something weird with this law? If ***naughty words*** is forbidden, then why are ***removed naughty words*** not on the forbidden list. This sounds like sexism. Isn't there some law that guarantees equal rights for females/males?

And what is this law going to do in the first place? Free ***removed links to unnatural fornication*** are the ones that the majority visits. This will change exactly nothing. Only the porn producers won't be able to make money in the UK anymore.

So which sites are on the ban list now? Got some examples, because I can't find any. And I assume a proxy will bypass that block anyway.

Looks like a waste of tax payer's money.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Progress! The UK bans a long list of porn categories

tl:dr

Son, where is your introductory thread? I like to know who I'm talking to.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[lukasekman]

Re: Progress! The UK bans a long list of porn categories

While I prefer to ban all kinds of porn, this is definitely a step in the right direction.

Warning: the following text is mentioning graphic content of sick porn, don't read unless you have a strong stomach. You are advised to skip to "End of explicit content".

Facesitting is of course dangerous. A fat woman sitting on a man's face cuts of the oxygen supply and even a brief sit can kill. To get a picture of the danger, consider accidentally dropping the barbell on your face when doing bench press. 200 lbs or more can kill instantly. Fat women do also fart a lot more, and inhaling obese gas is a horrible way to go out...
I can't realize why crush films are banned, when facesitting is practically the same thing.

The U.S. Department of Family Values have reported 5750 facesitting-related fatalities, and more than 300000 hospitalizations under 2014. Facesitting is the leading form of domestic murder conducted by obese people.

==End of explicit content==

And regarding humiliation, all porn is humiliating and degrading to family values.

[Regis Alexandrus]

Re: Progress! The UK bans a long list of porn categories

Too bad that America is not following along.I fully agree with this thread.