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  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
    Sorry, man. I've read the bible, I didn't agree.
    Hello Mr. - or is it Ms.? - Nothin!

    As a person who is struggling wit my own religiosity, may I ask - what is it specifically that you didn't like in the Bible? The misogyny, homophobia, xenophobia, or just the general cruelty of genocides, slavery and other forms of oppression?...

    Because I'm not sure if I like it either, but unlike you, I'm really scared of Hell...
    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

      Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post

      What I have no respect for is having beliefs crammed down my throat and being told to "take it or burn in hell".

      You came to our forum. We did not go to yours. And while we discuss all manner of specifics about the Bible, we understand that you and everyone in the world has the right to reject its words.


      The only belief that we are even the tiniest bit guilty of "cramming down" anyone's throat is that you have to take the Bible in its entirety. Any attempt to filter its contents is dishonest. Any claims to being a believer in the Biblical God while wrangling out of obeying His Holy Word is rank hypocrisy.


      We are very strict about this basic "all or nothing" concept vis a vis the Bible. We will hammer home that point until the cows come home--or Jesus returns, whichever is first.


      Even then, while we maintain our uncompromising stance of the Whole Bible and nothing but the Whole Bible, we make our stand here, on our own forum. If you come here and read what we have to say, then by taking in our words, you are the one "cramming" something down your own throat.


      It's really silly to come here, read what we write and discuss, then jump in and say that we're being too aggressive about our religion. It's sort of like eavesdropping on a conversation that really isn't any of your business, and then getting all huffy and insisting that we stop talking. All you have to do is stop listening.


      In fact, we even tell people that the unsaved aren't welcome, and then people get all worked up about that!

      If someone has a Trump sign on their lawn, and a "No Trespassing" sign on their front door, do you bang on the door, push it open when someone answers, march into their living room and start lecturing them on why they are wrong to like Trump? That's much closer to the definition of "cramming something down somebody's throat". It may also be legally defined as "home invasion" but we'll table that discussion for now.


      Technically Yours,
      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

        Heya. That's a Mr. By the way

        That's all fine, it's a scary sounding life. But if I can hold on to my ideologies, I will. You don't need to worry about me, I can take a little eternal torment.


        Wait.


        That's highly unlikely, actually.


        Still, I hold my views. Oppression and sexism are a big no to me. I've tried believing, trust me, but I just can't. If I can hold my views (and my badly timed sarcastic humour), I may try to find a way again, though.

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        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

          I came to prove that a game isn't as bad as it's made out to be. Literally, I see the point where a death obsessed high functioning psychopath is seen as a follower of Jesus... Just a tad strange. Then it turned bad. Fast. I mean, REALLY fast.

          I explained my stuff, I'm done with that now. Tell me I'm a sinner, because believe me, I got that message a LONG time ago.

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          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

            Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
            Heya. That's a Mr. By the way

            That's all fine, it's a scary sounding life. But if I can hold on to my ideologies, I will. You don't need to worry about me, I can take a little eternal torment.

            Wait.

            That's highly unlikely, actually.

            Still, I hold my views. Oppression and sexism are a big no to me. I've tried believing, trust me, but I just can't. If I can hold my views (and my badly timed sarcastic humour), I may try to find a way again, though.
            Well, if you ever do want to believe, I highly recommend this lovely community. I know they seem a bit abrasive at first, but it's the only church I know of that actually sticks to what the Bible says instead of ignoring 90% of it.
            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

              I'll keep it in mind, thanks

              I kind of just wish it could be seen in a balanced way. I just feel like there's something enjoyable that's being read into too much. I tried to prove too much for a simple form of entertainment, so yeah, I'm done. I'm just going to start over.


              Try and forgive my badly misjudged attempts at humour. That's just me.

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              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                You know, this is really entertaining. I'll be sticking around these threads for a while.

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                • Plz notice me, i am but a lonely title.

                  Ikr. It's wonderful.

                  Help.

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                  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Oooooooh, shiny, a warning!

