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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551
    #1

    The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

    This is going to make all True Christians(tm) sick to their stomachs, but the Truth(c) needs to be told. The japs are pushing a new incest/homersexural game on the innocent youth of America. Once Donald Trump is president, filth like this won't be allowed!




    Whatever you do, DON'T Google the phrase "Showering With Your Dad!"
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Des
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2013
      • 2718
      #2
      Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

      I have never been so revolted in my entire life. As horrifying as it was, it was made worse by that homer in the corner gleefully playing it. And did you notice that at one point near the end of the gam, the child was running around shooting all the dads? Incest, homoeroticism, and patricide, all in one nauseating place.
      Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • FNAFanatic
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2015
          • 57
          #3
          Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

          Ahh, Pewdiepie. Love him.

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            • Roland
              Obese Swedish Meatball
              Delusional Forum Member
              • May 2014
              • 2189
              #4
              Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

              Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
              Ahh, Pewdiepie. Love him.
              You love a guy who entices young, agile, clean limbed, somewhat naïve, Canadian boys? You don´t realise it but you are only one (or maybe two or three) step(s) away from being a True Christian(TM)

              Why don´t you just repent and accept the Huge Love Jesus Christ has to offer you?
              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                • FNAFanatic
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Sep 2015
                  • 57
                  #5
                  Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

                  Unless you are using sarcasm, how does loving Pewdiepie (who, to be completely honest, seems like somebody you'd hate with every fiber of your being) make you a True Christian?

                  I can only sense sarcasm, sorry D:
                  Please explain so I know.

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                    • Roland
                      Obese Swedish Meatball
                      Delusional Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 2189
                      #6
                      Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

                      Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
                      Unless you are using sarcasm, how does loving Pewdiepie (who, to be completely honest, seems like somebody you'd hate with every fiber of your being) make you a True Christian?

                      I can only sense sarcasm, sorry D:
                      Please explain so I know.
                      You make a false assumption. I am not a Christian, I am a Nut job Meatball Worshipper. My credentials are listed just below my user name.

                      In my post I mentioned a young, agile, clean limbed, somewhat naïve Canadian boy who was enticed by this Pewdiepie. I gave you the source, that would be good enough I think? Perhaps I jumped to conclusions, maybe the need to safe young, agile, clean limbed, somewhat naïve Canadian boys is more universal than Christianity.
                      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • FNAFanatic
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Sep 2015
                          • 57
                          #7
                          Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

                          I see that and I actually kinda laughed at it. Silly title!

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                            • Youth Minister Harry
                              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 832
                              #8
                              Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

                              Originally posted by FNAFanatic View Post
                              Ahh, Pewdiepie. Love him.
                              You love a pewdephile? How old are you?!!!




                              Also, how tall are you?



                              .
                              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                                • FNAFanatic
                                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                                  • Sep 2015
                                  • 57
                                  #9
                                  Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

                                  Pewdiepie plays video games on youtube. Sometimes for charity. And I'm young. Only God will know my age XD Old enough for Youtube though.

                                  Also I haven't really checked my height recently. I think I'm 5" something

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                                    • TweetyBird
                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                      • Sep 2015
                                      • 10
                                      #10
                                      Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

                                      Who is this man and why does he yell at me at the beginning?

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                                        • Back against wall
                                          Guarding his purity against all comers
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2015
                                          • 1241
                                          #11
                                          Re: The Newest Video Game Sensation: Showering With Your Dad

                                          I literally have no idea what the blubbering idiot was trying to say in that video. Youtubes only redeeming True Christian™ quality is spreading the word of God (but obviously has some value in warning us of vile filth that this game is)
                                          What a disgusting concept, may the creator of this game burn in .

                                          Leviticus 18:7 The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.
                                          Leviticus 18:6 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
                                          Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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