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  • Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

    Brothers and sisters, I know that you've heard me speak from the pulpit of the many evils of video games. They are nothing short of demon-infested tools of satan, designed to turn boys into sodomites, communists and drug addicts. THIS secular news story from Godless Sweden is further evidence that I was right as rain.


    Swedish boy collapses after 20-hour World of Warcraft binge

    A 15-year-old boy from western Sweden collapsed and went into convulsions on Sunday afternoon after playing the World of Warcraft computer game for 20 hours straight.

    The boy was one of seven friends who had gathered on Saturday at the 15-year-old’s home in Laholm for to play the video game, a new version of which was released last week in Sweden.

    “They played all day and all night. Maybe they got a few hours of sleep. They ate a little food and breakfast at their computers,” the boy’s father told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

    At around 2:00pm on Sunday, the boy had what appeared to be an epileptic seizure.

    “We were terrified and called rescue services,” said the father.

    At the hospital, doctors said the boy’s bodily systems had been thrown off by a combination of sleep deprivation, lack of food, and too long a stretch of concentrated game playing.

    While the boy is expected to make a full recovery, his father said he plans on limiting the amount of time his son is allowed to play computer games.

    He has taken it upon himself to warn parents of the other boys about the dangers of extended game playing.

    “They also think the boys need to reduce the amount of time they play and will themselves be more vigilant,” said the father.

    Officials from the Game Over treatment centre in Linköping in central Sweden have noticed a spike in calls from concerned parents since the release of the latest World of Warcraft installment, Wrath of the Lich King.

    “It’s been a huge problem. We have parents who call everyday and ask,” said Game Over’s Emilie Backlund to the Svenska Dagbladet (SvD) newspaper.

    She has seen a steady rise in computer game addiction, with most cases stemming from those playing online fantasy games such as World of Warcraft and Counter Strike.
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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!
    At the hospital, doctors said the boy’s bodily systems had been thrown off by a combination of sleep deprivation, lack of food, and too long a stretch of concentrated game playing.
    That fat little Dutchie probably needed a couple of days off of the bratwurst. That's some diagnosis. What are the requirements for becoming a doctor in Sweden? All they do is prescribe marijuana, right?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      That fat little Dutchie probably needed a couple of days off of the bratwurst. That's some diagnosis. What are the requirements for becoming a doctor in Sweden? All they do is prescribe marijuana, right?
      In Sweden you can get a medical degree online in a few minutes. I got one because sometimes there are no doctors available at the local ER and they pay me big bucks to stand in.

      When someone comes in by ambulance, we make them wait two hours. Then I have the nurses hook them up to whatever machines have flashing lights. Then I admit them to the hospital and wait for the ward doc to look at them.
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      • #4
        Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

        Well Praise Jesus! Pastor Al, that is the way to go with those secular qweers and emo heathens.

        Seriously, I hope that poor little Dutch boy doesn't get some homo doctor shoving anything up his poop chute. The doctor might get something infectious from the Dutch boy. Read my signature line. It's true.
        Jesus is watching you masturbate.

        Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

        numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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        • #5
          Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

          A computer is a tool that should be used to spread the word of the Lord. What are these young people thinking?

          I feel sorry for those who must immerse themselves in a game rather than face the fact that they are going to Hell.
          A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

          Psalm 139:19-20
          Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
          For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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          • #6
            Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

            The shameful part is that you yourselves call yourselves Christians, it people like you that give Christians a bad name, that's why we cant bring souls to Christ, people like you, stand by, judgement is soon to be.......... Ill pray for you ...........

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            • #7
              Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

              Yeah, it must be us. It couldn't possibly be your fault you can't sell your false christianity.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #8
                Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                videogames are not satanic

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                • #9
                  Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                  Originally posted by benjamin View Post
                  videogames are not satanic
                  Yes they are!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                    i ask for proof my good man...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                      Originally posted by benjamin View Post
                      i ask for proof my good man...
                      Look at all the news stories where kids go nuts in schools etc, killing in the same way as in the games they play, or the horror movies they see on TV. Isn't that proof enough?

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                      • #12
                        Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                        no its not

                        they killed at schools cos of their bad schooling and bad parents...its a way of ignoring the bad things about schools in america, cos this only happens there actually, and the lack of proper gun control!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                          Originally posted by benjamin View Post
                          no its not

                          they killed at schools cos of their bad schooling and bad parents...its a way of ignoring the bad things about schools in america, cos this only happens there actually, and the lack of proper gun control!
                          Oh yeah, sorry, you are of course right!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                            of course i am

                            and u know how i can say that, cos i have imperical and physical proof of it...something that some arguments lack

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                              Re: Further Evidence That Video Games Are SATANIC!

                              Originally posted by benjamin View Post
                              cos this only happens there actually, and the lack of proper gun control!
                              My word, are you retarded son?

                              School shooting in Germany


                              Some from Canada

                              One in Scotland
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