[AhHeHeHo]

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Bible? Word of God?
Word of God my cute British butt!
It wasn't written by God, it wasn't even written by Jesus, it was written after Jesus had come and gone, and come and gone again.
I'm sorry, your religion makes no sense.
But you stick with it, it's your beliefs and not my place to try and change you or your minds. But seriously? I can't grasp any of it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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All of you children need to pull your faces out of eachother's crotches and bury them in the Holy Bible. Do you really think it is appropriate for little girls to be flaunting their sick, orgiastic, Satanic lifestyle on the internet for all to see? What if you want to get a job someday? I mean a real job, not giving handjobs to the old fat guy behind the liquor store.

All of you are bound to get raped soon. I hope you're happy with that. The sort of godless behavior that you exhibit sends the signal "rape me, I'm a whore."

Were any of you ritually abused by Satanists? You know, forced to drink blood and have sex with animals? Because that would explain your behavior. If that were the case, I might be less angry and feel more pity. In any case, I'm sure you were all molested. Most tweenaged gothic sluts were.

[Omgabutchlady]

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This is not a public forum, this is a privately owned forum. The only rights you have here are granted to you by us out of the kindness of our hearts. If you do not agree with this, you are free to stop posting at any time.

Well sorry but I'd hate for something like 'OMG MARIO IS TURNING KID QUEER' to go unchecked.
It's ridiculous! Mario spends his time getting his princess back from the evil Bowser! Hello?! Mario is like the straightest guy around!
Voldo from Soul Calibur though..well that's a whole other matter completely

[Taylor]

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that's called statutory rape. The DoF has a record of your IP, and I hope a senior pastor is able to contact your mother so that she can protect you from that predator.

Depends where you're from, the age of consent in England is 16

[Levi Jones]

Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Bible? Word of God?
Word of God my cute British butt!
It wasn't written by God, it wasn't even written by Jesus, it was written after Jesus had come and gone, and come and gone again.
I'm sorry, your religion makes no sense.
But you stick with it, it's your beliefs and not my place to try and change you or your minds. But seriously? I can't grasp any of it.

Oh deary me, you really need to read the Bible.

The Bible was written by various authors all inspired by God over the course of thousands of years.

[AhHeHeHo]

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Billy Bob Jenkins? You have a f*cked up view of the world. And if anything, you are probably a child molestor seeing as you know all about it, and probably a rapist too.

You American christians are so racist, ignorant and totally mis-informed, who the HELL do you think you are to make such assumptions? Have you ever spoken to anyone you condemn? All you are intersted in is spouting your utter shit and talking about rape, molestation and sex! I bet the majority of American rapists come from you lot. I hope that God punishes you because of your treatment of your fellow man.

I am getting p*ssed off and feel the need to burn a church.

Good night c0cksuckers!

[Omgabutchlady]

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I blame Scott Pilgrim for all this.

[Levi Jones]

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I am getting p*ssed off and feel the need to burn a church.

Why all the hate and anger, friend? God tells us we are blessed by your persecution.

1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

[GoldenRule]

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I thought your love from Jesus H. Christ would protect you from Gay-Mario. Do you feel so vulnerable to such an "attack" from a video game that it may cause you to start fornicating with another man? I'll agree that if you are on that narrow line between gay and straight, a video game may push you over the edge. Perhaps you are not comfortable with your own sexuality and look to blame it on a video game. Consider my advice or not, bottom (no pun intended) line is that you are so susceptible to turning gay that you are afraid a video game could do so.

Besides, JC was an unmarried 33 year old virgin who never had a girlfriend. Maybe he plays Super Mario.

[the apocalypse]

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I blame Scott Pilgrim for all this.

how dare you bring sarcasm to this site and its out of date views.

[gypsyr0ad]

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Lol, this is funny stuff my friends.

I can not stop laughing at the pure ignorance shown here, I can not wait to read more and more of this stuff.

Wait, shouldn't we be calling who ever is in charge of supplying crayons to our children in school and make sure they do not give them out any more.

After all crayons are all the colors of the rainbow and that promotes homosexuality right?

Oh my, you know what this means?
Our schools are turning our kids into gays, with all the colors and baseball games they sickly promote.

lol, really LOL @ the ignorance

[billiethepervertcox]

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Also the "MARIO" in the title is in rainbow colors - another clear piece of filthy homosexual symbolism

As an Atheist, bisexual and Mario fan, I find all this hilarious.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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As an Atheist, bisexual and Mario fan, I find all this hilarious.

And as a True Christian(tm) Pastor, I rebuke you.

[rugged]

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Wow...

You actually believe that Nintendo is trying to recruit homosexuals with videogames? You are not that smart if you are suggesting that. I will prove you wrong by pointing a few things out. They use the terms pitcher and catcher because a pitch is the term used to describe a throwing of the baseball, and a catcher simply catches the ball. Why do you suggest that baseball is a homosexual sport? There are millions of baseball fans. Are you saying that of those millions, that all of them are homosexuals? I see no subliminal messages in that picture, all I see are videogame characters playing baseball. You are making accusations that could, in a way, be thought of as subliminal to a total idiot. For example, "Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over." He is holding a bat with his arms, not rubbing it. The "white stuff" is the baseballs falling from the bottom of the bat, not shooting out from the top, referring to ejaculation. And you say that he has an orgasmic reaction because his mouth is open and that he is about to trip, while holding a bat and about 6-7 baseballs? And this one: "To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus." The wii controller does not vibrate. Girls don't normally play videogames. Explain to me how it is similar to a nipple and the lips of the vagina. Why use the term slugger, you say? Slugger is a common baseball term meaning a great hitter. On to that concept art image. You are the most retarded person on this earth. Even if you did manange to sneak someone in there, and you did manage to sneak some concept art out, that would not be a piece. Explain to me how a W looks like someone bending over. There is nothing wrong with videogames you retards. You blame videogames because you can't find anything else to blame. Blame the children/people who decide to be homosexual/lesbian. They made that choice, not anyone else. So, you're probably going to say that I am a homosexual for liking videogames and going against you. You are wrong on that part too. I am straight because I decided to be straight, not any other influence. You do not have any God-given right to declare such things.

THANKYOU!!!!!! I Think the same way about that guy jeb..... i am not a jesus freak or anything like alot of people on here but i do know when someone is making up craazy accusations! you are soooo true!!!