My goodness! It appears we have close to 1% of the population of Iceland watching this thread.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
I am a woman yes, and i have a sassy mouth yes, but not eaven close to yours And i aint going to bou down to some men !
Ive probebly done more good in this life than you have so as i will continue making fun of you guys and posting you guys on the internet you will continue making me feel so mutch better about the life i live
It seems you are buying into the propaganda of your government. There are specific cases in which n−3 fatty acids (popularly referred to as omega-3 fatty acids) can reduce the effects of brain damage caused for example by aging. But in most cases people do not get smarter from eating fish. You could consider reading the Journal of Neuroscience if you want to know how all this really works. But I think saving your soul by starting to read the KJB1611 Holy Bible should be your top priority to prevent eternal damnation to hell.
Never believe something just because it is told to you. Especially if those telling it are your government. Always use your God given brain to figure it out for yourself!
Its a fact, that it helps kids to develop "dont devil-lop" their brain if they eat much omega-3 and omega-6, they learn faster, and its more chance they dont get dislexia (reading problems). It has been researched by scientists! And not icelandics one, cus our educacion is so bad in you opinion
If the bible had sad, Lazy Town is good for your kids, you wouldnt argue about it, couse you belive EVERY thing that the bible says! and thats sad.
And Im sorry I said Bible is crap in my last post. But I dont believ a word in it.
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
One wonders wether the author of this thread and associates have ever watched a single episode of Lazytown or wether they have just decided to attack it because of edited videos and pictures that they have found on the wonderful internet.
The message that I've got from watching a couple of those with my children is that exercise, vegtables and fruit is good for you and sweets are bad.
Personally I'm not a fan, I will not be told that I need to exercise and not to eat what is bad for my body by some exercise mad Icelanders!!!
So yeah, extreme Christians, I salute you! Get the show cancelled so that I can continue living in my unhealthy way!
By making them see the light of our Savior Jesus Christ. Sometimes a small amount of force is needed for that but it is for a good cause and the Bible clearly wants me to do it that way. Especially since the alternative is burning in hell.
Proverbs 23:13-14 "Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
I think you're joking by all the nonsense comments of yours
So life, death, God, your eternal soul, things like that are all just a big joke to you? Eternal damnation to hell is no fun my friend .
Open you eyes, If God tells you til sacrifice yourselve, would you do it?
Of course. I follow all God's commands. This is why I live my life by the rules in His KJV1611 Holy Bible.
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
I had no idea that was what was going on when my neice called me Uncle Sportacus. I thought it was because of the way I'm always zooming around doing things. I'm a fast walker. Next time I go to my brother's house I'm going to tell him to get rid of all of those DVDs. She shouldn't be watching all that soft porn.
Haha soft porn only if there was a god to straigthen you out little fella
pepole that talk the most about this must watch it the most like you
you have to be the pervert if you see it as soft porn.
One wonders wether the author of this thread and associates have ever watched a single episode of Lazytown or wether they have just decided to attack it because of edited videos and pictures that they have found on the wonderful internet.
I agree with you not everything on the internet is accurate. But the point we are trying to make is that the show has children dressed as whores and so far no one has denied that. Children dressed as whores sends a bad message to the children watching the show.
The message that I've got from watching a couple of those with my children is that exercise, vegtables and fruit is good for you and sweets are bad.
I don't doubt there will be good parts in the show as well. By the way that advice about fruit is outdated. E.g. fruit contains a lot of sugars and acids that are bad for peoples health and especially for their teeth.
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
I know for a fact that True Christian tough love has saved a lot of people. It saved me for example. But I also know a lot of people do not want to be saved. They prefer hell it seems.
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
It is terribly apparent all these Ice people have the Devil in them.
All they do is swear, eat fish, deny the existence of Ice and God and watch porn.
They are going to be mighty upset when they die.
You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it? Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Im a guy, for your information, what? cant I post pictures of Jesus for my proof? like you are proofing that lazy town is a soft porn show by posting youtube photoshopped and cutted clips?
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