[Nothin' else to do]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I mean, I know I can do that, but there's always that nagging thought of "there's an account I haven't logged into". Trust me, I have no chance, just please do this one thing for me and permanently suspended my account. I promise you will never have to speak of me again, it's just an OCD thing. I know how stupid it sounds, but it gets really grating.

Thanks, and good luck with the next guy who's as bad as me.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Dear Brother Doctor White;

It has come to my attention that the people who created this Overwatch game have identified one of the characters as a lesbian.

All along, the game defenders have said that it's not the developers but the fans who come up with all the icky sex stuff, but clearly that is not true. Forgive me for introducing such a distasteful subject, but I know that the spiritual leaders of Landover would want to be kept up to date regarding this Deeply Serious and Monumentally Critical Concern.

Meanwhile, I'll keep praying like a good Christian woman.

Prayerfully Yours,
Handmaiden

It is True™. I found an image, where a homersexual female is doing whoredoms with another female homersexual. Apparently, this character is called "Trasher", presumably because it is unsaved trash.



Leviticus 19:29
Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

Also, this proves that it is not actually a game but a comic book, which is bad as it has much more circulation as printed material than it would ever have in the Interwebs. Comics are often used to seduce children into fornication.


I am, however, very glad that you found these data, as now the gamers who visit our Forum uninvited can no longer dismiss the information we provide. They have absolutely no choice but to turn to Jesus.




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I mean, I know I can do that, but there's always that nagging thought of "there's an account I haven't logged into". Trust me, I have no chance, just please do this one thing for me and permanently suspended my account. I promise you will never have to speak of me again, it's just an OCD thing. I know how stupid it sounds, but it gets really grating.

Thanks, and good luck with the next guy who's as bad as me.

Could it be Jesus nagging and calling you to Repent! Yes, it must be Jesus!



Philippians 3:14
I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Nothin' else to do]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Just a quick one, that'd be Tracer, everyone's favourite. She's the character on the front cover of the game. Probably doesn't help, but hey ho, I have time to burn.

[Nothin' else to do]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Nope, it's OCD.Oh, and he won't be calling to me.

I'm bisexual.

Now that we have established the lack of hope, please fill out my one request. Thanks.

[handmaiden]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Nope, it's OCD.Oh, and he won't be calling to me.

I'm bisexual.

Now that we have established the lack of hope, please fill out my one request. Thanks.

Wow. You can't log off from an account and you can't "pick a team".


Are you sure that it's OCD or just pathological indecisiveness?


Can you at least decide if you believe the Bible or question its validity?


Confrontingly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Nothin' else to do]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I can log off. I just feel like I've left something unfinished.

Like when you leave a cake halfway through making it.


To be honest, insults... I don't see 'em as a good way of religious conversion. So I'm gonna be a ***stupidity removed*** until the sweet, sweet end.

[Nothin' else to do]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Nah, alright. I'll break out the offensive meme cabinet tomorrow.

The lesbian one is Tracer, btw. British,***suspicious slang words eradicated*** person.


Good luck eradicating one of the best selling games of 2016!

[True believerx]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Ok honestly I feel like you guys need to realize that Jesus teaches us to love everyone but here I see a lot of hate, I think y'all need to calm down right now. I think god has a plan and that we all need to chill out this is all his plan. He has known since the beggining. So instead of worrying about some game focus on problems like starvation help the people around you like Jesus, with kindness and warmth. When you talk to people with threats of pain and eternal damnation you sound more sinful then them

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Ok honestly I feel like you guys need to realize that Jesus teaches us to love everyone but here I see a lot of hate, I think y'all need to calm down right now. I think god has a plan and that we all need to chill out this is all his plan. He has known since the beggining. So instead of worrying about some game focus on problems like starvation help the people around you like Jesus, with kindness and warmth. When you talk to people with threats of pain and eternal damnation you sound more sinful then them

Dear Sinner,

Hate? We are trying to patiently explain people who have been indoctrinated into false security (such as you) that their position in the afterlife is not as nice as their authorities are trying to convince them! It is not Hate but LOVE!

