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Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

You're mistaken dear. Children are by nature vile sinners with impulse control problems that make them ripe for Satan's Army. Parents who love their children know not to trust them or to let them exercise creativity outside the confines of Vacation Bible School activities.

Children may be vile sinners, but they're not some sort of sexual demon.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Children may be vile sinners, but they're not some sort of sexual demon.

I didn't say children are sexual demons, dear. Demons are demons, and we know they inhabit sinners. Children are sinners and are therefore open and receptive to hosting Satan's minions. They are like the Martha Stewart of humanity - they open up their hearts and lay out a banquet of spiritual goodies for the demons to gobble up and entertain themselves with.

[TuggSpeedman]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Gonna Cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe? Maybe [POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR] and [SIN LANGUAGE REMOVED BY MODERATOR]?



Hehhhhhh General, my poop sock is full!


ekiL eB saggiN (read backwards! teehee)


btw im making piffleing mac and cheese and nobody can stop me


YOU WANT COFFEE I JUST MADE COFEE ANYBODY WANT COFEE?


also you baptist scumbags need to realize you are the ones who are wrong in every way


straight up telling people they are going to hell is going to lower your image in God's eyes and definitely earn you a one way ticket to hades on the express train


i suggest you confess and become Traditional roman catholics while you still have a chance to save yourselves...


i thought the left and liberals were bad, but man you gay inbred incestbabies make me lose all faith in humanity's future


So long, Gay Bowser!
and SAYONARA NIGGA!


p.s. subscribe to pewdiepie

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Friend, let me help! Go and find your caregiver right now and tell them you need your meds and to go to bed. Then sleep tight little one! May Jesus have mercy on your poor, battered soul and not hesitate to wake you in the morning!

[Scoutman03]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

I was going to buy this game console for my son but after reading this I decided my children will see nintendo no more.

I do not want my innocent children to become transformed into demons of hell because of these satanic products that nintendo is providing to children worldwide.


My kids were extremely unhappy when I buried all of their nintendo games and consoles in the back yard. They protested all week about it and won't give up. They still insist I give them the game console that will turn them into filthy whores.


Not only have these workers of the devil created devices to cause our kids to be brainwashed into satanists, they have already brainwashed them into wanting more of these devices of hell. Needless to say I grounded them for a week from video games because of their persistence to try to bribe me into giving them their demonic games from hell!

Excuse me, but wtf? You BURIED their games and consoles that cost over 100 dollars? Out of the fear of them turning into DEMONS OF HELL if they played it? WHY do people on here have so much hate towards videogames? Bored? Immediately jump to conclusions because you don't think straight? What IS IT people?!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Excuse me, but wtf? You BURIED their games and consoles that cost over 100 dollars? Out of the fear of them turning into DEMONS OF HELL if they played it? WHY do people on here have so much hate towards videogames? Bored? Immediately jump to conclusions because you don't think straight? What IS IT people?!

Bible, it is always about the Bible, girl. It is not hate, it is love towards our God.
And don't be childish, don't you know there is a devil, with lots of minions out there, trying to make you stumble into sin, gathering souls for their macabre theater of pain? Grow up and accept the world as it is!

[Scoutman03]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Ha! The Xbox is made by the microsofts, not the Nintendos.

Jesus wins again!

Proverbs 18:2 - A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself

YIC

they never said X-box was made by Nintendo..?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

they never said X-box was made by Nintendo..?

What is your point, dear Sinner? For Jesus it is absolutely irrelevant which type of sinful machine a person uses for personal gratification. As long as these devices are sinful (and they are based on the relentless investigations by our Brethren), they all lead to Eternal Damnation. Playing a "Switch" or an "X-men Box" are both equally abominable. If you play on one, you've played on them all.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Scoutman03]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

What is your point, dear Sinner? For Jesus it is absolutely irrelevant which type of sinful machine a person uses for personal gratification. As long as these devices are sinful (and they are based on the relentless investigations by our Brethren), they all lead to Eternal Damnation. Playing a "Switch" or an "X-men Box" are both equally abominable. If you play on one, you've played on them all.

James 2:10
For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

X-men box. ok gotta admit, didn't see that one coming. My point is, if your gonna say something, check yourself before you wreck yourself. And it's a hobby, gaming is a hobby. It's not evil.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

didn't see that one coming.

Probably you've damaged your eyes by staying up until 4 AM every night playing the video games in the dark. "Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid" (1 Corinthians 6:15). God gave you those eyes and you've flipped Him off by ruining His gift with sin.

