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Are the GameGrumps Christian? NO! 5 reasons GOD HATES THE GAMEGRUMPS!
Dear Friends, forgive me for I was deceived by a pair of wolves in sheep's clothing. (Matt 7:15 2 Corinthians 11:14)
When I heard there was a series of films from group of highly respected cultural critics called the "GameGrumps", I thought I had found some brethren. I try to keep up with youth culture but that's hard while also walking the straight and narrow path of the LORD, so the thought of grumpy old men grumping about games sounded right up my ally.
Unfortunately, this is the sort of ally where sinners "pisseth against the wall". (1 Samuel 25:22, 1 Samuel 25:34, 1 Kings 14:10, 1 Kings 16:11, 1 Kings 21:21, 2 Kings 9:8)
This is a typical gamegrumps video:
This is not Christian! God hates this!
5 reasons the GameGrumps are Gleefully Youtubing downstream to the LAKE OF FIRE!
1. They don't seem grumpy at all. "GameGlee" might be a better name for them. God hates all liars: Revelation 21:8
2. They are playing just the kind of dating simulator we have been trying to get Steam to ban
3. They are audio-crossdressing - yes, when a female character has a voice line, that fluttering butterfly of velvety seductiveness you hear is actually a man named Ross. I could have sworn it was my wife, bless her soul.
4. Lots of talk about breasts, and not the sort of fat man-boobs God gives to His friends (Proverbs 11:25), I mean the type of post-pubescent female breasts that are supposed to be illegal to describe on the internet.
5. Those hats in their cartoon opening appear to be stolen valor.
GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!
When I heard there was a series of films from group of highly respected cultural critics called the "GameGrumps", I thought I had found some brethren. I try to keep up with youth culture but that's hard while also walking the straight and narrow path of the LORD, so the thought of grumpy old men grumping about games sounded right up my ally.
Unfortunately, this is the sort of ally where sinners "pisseth against the wall". (1 Samuel 25:22, 1 Samuel 25:34, 1 Kings 14:10, 1 Kings 16:11, 1 Kings 21:21, 2 Kings 9:8)
This is a typical gamegrumps video:
This is not Christian! God hates this!
5 reasons the GameGrumps are Gleefully Youtubing downstream to the LAKE OF FIRE!
1. They don't seem grumpy at all. "GameGlee" might be a better name for them. God hates all liars: Revelation 21:8
2. They are playing just the kind of dating simulator we have been trying to get Steam to ban
3. They are audio-crossdressing - yes, when a female character has a voice line, that fluttering butterfly of velvety seductiveness you hear is actually a man named Ross. I could have sworn it was my wife, bless her soul.
4. Lots of talk about breasts, and not the sort of fat man-boobs God gives to His friends (Proverbs 11:25), I mean the type of post-pubescent female breasts that are supposed to be illegal to describe on the internet.
5. Those hats in their cartoon opening appear to be stolen valor.
GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!
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