[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Side Note: How do I PM.

You become a True Christian, start being polite and look in the Bible for guidance.The forum will recognize your good doings and you will start to PM at will. It happened to every one of us.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Side Note: How do I PM.

When you registered you gave Landover Baptist Church the right to turn on your computer, microphone, video camera or any other device remotely and without your knowledge. You granted us permission to read your messages, email and do forensic analysis on your computer and physically search your dwelling, property, place of abode, vehicles(s) or other mode of transportation and those of your friends, relatives acquaintances (and neighbors within a reasonable distance) without further legal requirement. As soon as the personal and comprehensive analysis of your online and offline history is complete, the Department of Faith will notify the head pastors here. It is only then that your posting privileges to include private messaging will be prayerfully considered.

[HiI'mNewToThisBeNice]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Why did you remove my pretty poem?

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[Sir Garfungle]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

"Tracey" is now cannon lesbian

Even more of a reason to have this game banned in all countries

[handmaiden]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

yes, dad.

Little bug, if you don't like being scolded by me, then you need to Come to Jesus.


Accept the Truth™ about the whole Bible and your place in God's Grand Plan (not to be confused with Denny's Grand Slam). Commit yourself body and soul to sharing God's Holy Word with an ignorant world and become a .


After that, assuming that you are a male of age, then I won't be permitted to so much as chide you. Why? Because the Bible says so!


1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


Of course, as a manly True Christian™ you will then have to defend yourself against all sorts of rabid feminists* who will insist that Jesus is all about equality and other cr@p, so you may wish to have the Pauline doctrines tattooed on your arm. Except that you're not allowed to have tattoos. But I'm getting ahead of myself.


First you read the, then you do God's Work by standing by it 100%. After that, you stand by it ANOTHER 100%. Then, you make nice with the Brothers and our esteemed Pastors. After that, you can put a weaker vessel like me in my place with Christian .




Encouragingly Yours,
Handmaiden


* Feminists are much scarier than gamers. Some of them have actual arm muscles.

[W A K E M E U P]

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I was gonna drop this but, what's the fun in that

Young man this is a family friendly forum (my clean limbed young nephew reads these pages with my supervision) and I certainly do not want him repeating 'homersexual stances' to his mother

>What the **** even is a "homersexual stance"?
>Do you mean homosexual?
>Literally says "homophobic stance" plus I was quoting your buddy 'Brother Gonzalez', how can you **** up a quote directly in front of you?
>Wait did you just presume my gender?
>Oh and i'll ask again is your nephew kosher?

Imagine if he started talking about so called 'power tops', 'rim jobs', 'coffee cream parties', man handling, pan handling (what ever that is) or brown hat parades in front of his mother (my sister) as a result of reading the filth so called 'Over Reach'

>Doesn't want nephew to be subjected to "this sort of material"
>Continues to still post "this sort of material"
>Infact is the only person posting "this sort of material"
>Im starting to think someone starts furiously typing, asks questions later, dude it's called Overwatch... the name is in literally in the title to every post

I would have a lot of explaining to do

>Well you dug yourself a bit of a whole here haven't you?

You know maybe if you put down your Nintendos and your MTV's and let Jesus come inside you

>"put down your Nintendos and your MTV's"
>"put down your... MTV's"
>Dude I love playing my MTV's

>You know you don't sound 'edgy' and 'cool' to act like you're this detached from the world you just sound stupid
>Unless you're actually the god of protohipsters

Or is sitting in your underwear in the basement the only road you can imagine?

>You haven't exactly been selling this Baptism thing
>Sounds pretty similar except I might be allowed to think rationally

[Didymus Much]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

...(look, i don't wanna do this, just ban me)

How about moderation?

[handmaiden]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

. . .
>Im starting to think someone starts furiously typing, asks questions later, dude it's called Overwatch... the name is in literally in the title to every post

I'm starting to think that you are the one typing away without a thorough awareness of what's really going on.

>Well you dug yourself a bit of a whole here haven't you?

The word you're looking for is "hole".

>You haven't exactly been selling this Baptism thing
>Sounds pretty similar except I might be allowed to think rationally

It's Baptist, not Baptism. Please learn to read and then you can make some claim to "think rationally".


And for pity's sake, learn to make use of the quote function.


