[James Dewitt]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Indeed. I pray that you repent your intolerable ways before your True Christian friends end your miserable existence.

You need not Pray for me, I will be at the side of Jesus, while you will be Satan's play toy!

[PatrickWeimer]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

You need not Pray for me, I will be at the side of Jesus, while you will be Satan's play toy!

Your ineptness in understanding the word of the lord, and your impotence in carrying out his bidding will result in an eternally horrifying surprise for you.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

don't "boy" me sinner. you use God as an instrument of hate. there is no
understanding of God in any of the quote's from the bible you vomit on this board. Go repent devils child

I feel as if I have to say something here. Can you show me a single instance where we have been Scripturally incorrect?

I believe it was you who quoted

Matthew 28:19
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

We have tried that, friend. We are past that point.

Matthew 10:14
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Your ineptness in understanding the word of the lord, and your impotence in carrying out his bidding will result in an eternally horrifying surprise for you.

I'm going to make the same offer to you, that I made to your unsaved trash fellow countryman. Can you show me where we are Scripturally incorrect?

If so, I will notify a senior member of the staff for review.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I'm going to make the same offer to you, that I made to your unsaved trash fellow countryman. Can you show me where we are Scripturally incorrect?

If so, I will notify a senior member of the staff for review.

It all really boils down to what Brother Levi asks you here, now doesn't it, Weiner? It is that simple.

But still, contrary to your irrational beliefs, we actually want you to go with us to Heaven instead of the downward path you've inexplicably chosen for yourself. Jesus wants to have His way with you. You just have to ask Him to forgive you for every hateful thing you've said here in His favorite forum.

[PatrickWeimer]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I'm going to make the same offer to you, that I made to your unsaved trash fellow countryman. Can you show me where we are Scripturally incorrect?

If so, I will notify a senior member of the staff for review.

I am retarded

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I am retarded

I'm glad you're starting to see the truth.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I am retarded

So I see.


Matthew 7:3-5

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I am retarded

On this I guess we can agree, but self-deprecation is not what Jesus wants from you, Weiner. He wants in! Open yourself to Him now, this evening. Accept Christ Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior tonight. You'll never go back.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

For the life of me, the basis for your smugness utterly eludes me, Weiner. What has been asked of you (and is apparently beyond either your capabilities or inclination) was very simple. Cite a single example of a member of Landover incorrectly quoting Scripture or its meaning with which you can offer any rational disagreement.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

this is in no context. Isn't this Old Testament stuff, get a life bro, Jesus died
for the new testament, He died so you could stop jibbering the old scripts and move on. And now you are threatening to kill people.
Thats little Christianity and a lot of something from the old bakery, my mom would say.

You're trying to say the Old Testament (approximately 75% of the Bible) doesn't apply anymore? Why do they even bother putting it there in subsequent publications?

Matt. 5:18
For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

Luke 16:17
And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I am retarded

We know, most people from Iceland seem to be retarded. Must be all that fish they eat.

[IcelandicPillager]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

This is obviously a troll community since the Landover church does in fact not exist and has nothing to do with God or being christian.

I myself live in Iceland and i watched the show when i was little myself,
when it was aired in icelandic. I'll give it that it's quite stupid and does not make any sense. Bud pedophilia and homosexuals? Honestly? It's true name is not Lazytown, It's The Lazy town, a kids show referring to be active and all that other kidstuff.

Bring's me to the next subject. To all the people wanting to reply to this, please dont bother. Fanatics and narrow minded believer's are just people to afraid of doing something themself so they create a god and a higher power cuz they're gutless wankers. Ugly Kid Joe for example is just a troll, having no real argument or any kind of point. He simply replies becouse it's easy being a big man behind a keyboard.

Last but not least, Icelandic Viking's raped and killed christian people in the old ages? Yeah of course we did, then again so did Danish viking, Swedish etc etc.. But what about the crusades of the holy mighty vatikan. Rape, Murder, theft and lie's. Not to mention the pedophiling phrone priest of theirs.

You people are nothing but trolling ignorant rednecks. Thus i'd remind you, Satan and God are the same. ><. Peace Out

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I recon life must be incredibly exciting when you can constantly spot conflict and struggle between good and evil everywhere you look.

Yes it is, because it is our God given duty to protect people from an eternal stay in hell: Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

You take something as simple as a children TV show, translate it as sinful

We are not the ones making a show where children dress like whores. We are the ones trying to protect innocent children from that filth.

As a Christian, I feel ashamed.

You are not a True Christian and yes you should be ashamed of defending children to be dressed like whores.

God's plans were decided the same second he created the Earth and I for one find great comfort in prayers but can not believe the Lord changes his plans only if you ask him nicely.

Unlike you, we do not pretend to know what God is going to do. Also you seem to think praying is pointless. You are wrong, the Bible says so: Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

You talk about Iceland's heat coming from Satan. You must remark that their heat is only heated groundwater from their volcanoes. Our oil comes from much much deeper places.

Actually the Bible is very clear about the location of hell: Luke 10:15 "And you, Capernaum, who are exalted to heaven, will be brought down to Hades."

I think you all should calm down and show just slight Christian compassion. If you are going to teach anyone a lesson, you best do it by showing him the love he lacked before.

We show True Christian tough love exactly as The LORD commands us to: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

This is obviously a troll community since the Landover church does in fact not exist and has nothing to do with God or being christian.

Does not exist??? I go there every week! This is a 5+ year old forum with over 400,000 messages idiot. You must be the biggest idiot in Iceland.

I myself live in Iceland and i watched the show when i was little myself

Why am I not surprised.

Bring's me to the next subject. To all the people wanting to reply to this, please dont bother.

Then why did you yourself reply? Your really are the biggest idiot in Iceland.

Last but not least, Icelandic Viking's raped and killed christian people in the old ages? Yeah of course we did

Well, I am glad someone finally admits this. Now please stop raping children and start reading the Holy Bible instead.

Thus i'd remind you, Satan and God are the same.

And again you show you are the most idiotic retard in all of Iceland. Which is quite an accomplishment in Iceland. We even had some people from Iceland here who claimed there is no ice on Iceland.