[Smiter of Evildoers]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

[quote=Pastor Ezekiel;290394]Great, another fag from the planet Mario. Where Godly American spelling, grammar and punctuation rules have yet to be discovered.

Pastor Ezekiel,
Is there a specific reason why the unsaved have such terrible grammar and punctuation? I don't remember coming across anything about this topic in the Bible, but perhaps you can enlighten me.

[Nobar King]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I blame their parents for failing them.

[EVILutionistRULE]

How much stupider can the population get?

Ok. So, I'm going to try an get this straight. I am going to go to Hell because one of my best friends is gay,
I'm going to be damned for supporting another friend who is bi,
and God will strike me down because I have three other friends who are bi curious.
So, by being a good friend and being there for them I am going to be punished.

Mario will NOT turn you gay. I was just playing Mario Galaxy and guess what, I NOT GAY!
A game cannot change your sexual preference, that is up to you and you only.
Whether you like guys or girls is how you feel about it, not if you play Mario or not.

Really, I mean come on. This has to be the stupidest argument ever.
Yet this website is full of crap like this and whenever someone says
something they don't like they get banned or they cant post on that thread or something stupid like that.

I'm pretty sure God has better things to do that kill people because they are happier with guys than girls.
But, still you people think that when a homosexual dies God is going to say,

"No, you're going to Hell. Sorry. I don't care if you
gave millions to charity, found a cure for cancer,
and protected the enviorment. You like guys better so you're
going to Hell."

Yeah, like that is gong to happen. It's people
like you who turn homosexuals away from God.
You make them think that God hates them and
that they are going to Hell anyways so they might
as well not even care about God. WRONG! God
doesn't care about trivial things like that, he
cares about what kind of person you are and
what kind of things you did in your life.

So go ahead and call me a flaming homosexual,
or a closet case, but that wont change the way I see things.

[JennyD]

Re: How much stupider can the population get?

Ok. So, I'm going to try an get this straight. I am going to go to Hell because one of my best friends is gay,
I'm going to be damned for supporting another friend who is bi,
and God will strike me down because I have three other friends who are bi curious.

So, by being a good friend and being there for them I am going to be punished.

How are you a good friend, when you know that they are in imminent danger of eternal torture in God's Hell, and you refuse to give them warning?

It sounds to me like you hate these people and want them to suffer. Why do you call yourself their friend when you hate them?

Mario will NOT turn you gay. I was just playing Mario Galaxy and guess what, I NOT GAY!
A game cannot change your sexual preference, that is up to you and you only.
Whether you like guys or girls is how you feel about it, not if you play Mario or not.

We're supposed to believe someone who just admitted that he is encouraging people he calls his friends to follow the broad path to Hell?

Really, I mean come on. This has to be the stupidest argument ever.
Yet this website is full of crap like this and whenever someone says
something they don't like they get banned or they cant post on that thread or something stupid like that.

You can disagree with us whenever you like. We ban people who refuse to accept the fact that they are UNINVITED GUESTS on our Christian church forum, and come here to insult and attack us and God. If that's your plan, please let me know so I can ban you now.

If you want to have adult discussions with us, you're welcome to stay.

I'm pretty sure God has better things to do that kill people because they are happier with guys than girls.
But, still you people think that when a homosexual dies God is going to say,

"No, you're going to Hell. Sorry. I don't care if you
gave millions to charity, found a cure for cancer,
and protected the enviorment. You like guys better so you're
going to Hell."

That's what the Bible says.

Yeah, like that is gong to happen. It's people
like you who turn homosexuals away from God.
You make them think that God hates them and
that they are going to Hell anyways so they might
as well not even care about God. WRONG! God
doesn't care about trivial things like that, he
cares about what kind of person you are and
what kind of things you did in your life.

Really? Please show me the Scripture that supports this contention.

We follow the Bible, the whole Bible, not just little bits we cherry-pick because they make us feel good. It seems you're ignoring nearly all of it because it's inconvenient for you.

[Nobar King]

Re: How much stupider can the population get?

Yeah, like that is gong to happen. It's people
like you who turn homosexuals away from God.
You make them think that God hates them and
that they are going to Hell anyways so they might
as well not even care about God. WRONG! God
doesn't care about trivial things like that, he
cares about what kind of person you are and
what kind of things you did in your life.

So go ahead and call me a flaming homosexual,
or a closet case, but that wont change the way I see things.