Annoyedly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

plus I was quoting your buddy 'Brother Gonzalez

I'm his Brother in Christ, NOT his "buddy"


Anyway, this is a site for preaching and praying. A house of worshipping, if you may.


Your homophobic stance was changed by you to a homosexual stance when you said that there is nothing wrong being gay. You went from full homophobic to full homersexual (yes, that is a thing) in two posts. Yet you ask for coherence to other posters.


Yes there is everything wrong with being gay. And in a Biblical Law country, they would be dead. But in today's world, we just warn them about the dangers of their beings, pray for them and separate from them so we don't get their diseases.


What's your favorite passage of the Bible, if I can ask? Who is your Pastor, so I can have a chat with Him to see if he knows how little you know about the word of God?

[NamelessGhoul]

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That's quite stupid. I'm sorry but none of what I post makes sense. Although for you I might look possessed because I listen to Metal very often and like Overwatch, Rainbow Six and various other games that you people think is terrible. But me and my friends all think this post is ridiculously idiotic and retarded.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

That's quite stupid. I'm sorry but none of what I post makes sense. Although for you I might look possessed because I listen to Metal very often and like Overwatch, Rainbow Six and various other games that you people think is terrible. But me and my friends all think this post is ridiculously idiotic and retarded.

And who cares? Your choices and between you and God. He let a specific book of rules and regulations, and we talk about it here. Don't like it? Don't do it. Simple, and then God will decide how and when He will send you to Hell.

[IJustSoiledMyPants]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I was extremely distraught upon my return from my four-year missionary trip protesting apostate churches in the dark continent to find that my so-called son has not only taken up being a disgusting quaker (which is only a hop, skip, and hellbound jump from overtly promoting terrorism), but he has taken up this game and a newer game he calls "Overwatch." Let me tell you, I just about had a heart attack all over again when I saw it. Those of you with small children may wish to give them chores to do, that they might not be exposed to the wickedness I share with you for educational purposes only.

Just a handful of the sin I saw in Overwatch, put out by a company called "Blizzard," behind the infamous "Worlds of War-Craft" game:

• Women do battle with men almost as their equals, in blatant violation of their station as homemakers who submit properly to their husbands the way GOD intended. Revelation 17:6 is very clear that this is a sign of the end of days: "And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of JESUS: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration."
• In the game, some robots are considered the equals of mankind even after they have nearly wiped man from the Earth. I would not believe that it needed saying that GOD alone set men and men only apart from the animals, not robots. If GOD intended for robots to be treated as mankind's equals, HE would have done so from the beginning or would have at least mentioned them.
• One of the so-called "heroes" is so far as I can tell some sort of (GOD forgive me for saying this) Buddhist and promotes not only meditation but blatant pansexuality, throwing his balls in the faces of every other character. I asked my son what in the world that wicked sinner was doing and he told me that this flagrant promotion of sodomy was his main "attack!" Now that, I believe, because it was indeed an attack on not only my sensibilities but also my son's soul! I later learned that this hero, "Zenyatta," (which is probably a nonsense word that is the start of a spell; I suspect saying it out loud is almost certainly sinful, and better safe than sorry) taught another character, Genji, a young oriental, about his wicked ways. If this is not proof that the homosexual agenda will not stop at the boundaries of the real world and are hell-bent (and hell-bound) on forcing even real characters into sin, I don't know what is.
• A talking gorilla named Winston (an obvious anagram of "sin town") is not only one of the heroes but a scientist who 'reformed' this group of anti-JESUS crusaders called 'Overwatch' after I can only assume GOD-fearing Christians in the game's "lore" put a stop to them. This is about as blatant an advertisement for bestiality and evolution all in one as I have seen, at least since I returned to the Western world where GOD pays attention, and let me tell you, HE is listening, attentive, and steaming mad! Decades of creation science proving evolution dead wrong and here Blizzard is promoting the ludicrous and blasphemous notion that we ought to start letting apes talk as if they have souls. Abominable.
• The game's heroes mock CHRIST and HIS angels by portraying "Mercy," a so-called 'healer' in the game, as being angelic, even capable of resurrecting the dead, which is capable through CHRIST alone! Worse, this medic is a female doctor in what I believe to be her mid-30s or perhaps even mid-40s, and she is not even married! To no surprise but great disappointment, my son told me about a pairing called 'PharMercy' where she is 'shipped' with another female character, which means that fans promote sodomy using them. Typical.
  