                    "Your rambling is getting worse, dear."


                    Really? Cool! Aw, shucks, I love it here!


                    Now this'll be my last post knowing the might of the ban hammer. Have fun, and peace out y'all.

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                    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                      Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                      Oooooooh, shiny, a warning!

                      "Your rambling is getting worse, dear."

                      Really? Cool! Aw, shucks, I love it here!

                      Now this'll be my last post knowing the might of the ban hammer. Have fun, and peace out y'all.
                      Dear sinner,

                      You might benefit from learning some basic rules of argumentation. They might help you get your message through. What we have here is a simple appeal to pity or an argument ad misericordiam. Instead of tackling the actual issues (Jesus and His word in the Bible) you're basically just expressing your distress of people not accepting your views at face value (i.e., without you citing any support from Jesus and the Bible).

                      Ad misericordiam is a fallacy as it does nothing to resolve the actual issue. In addition, it is not the best strategy to discuss things with God.

                      Jeremiah 13:14
                      And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.


                      Yours in Christ,

                      Elmer
                      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                        Oh baby, double points for "Whining like Satan's spawn"! Also being told I'm not making intelligent posts.

                        NO, REALLY?!


                        I'm really surprised nobody's got this by now, but I am being serious with NONE of this! It's hilarity, my good sire!


                        (Also trying to get banned so I can't get account OCD when I log off. I know, idiotic, but everyone has quirks! Just so happens my head isn't screwed on right.)


                        To the admin reading this, just ban me already. Please? You'll be getting rid of a royal pain in the ass, AND it'll cure my OCD.


                        Please just ban me already, I've taken the puss for too long now.

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                        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                          Oooooooh, shiny, a warning!

                          "Your rambling is getting worse, dear."


                          Really? Cool! Aw, shucks, I love it here!


                          Now this'll be my last post knowing the might of the ban hammer. Have fun, and peace out y'all.
                          No one wants to ban you, dear. We want you to join us in our dedication to True Christianity(tm). After you come to a full understanding of what the Bible really says and what it has to offer humanity, you can share that knowledge with others. Think how much more you and your father would have in common if he knew the Truth(tm) about God's Holy Word.


                          When you let that Truth(tm) wash over you, your mind is free from the fear of hell. And when the people that you love have their eyes opened as well, you don't have to fear for their eternal souls and they don't have to fear for yours.


                          Don't you want that peace for yourself and others?


                          Joyously Yours,
                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            Nah, not really. I just wanna get banned and go back to being a dick online. It's what I do best.

                            That's all you can help me with, I'll burn either way!


                            The horrible venom aside, good luck with the church, sorry for being an ass, just throw me a ban and I'll be content

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                            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              Dear Brother Doctor White;

                              It has come to my attention that the people who created this Overwatch game have identified one of the characters as a lesbian.


                              All along, the game defenders have said that it's not the developers but the fans who come up with all the icky sex stuff, but clearly that is not true. Forgive me for introducing such a distasteful subject, but I know that the spiritual leaders of Landover would want to be kept up to date regarding this Deeply Serious and Monumentally Critical Concern.


                              Meanwhile, I'll keep praying like a good Christian woman.


                              Prayerfully Yours,
                              Handmaiden
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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                              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                Originally posted by Nothin' else to do View Post
                                Nah, not really. I just wanna get banned and go back to being a dick online. It's what I do best.

                                That's all you can help me with, I'll burn either way!


                                The horrible venom aside, good luck with the church, sorry for being an ass, just throw me a ban and I'll be content
                                Why would we ban a person who still has a chance, albeit tiny, to reconcile things with Jesus and get to Heaven! All our efforts would have been useless.

                                Luke 17:3
                                Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him.

                                Of course, you can always take the choice of logging off and closing the tab. It's called free will. People are notorious, as they usually abuse it (Genesis 3:6). What are you going to do with your free sill? One option is to choose Jesus!


                                Yours in Christ,

                                Elmer
                                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



                                PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
                                Check out our Research in Creation Science:

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