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  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    Originally posted by randomman View Post
    I understand. I apologize, Mary, Pastor Zeke, and most of all Jesus. I have seen the error of my ways.
    Thank you! Now that wasn't so hard, was it? So why don't you scamper off to our Introduction section and tell us all about yourself!


    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      I would love to! Thank you for helping me see other viewpoints in life, and it'd be a pleasure to make myself a part of this lovely community.

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        Hello friends! I am an avid Overwatch player, and not only do I play the "most sinful hero in the game," I am also a woman attracted to other women!! Furthermore, the hero Tracer in the comic is confirmed to be a lesbian or bisexual. I also believe in science and not the false indoctrination of creationism! When I was young, I would throw myself on my knees asking for God to help me and despite meeting him halfway, I never did get the help I wished for. As time went on, I wished God would kill me in my sleep, but unfortunately I'm still here. So I decided my attempts were unheard and if there was a God, he's abandoned us long ago. But it seems far too impossible for there to be a god in the first place. I hope I go to Hell.

        I love being a disgusting sinner. Religion is the bane of my existence and Overwatch is not harmful. It is the furthest thing from harmful. What's harmful is individuals like you who preach hate toward countless groups of people. Love your neighbor. Christianity is not about hating other people.


        I pity you all, really, because you must have such boring and uneventful lives just devoting all of your time to something that might not even be there. Nothing may even be listening. Why are you wasting your time?

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          Originally posted by atheist-evolutionist View Post
          Hello friends! I am an avid Overwatch player, and not only do I play the "most sinful hero in the game," I am also a woman attracted to other women!! Furthermore, the hero Tracer in the comic is confirmed to be a lesbian or bisexual. I also believe in science and not the false indoctrination of creationism! When I was young, I would throw myself on my knees asking for God to help me and despite meeting him halfway, I never did get the help I wished for. As time went on, I wished God would kill me in my sleep, but unfortunately I'm still here. So I decided my attempts were unheard and if there was a God, he's abandoned us long ago. But it seems far too impossible for there to be a god in the first place. I hope I go to Hell.

          I love being a disgusting sinner. Religion is the bane of my existence and Overwatch is not harmful. It is the furthest thing from harmful. What's harmful is individuals like you who preach hate toward countless groups of people. Love your neighbor. Christianity is not about hating other people.

          I pity you all, really, because you must have such boring and uneventful lives just devoting all of your time to something that might not even be there. Nothing may even be listening. Why are you wasting your time?
          Dear Sinner,

          Your problem is that you do not understand God's concept of answering prayers. In many cases, silence is the answer. That means that you're either asking for the wrong questions or that His answer is "no". Even the Great Prophet Elijah sometimes had to wait for quite long periods of time to get an answer:

          1 Kings 18:1
          And it came to pass after many days, that the word of the LORD came to Elijah in the third year, saying, Go, shew thyself unto Ahab; and I will send rain upon the earth.


          The main thing to do is to stop ignoring the silence. Instead, you should keep a close personal relationship with Jesus. There is a very well-demonstrated method to do just that!

          1 Thessalonians 5:17
          Pray without ceasing.


          Furthermore, the fact that you were not granted what you asked for is a sign that your Spiritual State was not adequate for God. You see, if you had believed properly and asked for decent things, God would have given you everything.

          Matthew 17:20
          And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


          As a sinner, God will not listen to you. You must Repent first! Take the first step! We're here to help you!

          John 9:31
          Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.



          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            Originally posted by atheist-evolutionist View Post
            I hope I go to Hell.
            Why? It's a place of unimaginable, unending suffering. Most atheists we meet on these forums think God is immoral for condemning people to eternal torment for not believing in Him.

            Rev 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

            Overwatch is the furthest thing from harmful. What's harmful is individuals like you who preach hate toward countless groups of people. Love your neighbor. Christianity is not about hating other people.
            Clearly, you misunderstand what it means to love your neighbour.

            Lev 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord.

            In Old Testament times, your neighbour was your fellow Israelite. Today, your neighbour is your fellow Christian.

            Read more.

            Why are you wasting your time?
            It's not a waste of time if you're going to rise from the dead one day.