God is a complex being. We do not claim to know His character thoroughly but we know is based on the only reliable source of information in the World: The Bible! What does it tell us about the other side of God's Love? What is going to happen to those, who, unlike us, fail to fear Him and follow His orders (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

John 3:36
He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

In fact, due to reasons unbeknownst to us, God hates some particular persons just because.

Romans 9:13
As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

You surely know about John 3:16, a beautiful verse targeted at those who accept Jesus. Fewer people are familiar with John 3:18 (just one verse beyond the all-time favorite that I also Love and Cherish). How do you reconcile the fact that not everyone will be Saved (Matthew 7:14) with your private musings of Jesus? Are you saying that we should dismiss some parts of the Bible for your convenience? How do you decide?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[True believerx]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I do not believe I am safe from the wraith of god though I do believe that it is my job to help people, but not with warnings but by showing them the kindness of the lord. I believe that any man or woman can cause just as much damage or good. They just need to see the good side . The side of peace I believe that those who are peaceful help others and truly try to bring good into the world will be rewarded with such in the afterlife while those whom, being suffering pain and other bad omens will be given such in the after life.

[handmaiden]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Ok honestly I feel like you guys need to realize that Jesus teaches us to love everyone but here I see a lot of hate, I think y'all need to calm down right now. I think god has a plan and that we all need to chill out this is all his plan. He has known since the beggining. So instead of worrying about some game focus on problems like starvation help the people around you like Jesus, with kindness and warmth. When you talk to people with threats of pain and eternal damnation you sound more sinful then them

The Bible is dripping with threats of pain and eternal damnation. And if you look hard enough, or even if you expend just a tiny bit of effort, you can find verses where Jesus isn't gushing with kindness and warmth.


What you "think" about "God's plan" is irrelevant. What does God have to say about His intentions in His Own Book that He gave to humankind so they could know Him?


Nowhere are we told to "chill out". God has prepared a Lake of Fire for the vast majority of humanity, but you think we should "chill"?!


Do you know anything about the God of the Bible?


Incredulously Yours,
Handmaiden

[True believerx]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I see that you feel that way and do not say you should think otherwise l. I see that before I go there if that is where I shall go I would hope to try to make the earth a better place wether it feeding the homeless or any other charitable activity first to at least try to better the earth around me and help the people god created.

[handmaiden]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I see that you feel that way and do not say you should think otherwise l. I see that before I go there if that is where I shall go I would hope to try to make the earth a better place wether it feeding the homeless or any other charitable activity first to at least try to better the earth around me and help the people god created.

So, that's a "no". You really don't know anything about the God of the Bible.


You also don't know very much about sentence structure, but I will let that one pass.


What I cannot overlook is your inference that God created people. From where did you obtain this idea? If it is from the Bible, then you really should hold yourself accountable for knowing more about the subject. For someone whose user name suggests a commitment to a belief system, it would behoove you to know something about your own beliefs.


Chidingly Yours,
Handmaiden

[W A K E M E U P]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

So three people called Winston is common?

Four people, is four more than our dearest friend Henry "The Porn King" Poppendorfer would have you believe reside in this apparently winstonless realm

This is why my nephew is home schooled: the level of education in this country is unpossibly bad.

>Dignifies post with a response
>Apparently can't count beyond three
>"the level of education in this country is unpossibly bad"
>UNPOSSIBLY BAD
>U N P O S S I B L Y
Im sorry you know what? You've persuaded me, this pesky theory of "evolution" people have been throwing around lately is unprobable, nothing this stupid could have survived this long

Do you even know why Jesus brought you here?

Presumably to procreate with women of dubious morals; become euphoric on substances of questionable legality

Yours Sincerely Rational Thought
P.S. Is that nephew of yours kosher?