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Like most of you, I would rather see Pokémon Go just fade away to never be heard from again.
However, when I was on Facebook moments ago, I saw something that made my blood boil all the way to the platelets. (I have made my page completely private so no one but my friends and I can see it - so it's completely safe and sinless).
One of my acquaintances posted a screen shot of a Pokémon that was "born" on her phone the day before yesterday. She said she had gone on a trip upstate and was playing Pokémon Go. Well, apparently she "caught" some that were (ladies, please forgive me) pregnant.
We have already discussed here that Pokémon Go is the mark of the beast and I would like to add it is also spawning new demon creatures. The sinister part of this is that instead of younger children being the most affected, look at any news story or article - it's the college aged sinner who is playing this dreadful game. The Bible - GOD'S HOLY WORD - tells us that the devil was created by God as a cherub(Ezekiel 28:12-18). Many of these Pokémon characters look like sweet little innocent things you'd just love to put on a chain and keep in the back yard in a fenced in area with just enough shade for them to not dehydrate and where you would occasionally throw out table scraps for them like a loving pet owner. Oh - and water when necessary, too.
So, think of Britney or Jordan, off at college, their minds being filled with hatred for Christ because you didn't send them to a Christian university like Landover or Bob Jones. They decide to take part in a "harmless" game. They go out walking in a park, they "capture" several of the demonic creatures, and one of those creatures spawns later on and ENTERS JORDAN. They decide to go walking the next day and catch some more - since satan is never satisfied until he consumes you totally (2 Timothy 2:25-26). That night, Jordan leads Britney into the woods and takes her virtue because of the demonic forces he invited into his smart phone.
Things suddenly go from bad to worse, mom and dad. Your little girl now has Jordan's juice swimming toward her wanton, waiting ovarian articles, their vile invitation about to be accepted when the seed finds purchase on the sinful uterine wall of shame. Your Britney has now become pregnant by the devil. Wish you had sent that poor child to a Christian school now, parents?
But I mildly digress.
The urgent matter to spread far and wide is that any smart phone with this game has to be immediately destroyed. While I will leave it to the senior pastors to determine the method of destruction, do NOT ignore my unction.
The DEVIL is the reason why we cannot have anything nice.
Parents and fellow True Christians™, we can no longer ignore the threat to society posed by what on the first glance seems like an innocent pastime.
It all begins so subtly: we get too lazy to walk over to a wall phone or stop at a payphone since we just HAVE to know what Mrs. Jenkins wore to her daughter's debutante ball.
We allow greedy companies to invent a phone based on convenience and we ALL just have to have one, even if it weighs 25 pounds.
The phones become more attractive. Sexier. Sleeker. Just holding one leads the owner to sexual sin, and the fact that the Interwebs can be reached using this device makes it easier to succumb to the tempations of sites like xtube, pornhub, xhamster, manhub, gayalizer, lustypuppy, jockertube, submityourdude, and other sinful places of immediate demonic possession. (I have a more complete list upon request but some of them aren't working properly).
Now, we have to have all the latest apps and games and gizmos so we can tout ourselves on My Space, Tumblr, and E Harmony. We think, "it's just a game," so we download ANYTHING, not checking to see if the LORD GOD would approve.
To save time, I'll jump a couple of steps. Britney is demonically pregnant. And we could have saved her. JESUS needs to be in our children's lives. Perhaps JESUS needs to be in YOUR life.
It's time to get on my knees and pray. It's time for YOU go get on your knees, too. We can't let electronics rob our Salvation® from us. I urge you to post here how many phones you've destroyed so that the world can see we mean business. GLORY!
COME LORD JESUS! (Rev 22:12)
BrotherLarry
However, when I was on Facebook moments ago, I saw something that made my blood boil all the way to the platelets. (I have made my page completely private so no one but my friends and I can see it - so it's completely safe and sinless).
One of my acquaintances posted a screen shot of a Pokémon that was "born" on her phone the day before yesterday. She said she had gone on a trip upstate and was playing Pokémon Go. Well, apparently she "caught" some that were (ladies, please forgive me) pregnant.
We have already discussed here that Pokémon Go is the mark of the beast and I would like to add it is also spawning new demon creatures. The sinister part of this is that instead of younger children being the most affected, look at any news story or article - it's the college aged sinner who is playing this dreadful game. The Bible - GOD'S HOLY WORD - tells us that the devil was created by God as a cherub(Ezekiel 28:12-18). Many of these Pokémon characters look like sweet little innocent things you'd just love to put on a chain and keep in the back yard in a fenced in area with just enough shade for them to not dehydrate and where you would occasionally throw out table scraps for them like a loving pet owner. Oh - and water when necessary, too.
So, think of Britney or Jordan, off at college, their minds being filled with hatred for Christ because you didn't send them to a Christian university like Landover or Bob Jones. They decide to take part in a "harmless" game. They go out walking in a park, they "capture" several of the demonic creatures, and one of those creatures spawns later on and ENTERS JORDAN. They decide to go walking the next day and catch some more - since satan is never satisfied until he consumes you totally (2 Timothy 2:25-26). That night, Jordan leads Britney into the woods and takes her virtue because of the demonic forces he invited into his smart phone.
Things suddenly go from bad to worse, mom and dad. Your little girl now has Jordan's juice swimming toward her wanton, waiting ovarian articles, their vile invitation about to be accepted when the seed finds purchase on the sinful uterine wall of shame. Your Britney has now become pregnant by the devil. Wish you had sent that poor child to a Christian school now, parents?
But I mildly digress.
The urgent matter to spread far and wide is that any smart phone with this game has to be immediately destroyed. While I will leave it to the senior pastors to determine the method of destruction, do NOT ignore my unction.
The DEVIL is the reason why we cannot have anything nice.
Parents and fellow True Christians™, we can no longer ignore the threat to society posed by what on the first glance seems like an innocent pastime.
It all begins so subtly: we get too lazy to walk over to a wall phone or stop at a payphone since we just HAVE to know what Mrs. Jenkins wore to her daughter's debutante ball.
We allow greedy companies to invent a phone based on convenience and we ALL just have to have one, even if it weighs 25 pounds.
The phones become more attractive. Sexier. Sleeker. Just holding one leads the owner to sexual sin, and the fact that the Interwebs can be reached using this device makes it easier to succumb to the tempations of sites like xtube, pornhub, xhamster, manhub, gayalizer, lustypuppy, jockertube, submityourdude, and other sinful places of immediate demonic possession. (I have a more complete list upon request but some of them aren't working properly).
Now, we have to have all the latest apps and games and gizmos so we can tout ourselves on My Space, Tumblr, and E Harmony. We think, "it's just a game," so we download ANYTHING, not checking to see if the LORD GOD would approve.
To save time, I'll jump a couple of steps. Britney is demonically pregnant. And we could have saved her. JESUS needs to be in our children's lives. Perhaps JESUS needs to be in YOUR life.
It's time to get on my knees and pray. It's time for YOU go get on your knees, too. We can't let electronics rob our Salvation® from us. I urge you to post here how many phones you've destroyed so that the world can see we mean business. GLORY!
COME LORD JESUS! (Rev 22:12)
BrotherLarry
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