My point is, if your gonna say something, check yourself before you wreck yourself.

What a fresh and original turn of phrase. I sure haven't heard that 100 times before.

And it's a hobby, gaming is a hobby. It's not evil.

• Pride: Gamers routinely boast about who has the highest "GamerScore," who has the highest "kill/death ratio," who earned the most points, who has the highest level, etc. Modesty is not common amongst the video gaming community.
• Greed: Gamers tend to hoard items such as weapons, "skins," mushrooms, and other things awarded through gameplay or purchased through microtransactions. They display these virtual status symbols to show off.
• Lust: Just take a look at 99% of female characters in any video game. She will be well-endowed and stripped half naked. As many gamers are fags, there are also a fair amount of burly male characters, though their sexualization is nowhere near that of females, which is near total.
• Envy: In their zeal for winning at all costs, gamers often resort to using "cheat codes" and "hacking" to win. Low-skill gamers frequently accuse anyone better than them of doing these things whether or not it is true because they are jealous.
• Gluttony: The majority of gamers are morbidly obese. Their diets consist almost exclusivly of Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and they certainly don't do any exercise to burn off those calories.
• Wrath: Most video games revolve around violence. Video games glorify murder and mayhem and often serve as training simulators for those seeking to commit crimes in real life, such as school shootings.
• Sloth: In order to even be a gamer, one must sit on the couch staring at a screen for hours on end multiple days out of the week. Typically gamers only get up to go to the fridge, and some even wear adult diapers because they're too lazy to go to the bathroom. A common cause of death among gamers is blood clots from sitting without movement for days on end.

There you have it. These facts prove without a doubt that video gaming is wholly and entirely sinful. Check yourself before you damn yourself.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

if your gonna say something, check yourself before you wreck yourself

That is great advice! Why don't you do that?

[Scoutman03]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Probably you've damaged your eyes by staying up until 4 AM every night playing the video games in the dark. "Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid" (1 Corinthians 6:15). God gave you those eyes and you've flipped Him off by ruining His gift with sin.



What a fresh and original turn of phrase. I sure haven't heard that 100 times before.

• Pride: Gamers routinely boast about who has the highest "GamerScore," who has the highest "kill/death ratio," who earned the most points, who has the highest level, etc. Modesty is not common amongst the video gaming community.
• Greed: Gamers tend to hoard items such as weapons, "skins," mushrooms, and other things awarded through gameplay or purchased through microtransactions. They display these virtual status symbols to show off.
• Lust: Just take a look at 99% of female characters in any video game. She will be well-endowed and stripped half naked. As many gamers are fags, there are also a fair amount of burly male characters, though their sexualization is nowhere near that of females, which is near total.
• Envy: In their zeal for winning at all costs, gamers often resort to using "cheat codes" and "hacking" to win. Low-skill gamers frequently accuse anyone better than them of doing these things whether or not it is true because they are jealous.
• Gluttony: The majority of gamers are morbidly obese. Their diets consist almost exclusivly of Cheetos and Mountain Dew, and they certainly don't do any exercise to burn off those calories.
• Wrath: Most video games revolve around violence. Video games glorify murder and mayhem and often serve as training simulators for those seeking to commit crimes in real life, such as school shootings.
• Sloth: In order to even be a gamer, one must sit on the couch staring at a screen for hours on end multiple days out of the week. Typically gamers only get up to go to the fridge, and some even wear adult diapers because they're too lazy to go to the bathroom. A common cause of death among gamers is blood clots from sitting without movement for days on end.

There you have it. These facts prove without a doubt that video gaming is wholly and entirely sinful. Check yourself before you damn yourself.

I wasn't trying to be original, and I have great eyesight. I'm literally the only one in my family without glasses. And on weekends is when I stay up the latest, playing Subnaunica, not a violent game. (Subaunica is exploration) And what you say is true, i'll give you that. We boast about our wins because it takes some level of skill to get those wins. It's competition kinda like sports. We don't really hoard items such as skins (although there are people who definitely do) Most of the community are willing to trade and gift. I mean, everyone has their own way of showing off. Whether it's have every Medic taunt or buying the really expensive shoes or maybe it's more subtle. Ah yes, the weight and diet stereotype. Believe it or not, most gamers are fit. Not muscular by any means but fit.



