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  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
    God hates sissy bullied people complaining:
    I shot my bully in the foot with an arrow, only because he broke into my house. Does that make me a Sissy?
    Yours Truly, Aleksandra

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    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

      it cannot be a Christian without reading and obeying the Holy Bible - all of it, not just a few verses which it thinks sound nice ripped out of context
      You just admitted you're not a Christian. Also, remember what Jesus died for?


      Also, whoever is reporting me, stop. These official members are treating me much worse yet they get no punishment. I also like the sexist stereotype that one guy posted, that's funny.

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      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post

        You could have saved yourself all that trouble by looking at the header:

        Or even at the address of the website: landoverbaptist.net. It's not even the first time we've been asked this in the last few days. I despair at the complete absence of any proactive approach to life's little questions.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

          Originally posted by REAPERISLOVEBUG View Post
          You say athiests are fools when he just admitted he is a Christian, you are the true fool.


          Calling someone a fool is an offence punishable by eternal damnation. Have you no fear of God?


          Mat 5:22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

            Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
            KJV is the only source of the word of God. There is not mention of sin in that part.
            My version is the Geneva Version, Printed in 1560, while the King James Version was printed in 1611, So does that mean it's closer to the source material?
            Yours Truly, Aleksandra

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            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

              Originally posted by REAPERISLOVEBUG View Post
              You just admitted you're not a Christian.
              Your lack of basic reasoning skills is astounding. On what basis have you deduced that I have not read and do not obey 100% of the Holy Bible?

              Also, remember what Jesus died for?
              Yeah. He died (for about 1 and a 1/2 days) so I could go to Heaven when you'll be going to Hell:

              John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              Or even at the address of the website: landoverbaptist.net. It's not even the first time we've been asked this in the last few days. I despair at the complete absence of any proactive approach to life's little questions.
              I know, right?

              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                I'm sorry Pim, but these official members have been calling tons of people fools, and I was simply using the word that she had just used, why are you not going to attack her? She sinned.

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                • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                  I found a lovely little song I would like to share with you before I go. It is about a lovely little school house in Scott County Virginia. And all the children in it are hoping to get Home when they die.
                  Truly yours, Aleksandra

                  some atheist link removed by moderator

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                  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Originally posted by REAPERISLOVEBUG View Post
                    I'm sorry Pim, but these official members have been calling tons of people fools, and I was simply using the word that she had just used, why are you not going to attack her? She sinned.
                    What I don't understand is, why do you think that calling people fools is a sin?

                    After all, Jesus called people not only fools (Mat. 23:17, Luke 12:20, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25) but also dogs (Matt. 7:6), swine (Mat 7:6), vipers (Matt. 3:7, Matt. 12:34, 23:33, Luke 3:7), perverse (Mat. 17:17, Luke 9:41), and many other names.

                    Please help me understand: what's wrong with calling a fool, a fool?



                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • window dressing an 8 bit social hernia

                      I think I'll take a leaf outa these emo's book and just post my latest idea without reading any of the previous posts so I won't know if what I put has already been refuted or covered by someone else. And the first thing is how Paul for purposes of illustration wrote as though he were a moron Oh Noes I don't know whether to use footnotes or include Scripture in the text wall oh, oh, it's OK we don't use Scripture any more despite having read when signing up This is not a debate forum. The purpose of this site is to praise and glorify the Lord, Jesus Christ. It is a place for Christians to fellowship and worship. The goal of the Landover Baptist Church forum is to draw people to Jesus Christ because Scripture confirms that salvation comes only through Him and this is quite good isn't it? The Bible tells us that God is a man of war, The LORD is his name but I don't need to post any confirmation for that just like window-dressing some 8-bit legacy code shoot-em-up with a few fancy graphics sort of like pong on acid. How's it going peeps I think good so far and I'm actually typing!!! minted!!! oh hang on I might've slipped up there's a generational slang hiatus, sort of a social hernia one might say

                      Hey ddes stream of consciousness or wot??!?!!!?!










                      2. choose from the following options and insert according to taste:
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                      4. uuuu
                      5. uuuuu
                      13. uuuuuuuuuuuuu



                      Exodus 15:3
                      II Corinthians 11:23

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                      • Re: These people....

                        Originally posted by FilthyPaganlol View Post
                        This is probably the craziest thing I've ever seen.
                        I agree, Overwatch is horrible. But the solution is simple. Shut down your computer, get a bath and get a job!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          Side Note: How do I PM.

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                          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            Originally posted by REAPERISLOVEBUG View Post
                            I'm sorry Pim, but these official members have been calling tons of people fools, and I was simply using the word that she had just used, why are you not going to attack her? She sinned.
                            Little bug, don't you think that some of your behavior here has been a wee bit childish? Tattling on Basilissa, not abiding by the rules of the game, saying unkind things about us, when you are a guest on our forum?


                            Furthermore, Brother Pendergast is a True Christian(tm) who would never dream of disobeying Jesus by attacking another member of the Body of Christ.




                            John 13:34-35
                            A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.





                            You see, it's very important to remember that Jesus was speaking directly to His disciples, here. He's not telling His posse to go 'round to all the clubs in the 'hood and love everybody, but He is quite clear that His followers are to love one another.


                            Just. Like. The. Verse. Reads.


                            So, no more tattling, and no more trying to sic an attack-Christian on another Christian, and NO MORE TALKING OUT OF SCHOOL.


                            Be a good little bug, now.


                            Scoldingly Yours,
                            Handmaiden
                            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                            Guns For God and the Economy

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                            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              yes, dad.

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                              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                Originally posted by REAPERISLOVEBUG View Post
                                yes, dad.

                                Miss
                                Handmaiden is not your dad, dear.

                                Also, you forgot to answer my question:

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                What I don't understand is, why do you think that calling people fools is a sin?

                                After all, Jesus called people not only fools (Mat. 23:17, Luke 12:20, Mat.23:19, Luke 11:40, 24:25) but also dogs (Matt. 7:6), swine (Mat 7:6), vipers (Matt. 3:7, Matt. 12:34, 23:33, Luke 3:7), perverse (Mat. 17:17, Luke 9:41), and many other names.

                                Please help me understand: what's wrong with calling a fool, a fool?

                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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