[superLug]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I am not going to waste my time on correcting your abysmal writing. Suffice to say that you use run-on sentences and lack even a basic understanding of compositional flow. Your "shift" key must be covered with cobwebs from lack of use.

Unless you have something to contribute, you will be asked to leave.

This is a christian forum not writing school son. By the way I always use my shift key and it most certainly does not have cobwebs because I have a serious case of arachnophobia. I however strongly believe that YOUR "prnt scr" button is filled with cobwebs(you know that little button at the top right corner of your keyboard do you know what it functions for...doubt it.

[superLug]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Dear superLug,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Smartmouthing a True Christian Pastor™
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If you were my son I would beat you every day. As a Good Christian would.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Must you keep giving me these strikes instead of actually responded to me what you don't know how to defend yourself. Also why must you keep reffering to me as your son I'm not before you just kept calling me son now you're having fantasies about it. I'm not your son okay get over it go abuse your own child IF YOU HAVE ONE. I doubt you would ever get a girl by continuing your women bashing ways(you know what I'm talking about)

[BronzedViper]

Simulated Existence

Forgive me if this is posted in the incorrect board but i have an issue I wish to seek a bit of an opinion about a certain computer program. Some of you may be familiar with a computer game by the name of SimCity or The Sims, games in which an individual plays the role of "God" in a sense. For those unfamiliar SimCity is a game in which the player constructs a city to their design and may bring down terrible events like tornadoes, earthquakes, or floods, or create a peaceful well running utopia.

However, this is not the issue I wish to bring to the table, it is the issue of the game The Sims. In this "game" an individual creates a person or family and then dictates every aspect of his or her "life!" Any task from taking the garbage out to going to work (i find church and worship oddly absent) and even the act of using the bathroom! That isn't even the worst of it, simulated intercourse (censored albiet) is also included which may result in a child, EVEN BETWEEN HOMOSEXUALS!!!

What is your take on these games? Is playing the role of "God" an affont or is it a harmless simulation that may perhaps be taken too far?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Simulated Existence

I forget if Unsaved Trash can use the search function. Well, I can and I just used it.

This topic has been covered:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14759&highlight=SIMS

[BronzedViper]

Re: Simulated Existence

Now now, the rudeness is not necessary. I feel a different audience, those who lead the family and community, in a different forum is of a fresh and worthy discussion. I would rather the discussion take an avenue away from that of parenting and rather the actual implications of what these games have for an individual.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Simulated Existence

Now now, the rudeness is not necessary. I feel a different audience, those who lead the family and community, in a different forum is of a fresh and worthy discussion. I would rather the discussion take an avenue away from that of parenting and rather the actual implications of what these games have for an individual.

What you want matters little here.

Playing God will send you to Hell, as it mocks His divinity

And I thought I was being rather pleasant.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I'm not your son okay get over it go abuse your own child IF YOU HAVE ONE.

Recommending child abuse? Typical gamer.

[Giant Negro]

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And this stuff actually gets put on the shelf?! Children should be doing chores and praying! NOT PLAYING SATAN ENDORSING GAMES! I don't understand kids these days.

[Apollyon]

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Friends,

When I warned America about how Super Mario Galaxy was the trojan horse of a neo-sodomite invasion, some refused to believe it. They claimed that the subliminal homosexuality was just a "coincidence". Funny how, the more we see of Mario, the more "coincidences" show up, further proving that the goal of Nintendo is to unleashed a second Pearl Habor on America, a "Pearl-necklace Habor" of drug-fueled sodomania!

Oh, yeah, they're definitely out to redo Pearl Harbor, because they have the resources to, and because nothing bad could happen to them or anything...

Mario is the flagship of Nintendo, and that flag has big rainbow stripes, proven by the latest release in the Mario dynasty: "Mario Super Sluggers".

Rather that than monochrome, hmm? I guess rainbows in nature are evil too.

Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.

Right, because that's definitely referencing sex. It's not like they're pitching a ball and catching a ball. Would you rather call them "Ball flinger" and "Ball grabber"?

[QUOTE=Jeb Thurmond;231745]Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)
We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust

Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse[QUOTE=Jeb Thurmond;231745]
Luigi's stroking a baseball bat, or merely HOLDING it? Plus, isn't Mario always out to save a princess? I guess he's not a good person for saving someone.

Marios baseball bat penetrates a hole in the soft brown skin of his catcher's mitt - a reference to inter-racial sodomy

Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over

I think that's a 'suprised' look you're going for. Also, I'd probably put a catcher's mitt on my baseball bat so I'm not burdened down.

[QUOTE=Jeb Thurmond;231745][*]In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course[quote]
Baseballs? With his mouth? He looks more like he's JUGGLING.

[*]To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus.

Pencils and pens are very similar to a clitoris too. I mean, just look at the tops of them!

And why use the term "sluggers". There's a lot of baseball words out there, so why use the only one that references a long, smooth, wet, slippery, cylindrical object?

I didn't know penises were slippery or wet. Hold on, I'll check myself to confirm. Hmm, looks like you're wrong. And sluggers is a reference to a power hit; for example, to slug is to punch strongly.

Like the tiny penis-shaped suicide-submarines that the Japanese launched against us in their previous war on America, the vile intent is hidden under a calm surface. Guadalcanal was a beautiful pacific island most of us would love to vacation on - but when the Japanese are around, looks are deceiving!

What about Japanese Christians? Are they bad because they're Japanese? You sound racist.

Once again, thanks to my connection with a certain church which is good at infiltrating Japanese institutions, I have managed to obtain secret concept-art. Here is what Nintendo had in mind while working on Mario Super-Sluggers:

I did some research on this, and your 'super secret concept-art' is not from Nintendo, but from someone on a website called DeviantArt.

I believe this is his webpage:

http://h1kk1.deviantart.com/

Please, don't lie about your sources. Here is some art in return from the same artist that drew this invisioning of Mario;


I could go on and on about how idiotic this post was, but really, need I say more? You're a zealot, and an awful one at that.

[Apollyon]

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Whoops, errors in my post. To help, I've posted them here;

Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)
We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust

Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse

Luigi's stroking a baseball bat, or merely HOLDING it? Plus, isn't Mario always out to save a princess? I guess he's not a good person for saving someone.

[*]In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course

Baseballs? With his mouth? He looks more like he's JUGGLING.

Your friend in knowledge,
Apollyon

[Nobar King]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

You're not my friend. I don't see you in my friend list.

[Apollyon]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

You're not my friend. I don't see you in my friend list.

That's all you have to say, hmm?
Well, here is my retort;

S: (n) ally, friend (an associate who provides cooperation or assistance) "he's a good ally in teaching"

[Nobar King]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Reading a dictionary doesn't make you my friend, either.

[dudeguy]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I would argue but it won't matter so I'm just going to keep laughing my ass off.

Long live Mario!!!

[Against All Odds]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

I would argue but it won't matter so I'm just going to keep laughing my ass off.

Long live Mario!!!

Same here /b/ro. These people are LOOKING for something offensive, thus their minds twist it into something offensive.