            1 Cor 15:19 If in this life only we have hope in Christ, we are of all men most miserable.
            [. . .]
            1 Cor 15:30 And why stand we in jeopardy every hour?
            [. . .]
            1 Cor 15:32 If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and drink; for to morrow we die.
            [. . .]
            1 Cor 15:58 Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord.
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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              What do you think of somra?
              I enjoy sex with other men but my favorite activity is fishing the cheese out of toilets in public restrooms. I like to wear it in my hair.

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              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                Originally posted by CheesusCrust69 View Post
                What do you think of somra?
                What is there to think? Somra: a Sino-Tibetan language that emerged fom the Tower of Babel Debacle, now moribund. It's quite amazing that they actually have the KJV translated into their vernacular.

                Genesis 11:9
                Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.


                Just common knowledge, nothing you need to 'think of'.


                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                  Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                  I think you're putting that out there to shock us. That says more about you than us. Considering we haven't said a "foul" thing to you since, oh, ever. I think you're just trying to poke what you think to be a sleeping bear for your own amusement. I think you must think you're pretty tough doing that. I think it's cowardly. May God have mercy on you, dear.


                  PS, have your mother call me, and we'll straighten out this "gay" phase of yours.





                  Not sure if u have a problem with him being 'gay', but if u do ur cleary not worthy to be a part of human society, plus 'Overwatch Overdue for a ban' who ever started this is just pathetic this site should never exist and I made this account just to point out how pathetic this is plus if u actually research the story line of overwatch u would probs shut ur filthy fat mouth, overwatch has a wonderful community were we make cringey jokes and try to ignore dumbasses like u we have fun playing the games it improves our strategy skill teaches us to respect other no matter of their races, believes, nationality, etc. if u cant respect others why should they, sometimes all u have to do if think u c*nts. also overwatch is entertaining more people than this shitty forum, also I don't give any sh*ts watch u gonna think bout me if u have a problem fight me I knock u out, don't make a joke bout jesus being in 'ur coner' cuz I give 0 shi*s. Thank You For Listening And Overwatch Is Better Than Any Thing You Will Ever Do.

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                  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Originally posted by OverwatchIsDamagedMyBrain View Post
                    ...also I don't give any sh*ts watch u gonna think bout me...
                    Which is why you registered, answered the question, waited for the response email, clicked the link, navigated back to this thread, and spewed that complete-point-missing diatribe.

                    Logic will be your friend, if you'd just let it.

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                    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                      All of the people saying that everyone else that is not christian deserves to burn in hell, you all are just nazi scum. Just because someone is different doesn't mean you have the right to bully them. Showing Jewish people as ugly and stupid is just rude, and it it is terrifying to see that people like you still exist. Saying that Overwatch is the devils game, is just plain retardation. Plus if you idiots were really devoted to this country you wouldn't say that people that are not like us are bad, because the freedom of religion is a law in this country, and you have no right to bully anyone else. All of you need to be more open minded and think a little bit more about people around you, if you stay closed minded, you are no less primitive than the terrorist groups like ISIS. I myself am a christian, but I do not believe that anyone has the right to do what you are doing.

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                        ^^^Nazi is a political party. I'm a registered Tea Party Republican.

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          Originally posted by Dmitry View Post
                          All of the people saying that everyone else that is not christian deserves to burn in hell, you all are just nazi scum.
                          Young lady, you are very mistaken. It is not us that condemns everyone but us to Hell: it is the Lord Jesus Christ Himself!

                          But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Revelation 21:8

                          I hope you stay and can learn more about the Christian faith.

                          YIC
                          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            Hello, I am Broehain, <<<Nonsense removed by moderator>>>

                            Done in ten minutes in which I had literally nothing else to do. Have fun replying.
                            Last edited by Roland; 01-04-2017, 02:33 AM. Reason: Removed wall of text

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                            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              Originally posted by Broehain View Post
                              ...Done in ten minutes in which I had literally nothing else to do. Have fun replying.
                              tl;dr'd in 10 seconds. Happy?

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                              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                Originally posted by Broehain View Post
                                [...]Wall of text removed[...]Done in ten minutes in which I had literally nothing else to do.
                                Hello Broehain,

                                Welcome to this forum. Before you elaborate any further on your experiences on your console game, please be so kind to introduce yourself, as elaborate or even more so, as your post here. You can do that in the Introduction forum, where you should have started if you had any decency. And yes, I´ll see to it that you use at least the same amount of words in your introduction as you did in this post.

                                Kind regards,

                                Roland
                                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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