Tell me how many people in this photo are obese. (This is gaming con BTW)

Or how about this photo? Now, we do certainly have obese people but what community doesn't? I would bring up some research links about videogames not causing violence, but they would be taken down for some crap reason. But please, just google it real quick. And yeah, again, you're right. Most video-games do revolve around violence. Such as God Of War, Call Of Duty, Red Redemption, and others. But there are also games such as Subnaunica which is an exploratory/ survival game, Stardew Vally which is a farming game, Bendy and The Ink Machine which is horror, but not violent in the slightest (Unless you count killing Ink monsters with an axe and wrench) and Tetris. Again, with several others. Now, Sloth. And yeah, you are about 80% correct.There is a line between being a gamer who is in control and responsible (which is the major 98%) And then those who are completely addicted and need to get off ASAP. Those people are usually really good but annoying or just there to troll. Or friendlies because they can't/wont get up to get some actual social time face to face. And I just relisted I missed Envy. The people who hack and cheat get banned most of the time and people who accuse and vote-kick people who are just simply better at the game for "Cheating" are known as 'Salty' I have been vote-kicked by several noobs and had to take a break from TF2 for a bit because it was just aggravating.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Not wishing to seem excessively "liberal" but nevertheless always trying to see the other person's point of view, I understand that games are marketed as "harmless" and that people who do them are not.

They have been deceived.

Even if you played a game pretending to drive a tractor for no apparent reason, no aliens landing in flying saucers to do "experiments" (obviously at a dweeb convention there's a place for "alien experiment kiosks" at $so-much-a-go) and not much opportunity for blasphemous indoctrination (by simple repetition) contradicting God.

Do you understand why?

THEORY OF MIND

This is where you need to understand what another person thinks. There are a number of tests called "Strange Stories" where assessment of perceptions of self and other can be made (none of which would get very far at your dorkfest [ILLUSTRATED (above)]) and here you'd need to understand us. WHAT we think. You don't have to AGREE. It doesn't have to be what YOU think. Until that happens, there's not much point explaining WHY.

All these games (but not all games ever) require a perspective that contradicts the world view presented in The Bible. Many of them have an overview as though observed from Heaven. The Bible explains that Heaven is just above the sky and sometimes when the sky opens people have been able to see inside Heaven! Looking down on petty lands from a "God" perspective serves to reinforce the (probably unstated) principle that anyone could be gods.

And yet a perspective from within a universe (game universes included) cannot itself be responsible for CREATING the universe. The universe needs to already exist for the perspective to exist. God is not like that.

And God knows all about medicine. Physicians do not heal. The Bible is critical of physicians. They set themselves up against God. We know that "games" set themselves up against God too.

But do you know that?

[Scoutman03]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

Not wishing to seem excessively "liberal" but nevertheless always trying to see the other person's point of view, I understand that games are marketed as "harmless" and that people who do them are not.

They have been deceived.

Even if you played a game pretending to drive a tractor for no apparent reason, no aliens landing in flying saucers to do "experiments" (obviously at a dweeb convention there's a place for "alien experiment kiosks" at $so-much-a-go) and not much opportunity for blasphemous indoctrination (by simple repetition) contradicting God.

Do you understand why?

THEORY OF MIND

This is where you need to understand what another person thinks. There are a number of tests called "Strange Stories" where assessment of perceptions of self and other can be made (none of which would get very far at your dorkfest [ILLUSTRATED (above)]) and here you'd need to understand us. WHAT we think. You don't have to AGREE. It doesn't have to be what YOU think. Until that happens, there's not much point explaining WHY.

All these games (but not all games ever) require a perspective that contradicts the world view presented in The Bible. Many of them have an overview as though observed from Heaven. The Bible explains that Heaven is just above the sky and sometimes when the sky opens people have been able to see inside Heaven! Looking down on petty lands from a "God" perspective serves to reinforce the (probably unstated) principle that anyone could be gods.

And yet a perspective from within a universe (game universes included) cannot itself be responsible for CREATING the universe. The universe needs to already exist for the perspective to exist. God is not like that.

And God knows all about medicine. Physicians do not heal. The Bible is critical of physicians. They set themselves up against God. We know that "games" set themselves up against God too.

But do you know that?

Games are harmless, it's been proven over and over. Call gamers dorks if you wish, doesn't matter. I understand why you may think games are evil and dangerous. You're right, we don't have to agree, it doesn't have to be what I think, and it doesn't have to be what you think. Please, do explain and provide solid evidence of video-games causing violence. Nothing, no one said games created the universe. How do physicians go against God? How do games go against God?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Satan's latest trick: the Nintendo Switch is promoting sexual fluidity!

...How do games go against God?

The post you replied to (without reading, obviously) explained that quite clearly.