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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #166
    Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

    Originally posted by Against All Odds View Post
    Same here /b/ro. These people are LOOKING for something offensive, thus their minds twist it into something offensive.
    What a clever bit of "secret handshaking"! /b/ro! Because we're all too stupid to figure out you're from /b/!

    I'm not surprised someone like you likes Super Mario Buggerers, to be honest. Tell me, how's your little /b/romance going? Lots of snuggling, or just buggering?

    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Against All Odds
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      • Mar 2010
      • 13

      #167
      Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      What a clever bit of "secret handshaking"! /b/ro! Because we're all too stupid to figure out you're from /b/!

      I'm not surprised someone like you likes Super Mario Buggerers, to be honest. Tell me, how's your little /b/romance going? Lots of snuggling, or just buggering?

      Also, to your bible. Polaroids or it didn't happen.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22355

        #168
        Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

        Originally posted by Against All Odds View Post
        Also, to your bible. Polaroids or it didn't happen.
        As to your brain. Polaroids or it doesn't exist.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • theryno417
          Unsaved trash
          • Apr 2010
          • 1

          #169
          Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

          I will start out by saying that I am a straight, Christian man. I do not wish to be personally assaulted by those who call themselves God's followers as many other posters have been when contradicting anything "Jeb" says. I would just like to make it very clear that people like you "True Christians" make me sick. You look for the negative in anything that exists outside of your little bubble of perfection and you condemn anyone to Hell who chosses not to follow your exact dogmatic lifestyle choices. Do you mean to say by these comments that anyone who has ever played a video game of any kind is gay? Or that they indulge in sodomy because they have played games? Also, while studies have shown that, due to late night snacking, video games can increase the risk of obesity in an individual, it doesn't mean that everyone who plays video games is an obese person. There is no evidence to show that it increases laziness of acne. I am a teenager and I play video games a lot. I also ride my bike frequently and, although I haven't used it for a while, I also have a weight bench that I used frequently as well. Playing video games does not mean that a person WILL become lazy, though it may increase the chance of laziness. The very thought that playing video games could cause acne is absurd and I refuse to even view it as a valid reason to not play games.

          As it clearly states in the Bible "No one can come to the father, except through me." Are you implying that Jesus spoke lies in that saying. The very though that any one of you "devout Christians" could convert a sinner is utterly ridiculous. Only God can change a person's heart. You people have no right to assume the life-changing power of God.

          I also read the article by Jeb about Harry Potter and find it to be just as much nonsense. It would take a lot of time and a very sick mind to actually read someone's hair! I'm sure that if you took ten pictures of ten random men and women off of the street you could find negative words in all of their hair! Subliminal Messages my butt!!!

          You people and your ideals are ridiculous!!! Jesus taught that we should love everyone, regardless of their personal choices. I happen to know people who were gay, but who came to know God and changed their lifestyle choices. If we immediately shun all people who disagree with our view, how can we show the love and acceptance of God to anyone? While I tithe to my local church, I don't do it because God needs the money! I tithe to show that I am only a steward of all that God has given to me. Since everything I have and everything I am as a person belongs to him, why shouldn't I show him some respect. I do NOT tithe as a way to "buy" my way into Heaven. The idea that one can boost his or her own righteousness by paying God is prideful and sinful. I will conclude by saying that you people need to get a grip on life and try reading that Bible one more time, maybe with a different perspective, and see what God has to offer to the one who will listen.

          God's servant,
          Christian

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22355

            #170
            Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

            Originally posted by theryno417 View Post
            I will start out by saying that I am a straight, Christian man.
            So you are a gay and a liar?

            I would just like to make it very clear that people like you "True Christians" make me sick.
            The feeling is mutual, gay liars make us sick.

            you condemn anyone to Hell who chosses not to follow your exact dogmatic lifestyle choices
            No we don't, we leave those things to God.

            I am a teenager and I play video games a lot.
            Gee, how unexpected...

            Subliminal Messages my butt!!!
            We would appreciate you not to promote gay behavior on our friendly family forum!

            You people and your ideals are ridiculous!!!
            We follow the word of God, his Holy Bible, to the letter. So what you are saying here is that God is ridiculous.

