Toy story will turn your boy into a HOMO

[BibleReader2231]

I had decided to buy Toy Story at the bargain bin in zeal-Mart for about 70 cents when I went out shopping with my Pa today. After watching it I couldn’t help but notice the euphemisms that we’re intended to mind control little boys into homer weirdos. Apparently this boy Andy really loves his toys. A LOT. His favorite in the beginning is a cowboy named Woody. Woody is a slang for an erection (had to ask my Pa. I am horrified). Later on this boy Andy falls in love with a toy named BUZZ Lightyear. I know he’s voiced by Tim Allen who is one of my favorite Trump supporting actors but I can’t get around the fact that this Buzz Lightyear is so retarded that he doesn’t know he’s a toy. Even Brokeback Woody (see what I did there?) tried to point it out. Well, midway you see two male toys vying for this little boys affection and they end up lost in the night. The real trouble was seeing a pair of dismembered female legs with a hook attached to them. Teaching your kids about hookers? Oh my. Anyway, the voice actor iof Woody also played an AIDS ridden homo in a sin city called Philadelphia. I can go on and on listing the things wrong with this movie but it should be banned. I told my Pa and he must agree because without saying anything back he took the dvd case out of my hand and threw it out into the garbage then proceeded to have a beer. Perhaps it upset him too much that such a thing existed. If any of your kids so much as mention this movie, punish them fully so they won’t be a homer one day!

Found the condensed story of Toy Story for you all. Warning it’s sickening just hearing this OFFICIAL synopsis of the movie.

[Scoutman03]

Re: Toy story will turn your boy into a HOMO

I had decided to buy Toy Story at the bargain bin in zeal-Mart for about 70 cents when I went out shopping with my Pa today. After watching it I couldn’t help but notice the euphemisms that we’re intended to mind control little boys into homer weirdos. Apparently this boy Andy really loves his toys. A LOT. His favorite in the beginning is a cowboy named Woody. Woody is a slang for an erection (had to ask my Pa. I am horrified). Later on this boy Andy falls in love with a toy named BUZZ Lightyear. I know he’s voiced by Tim Allen who is one of my favorite Trump supporting actors but I can’t get around the fact that this Buzz Lightyear is so retarded that he doesn’t know he’s a toy. Even Brokeback Woody (see what I did there?) tried to point it out. Well, midway you see two male toys vying for this little boys affection and they end up lost in the night. The real trouble was seeing a pair of dismembered female legs with a hook attached to them. Teaching your kids about hookers? Oh my. Anyway, the voice actor iof Woody also played an AIDS ridden homo in a sin city called Philadelphia. I can go on and on listing the things wrong with this movie but it should be banned. I told my Pa and he must agree because without saying anything back he took the dvd case out of my hand and threw it out into the garbage then proceeded to have a beer. Perhaps it upset him too much that such a thing existed. If any of your kids so much as mention this movie, punish them fully so they won’t be a homer one day!

Found the condensed story of Toy Story for you all. Warning it’s sickening just hearing this OFFICIAL synopsis of the movie.

It. Is. a. Kids. Movie. there are references for the adults, but that's to keep the adults watching entertained. You cannot become gay. You are born gay. You "discover" you are gay, but you don't turn gay.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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It. Is. a. Kids. Movie.

Exactly! That's why it's so nefarious! Disney goes straight to the child to turn him into chew toy of Satan! That kind of danger must be called out!

there are references for the adults, but that's to keep the adults watching entertained.

You mean distracted! The distracted parent will let her child watch Disney, then go purchase the Disney brand sex toys that ever-so-conveniently fit deep within the human rectum! It's an abomination! Parents need to WAKE UP!

You cannot become gay. You are born gay. You "discover" you are gay, but you don't turn gay.

Where did you read that? Marvel Comics? Do they have a Gay Universe now?

[Scoutman03]

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Exactly! That's why it's so nefarious! Disney goes straight to the child to turn him into chew toy of Satan! That kind of danger must be called out!



You mean distracted! The distracted parent will let her child watch Disney, then go purchase the Disney brand sex toys that ever-so-conveniently fit deep within the human rectum! It's an abomination! Parents need to WAKE UP!



Where did you read that? Marvel Comics? Do they have a Gay Universe now?

Marvel comics are great, first of all. My 3rd favorite compared to TF2 comics and DC. And, you overthink things way to much.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Marvel comics are great, first of all. My 3rd favorite compared to TF2 comics and DC. And, you overthink things way to much.

Was God overthinking when He commanded that all "gays" be killed? You so need to answer this question.

Comics can never guarantee Eternal Life.

[Dana723]

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Marvel comics are great, first of all. My 3rd favorite compared to TF2 comics and DC. And, you overthink things way to much.

That's your problem, Mr. Scout Master. You read all these demonic comics and don't read your !

[ComradeCheng1984]

Re: Toy story will turn your boy into a HOMO

I had decided to buy Toy Story at the bargain bin in zeal-Mart for about 70 cents when I went out shopping with my Pa today. After watching it I couldn’t help but notice the euphemisms that we’re intended to mind control little boys into homer weirdos. Apparently this boy Andy really loves his toys. A LOT. His favorite in the beginning is a cowboy named Woody. Woody is a slang for an erection (had to ask my Pa. I am horrified). Later on this boy Andy falls in love with a toy named BUZZ Lightyear. I know he’s voiced by Tim Allen who is one of my favorite Trump supporting actors but I can’t get around the fact that this Buzz Lightyear is so retarded that he doesn’t know he’s a toy. Even Brokeback Woody (see what I did there?) tried to point it out. Well, midway you see two male toys vying for this little boys affection and they end up lost in the night. The real trouble was seeing a pair of dismembered female legs with a hook attached to them. Teaching your kids about hookers? Oh my. Anyway, the voice actor iof Woody also played an AIDS ridden homo in a sin city called Philadelphia. I can go on and on listing the things wrong with this movie but it should be banned. I told my Pa and he must agree because without saying anything back he took the dvd case out of my hand and threw it out into the garbage then proceeded to have a beer. Perhaps it upset him too much that such a thing existed. If any of your kids so much as mention this movie, punish them fully so they won’t be a homer one day!

Found the condensed story of Toy Story for you all. Warning it’s sickening just hearing this OFFICIAL synopsis of the movie.

You are truly the finest example of a dumb white privileged HICK that doesn't understand internet humor.

[Cranky Old Man]

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You cannot become gay. You are born gay. You "discover" you are gay, but you don't turn gay.

That is the most ridiculous nonsense I ever heard. That is like saying murders are born as murders. Or child rapists are born as child rapists. See how completely ridiculous that sounds?

Putting your tally whacker in some men's smelly behind is a choice. No one is forcing "gays" to do that. Sin is always a choice and always has the exact same consequence: eternal damnation to the fires of Hell.

So you have to choose between having your tally whacker attract dung flies all the time or going to Heaven after you die. It's truly amazing that some people make the wrong choice there.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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You are truly the finest example of a dumb white privileged HICK that doesn't understand internet humor.

Comrade, what a lot of mansplaining there! I mean, for a leftie, what you are doing is inadmissible nowadays.


I see a lot of courage for insulting women but I do not see the same in my "Blasphemy Against the Holy Ghost" challenge!