  There is one sliver of hope, friends. A hero called "Reaper" seemed to me to be an entirely wholesome kind of man, who through GOD'S love and redemption has taken it upon himself to rid the world of the other 'heroes,' although I feel the title perhaps applies only to him, and of course to JESUS. Spurned by the sodomites, he seems to have turned to THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. He places these buggery-promoting, bestiality-loving, lucre-grubbing whores of Babylon where they belong, in hell with the rest of their kind. One of his voice lines even promotes the HOLY SPIRIT by saying "you look like you've seen a ghost," which I took to mean that they look like they have begun to experience the HOLY GHOST'S blessed presence. This part made me smile, but my son told me that he was among the most disliked characters in the game (this world... ).
  
  My son tells me that Reaper "mains" (people who play exclusively as him) are known as "edgelords," and I thought that was a fitting name, kings who give themselves over to the edge of GOD'S sword of righteous judgment. JESUS CHRIST was HIMself an 'edgelord,' as Matthew 10:34 tells us: "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."
  
  Ultimately, I do not believe the presence of one character doing the LORD'S work can make up entirely for a game which is otherwise jam-packed with the promotion of sodomy, idol worship, one-world-government promotion, vaccination (through a thoroughly rotten old Muslim hag named 'Ana'), bestiality and a form of wicked onanism (some people are shown in relationships with anti-Christian robots! ).
  
  I am asking all parents, if you see your children playing Overwatch, do what I did: Drop a few magnets into their computer case to magnetize the sinful data away and leave it washed clean, then throw the magnets straight in the garbage and take it outside, that you might not keep sin in your household. My son tells me that his computer is "ruined" and I say good, if he feels I 'ruined' it by removing sin and putting in parental controls the old fashioned way, then clearly he has a lot of growing up left to do, and I as his father need now more than ever to be there to make sure my son never plays games like this again.

The sad thing is I can't tell if you're actually brain dead

[killyourselfmyboi]

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Hail satan, blah blah, all that cool (expletive). Anyways, you're all piffleing retarded, have fun (expletive). Did you know? In the bible in Moneystacks Salvia 66:6 says (expletive) for 12 hours a day thou art retarded" or some (expletive) likelike that I never actually read the broble I just had my pastor Rick Rickson come up my (expletive). Always remember; Lesbians are secretly aliens and anyone named Joe is secretly a satanist. (expletive).

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I was gonna drop this but, what's the fun in that

>What the **** even is a "homersexual stance"?
>Do you mean homosexual?
>Literally says "homophobic stance" plus I was quoting your buddy 'Brother Gonzalez', how can you **** up a quote directly in front of you?
>Wait did you just presume my gender?
>Oh and i'll ask again is your nephew kosher?


>Doesn't want nephew to be subjected to "this sort of material"
>Continues to still post "this sort of material"
>Infact is the only person posting "this sort of material"
>Im starting to think someone starts furiously typing, asks questions later, dude it's called Overwatch... the name is in literally in the title to every post


>Well you dug yourself a bit of a whole here haven't you?


>"put down your Nintendos and your MTV's"
>"put down your... MTV's"
>Dude I love playing my MTV's

>You know you don't sound 'edgy' and 'cool' to act like you're this detached from the world you just sound stupid
>Unless you're actually the god of protohipsters


>You haven't exactly been selling this Baptism thing
>Sounds pretty similar except I might be allowed to think rationally

You put so much energy into hate: have you ever thought that Jesus brought you here to show you what being a Christian actually means?

Why you need to follow the whole Bible

2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."
Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."

YIC

[BlackFlagon]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

I am a born again Christian who knows and believes and has faith in the work of our Lord Jesus Christ on the cross. I am filled with His Holy Spirit and walk daily in His grace and love and mercy. I am a sinner saved by grace.

And...


The content of this original post and the self-righteousness, arrogance and hatred of those who disagree with you is disturbing to say the least. What happened to loving your neighbor? What happened to extending to others the grace which was extended to you? I love my Lord Jesus and His blood covers me for eternity, and I cannot condone your level of scripture-twisting and self-righteous hypocrisy. You act as if you have no sin, all of you. Shame on you, whitewashed sepulchers. Remove the plank from your own eyes before you harass another for the speck in theirs.