            Jesus taught that we should love everyone, regardless of their personal choices.
            No he did not. You are a complete idiot. You probably never even opened a Bible: People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

            try reading that Bible one more time, maybe with a different perspective, and see what God has to offer to the one who will listen
            That is good advice. Why don't you do that?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Good Riddance Bob Marley
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              Under Investigation
              • Apr 2010
              • 1

              #171
              Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

              im black, is that against your guys' rulings?

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #172
                Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                What does that have to do with the Thread?

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                • CMM_Paradox
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 2

                  #173
                  Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                  OK first if all your all fucking stupid.

                  But back to the topic at hand Mario is only a game grow the fuck up
                  you all need to get your heads looked at.

                  ITS A GAME!!!!

                  Jesus Fucking christ your all retarded jesus loving fuck holes

                  BTW jesus is my bitch

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #174
                    Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                    Originally posted by CMM_Paradox View Post
                    OK first if all your all piffleing stupid.
                    Look who's talking
                    your all retarded
                    Srs?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Felicity
                      As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4834

                      #175
                      Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                      @CMMParadox you should be nicer to Jesus if you want to go to Heaven! #Psalm 9:17
                      I Jesus!

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                      • im a catholic
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1

                        #176
                        Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                        This is perhaps probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever laid my eyes on, your sheer ignorance is amazing it really is a testament to how backwards the people of this church are.

                        Firstly it takes someone with a filthy mind to look at the cover of that game and deduce those points, you really must of had your head in the gutter to draw all those conclusions, its probably in your best interests to ask yourself if youre really a christian if you can draw those images from something that is obviously geared towards people just wanting to have fun..

                        I notice the tags at the bottom are just blatantly racist. " chinks japs and gooks " "japanese invasion". Whilst you would point out the pearl harbour attack in 1941 as a reason for all this, that was almost seventy years ago and completely unrelated to the game...what profit would the japanese have in turning young Americans gay?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #177
                          Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                          Originally posted by im a catholic View Post
                          This is perhaps probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever laid my eyes on, your sheer ignorance is amazing it really is a testament to how backwards the people of this church are.

                          Firstly it takes someone with a filthy mind to look at the cover of that game and deduce those points, you really must of had your head in the gutter to draw all those conclusions, its probably in your best interests to ask yourself if youre really a christian if you can draw those images from something that is obviously geared towards people just wanting to have fun..

                          I notice the tags at the bottom are just blatantly racist. " chinks japs and gooks " "japanese invasion". Whilst you would point out the pearl harbour attack in 1941 as a reason for all this, that was almost seventy years ago and completely unrelated to the game...what profit would the japanese have in turning young Americans gay?
                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22355

                            #178
                            Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                            Originally posted by im a catholic View Post
                            what profit would the japanese have in turning young Americans gay?
                            I have no idea, we just know that they do.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #179
                              Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                              Originally posted by im a catholic View Post
                              what profit would the japanese have in turning young Americans gay?
                              If American youth turn gay they wont breed, meaning that our population will go down and leave all of our land and resources available for the asian hordes to take over.

                              It's already happening. How many white immigrants come to North America compared to chinks?
                              Drama queen

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                              • Dirk
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1425

                                #180
                                Re: SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

                                Originally posted by im a catholic View Post
                                This is perhaps probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever laid my eyes on, your sheer ignorance is amazing it really is a testament to how backwards the people of this church are.
                                Why are you thinking we're backwards? We just try to let people be aware.

                                Firstly it takes someone with a filthy mind to look at the cover of that game and deduce those points, you really must of had your head in the gutter to draw all those conclusions, its probably in your best interests to ask yourself if youre really a christian if you can draw those images from something that is obviously geared towards people just wanting to have fun..
                                I believe you are wrong here. Only Nintendo has a filthy mind by indoctrinating our youth.

                                I notice the tags at the bottom are just blatantly racist. " chinks japs and gooks " "japanese invasion". Whilst you would point out the pearl harbour attack in 1941 as a reason for all this, that was almost seventy years ago and completely unrelated to the game...what profit would the japanese have in turning young Americans gay?
                                Besides destroying our beautiful country, it is our duty to obey the Lord and exclude homosexuality in any form. We want our youth to go to heaven as it is written:
                                1 Corinthians 6:9


                                Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals,nor sodomites,

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