Your mind is just closed because you spend too much time reading homo-propaganda. It's your homo 'friends' who are trying to turn you away from God. We're trying to get you to quit being a fag so that you can find glory in the Lord. You can't do that until you repent your faggotry. But, your friends won't tell you that. Are they really your friends? If they don't want you to know God, they're really your enemies. We are your true friends, because we care about your eternal soul, not whether you can find some glory hole tonight to satisfy your sinful desires.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How much stupider can the population get?

Ok. So, I'm going to try an get this straight. I am going to go to Hell because one of my best friends is gay,
I'm going to be damned for supporting another friend who is bi,
and God will strike me down because I have three other friends who are bi curious.
So, by being a good friend and being there for them I am going to be punished.

Yes.

Homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death."

Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Time to wake up and smell the coffee, friend. Being nice to queers will only get you tossed into hell along with them. And believe you me, that would be bad for you.

Forever.

If you really want to be a friend, give them THIS Godly Chick Tract. I've never known it to fail! Get them to stop being perverts and committing sodomy on each other and instead accept Jesus. THAT's real friendship!

[EVILutionistRULE]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I AM A GIRL! thank you very much.

And you guys want people to live their lives as loners because
they are rejected by society for something that they didn't
choose. God made them the way they are and they had nothing
to do with it.

And if God is going to damn me because I'm a good supportive
friend than let me be damn.

Because I'll sure as hell kill myself if he lets you wife beating
asses in heaven. I dont care if you guys are "True Christians",
you live like it is the freaking middle ages and it isnt. I'm pretty
sure there are laws against abuse, in case you didn't know.
Women are mens equals, whether you like it or not, and a lot
of times they are smarter and sure as hell aren't inferior.

So I dont care if I am "unworthy trash", you can ban me all you
want, but that doesnt change the fact that you put down
everything different and live in medieval ways.

[Nobar King]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

you guys want people to live their lives as loners because
they are rejected by society for something that they didn't
choose

I thought you fags stick together.

God made them the way they are and they had nothing
to do with it.

Of course they did. Everyone knows that you choose to be a butt pirate. You can't blame it on God.

I'll sure as hell kill myself

Suicide is a sin.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I AM A GIRL! thank you very much.

Being a girl is nothing to be proud of. It's a curse. Read your Bible! You should apologize to Jesus and every Man on earth!

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Besides, there is a name for girls who hang out with queers.

[superLug]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Great, another fag from the planet Mario. Where Godly American spelling, grammar and punctuation rules have yet to be discovered.

Go back and read this thread from the beginning, boy. Then ask Jesus to open your heart to His love.

I wouldn't be talking you have bad grammer to and I'm not a fag okay so don't get excited okay I'm religous but I play some videogames they bring back memories and they are fun. I go out have a life and have fun but still worship god that's what life is all about. Not sitting in a computer making up random propoganda on a company that is doing 5 times better then LandoverBaptist also edit my post or ban me or anything I don't care because I know I'm not doing ANYTHING bad and just defending my rights and practicing my free speech because if someone said something bad about god you guys would go crazy...I would also appreciate if you respond to me maturely instead of saying things like "go read the bible you beaner" or "you will be damned for spamming the lord's site you fag" or "another lifeless nerd playing mario" because I HAVE a life and only play videogames once in a while but go to church twice a week and I'm preety sure this isn't lord's favorite forum show me WHERE you got that from and I'm not spamming I'm speaking. So please answer maturely if you can....

[anEMPTYmindedTEXAN]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

wow you have to be kidding me.

[superLug]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Once again we see that Jesus has taken a firm stand against the nancyboys and fruitloops who hang around video game shops. Thank you Jesus!

Next time send hornets!

You only say that because you don't like to play videogames but I doubt you would be all anti-videogames if you played them so shut up and show me where it says god hates them......

[superLug]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Butchering the American language
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Nobody can understand a word you're saying. Unless you learn to use Godly American punctuation, spelling and grammar properly, you shouldn't expect a reply.

Wow that's your best excuse......wow tell me where in my previous post is there any punctuation or spelling errors I bet you're saying that because you lifeless fanatics can't understand big words like propoganda......

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Wow that's your best excuse......wow tell me where in my previous post is there any punctuation or spelling errors I bet you're saying that because you lifeless fanatics can't understand big words like propoganda......

I am not going to waste my time on correcting your abysmal writing. Suffice to say that you use run-on sentences and lack even a basic understanding of compositional flow. Your "shift" key must be covered with cobwebs from lack of use.

Unless you have something to contribute, you will be asked to leave.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Once again we see that Jesus has taken a firm stand against the nancyboys and fruitloops who hang around video game shops. Thank you Jesus!

Next time send hornets!

Too bad that atheist Planakis had to use his witchcraft to trap all the bees...