[syndandi]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Icelandian propaganda. There aren't even any written accounts of such a trip. Try thinking for yourself instead of listening to your government's lies.

http://www.snerpa.is/net/isl/graens.htm

[Icelandic Kid]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Oh my god after listening to Pastor Deacon Fred, I must say i am saved!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Yes I know that i'm not saying the lands and the citys and towns in the bible aren't real i'm just saying the Sagas are just as tru as the bible ! A story can be about something that's real but is it telling the truth about it or not !

Yeah, here is some of your reliable and historic sagas:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%9Eorsteins_saga_V%C3%ADkingssonar

Þorsteins saga Víkingssonar or The Saga of Thorstein, Viking's Son is a legendary saga taking place in the 7th century and it is about the father of Frithjof the Bold. It begins in Norway and Sweden (with locations such as Ulleråker) but continues into exotic places such as India. It is not one of the more famous sagas, but it is still considered to be an entertaining story. See Viking (Norse Mythology).
It is a prequel to Friðþjófs saga ins frœkna, The Saga of Fridthjof the Bold.
In Sweden, Viking sires nine sons by a second wife. Thorsten (Thorstein, or Thor's Stone) is the oldest son of Viking. Viking befriends his worthy foe Njorfe, King of Upplands, in Norway, who also has nine sons. The two groups of sons are highly competitive against each other. In a brutal ball game, they beat and maim each other, breaking each others' arms. A son of Viking, near death, slays a son of Njorfe. Viking scolds this son and sends him to an island in Lake Vänern. Two more sons go with him, including Thorsten. Viking tells Thorsten to wait quietly on the island until the danger is over. Njorfe's sons want revenge. They use magic to conjure a frost that freezes the lake and travel across it to attack the three sons of Viking. Two of Viking's sons survive: Thorsten and Thorer. Two of Njorfe's sons survive, including his eldest son, Jokul, a sorcerer. Njorfe's sons use magic to discover that Thorsten and Thorer are alive. Viking sends his two sons to the court of Halfdan for safety. Jokul invades Sogn, kills the king, banishes the heir Beli, and places a curse on the king's daughter Ingeborg, causing her to take the shape of a hideous troll. Jokul stirs a tempest which shipwrecks Thorsten twice. Ingeborg (as a troll, under the name Skellinefja) rescues Thorsten and asks him to promise to marry her. With her help, Thorsten returns Beli to the throne of Sogn, and the curse leaves Ingeborg. Thorsten unites with Ingeborg. Fridthiof is their son.
Thorsten, Beli, and Angantyr retrieve Viking's stolen magic ship Ellida. Thorsten fights Sote, a ghost pirate in barow mound, to get the magic ring (forged by Voland). Thorsten, Beli, and Angantyr conquer the Orkney Islands.[1]
Thorsten and his son Frithiof inherit the magic sword Angurvadel and the magic ship Ellida from Viking. Descendants of Thorstein appear in Friðþjófs saga ins frœkna, and in the Starkad section of Gautreks saga.

[Kindinn]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

So you admit the sagas are just stories and not real? Thanks. Which ruins and graves have you found exactly? And who else was with you?

Yes stories about real people and yes We have graves and ruins here in iceland just come and see them first befor you start to say they are not really ... i mean you say so much stuff isn't really just because you dont want it to be I have alot of proof you just haven't asked me of any and the best ones are right here in iceland where you can walk and see and touch the proofs of the ruins the graves the books weapons skeletons!!!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

OHH for the last time I'm not saying the history of the book isn't really!!! i mean it fist into the timeline and everything ... but NO ONE CAN PROOF that god had any kind of relations with the men and inspired them to writte about him That's what i'm trying to say... The people might have been real but everyone can lie and writte about anything they like!!!

You have obviously hardened your heart against the truth. It's so sad. I'll pray for you.

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How Do I Know the Bible is True?
(By the Late Tom Schaff; former member of Family Radio, Oakland, CA 94621)
There are good reasons to trust the Bible. Both external and internal evidence
support the statement that the Bible is “true and righteous altogether.”
(Psalm 19:9)
EXTERNAL EVIDENCE
External evidence, that is, facts outside of the Bible demonstrate that it is a reliable and trustworthy
source of information
Scientific Evidence -
No scientific fact has ever disproved the Bible in any way. Many people will say, “The Bible is not a
scientific book, but is meant to provide a religious or spiritual view of the universe.” The implication of
that statement is that because the physical descriptions serve a religious intent, these descriptions cannot
be expected to be absolutely accurate. Therefore, we are told not to trust the scientific details but only
seek the moral or religious teaching. This line of thinking is wrong because it is illogical. How are we to
decide which statements are true and which are not? If we cannot trust some statements in the Bible, then
we cannot trust the moral or spiritual message it brings. The reason we could not trust the spiritual
message is that we would not have a standard by which to know what things are accurate and relevant to
our lives and what things are inaccurate and not to be taken seriously.
This line of thinking is wrong because it is a faithless insult to God Who is the author of the Bible. The
accuracy of the accounts, people, and places in the Bible is a reflection of God’s integrity, inasmuch as He
presents statements which are to be taken at face value and which are a reflection of God’s ability to
keep the contents of the Bible accurate over the centuries. We cannot have too high a regard for the
accurate description of the physical world as presented in the Bible because it reflects upon God Who
wrote it.
An Example from Geography -
While the Bible does not intend to deliberately school its readers in scientific principles and data, any
subject which it discusses about God’s creation is accurate and true. As one case in point, we can turn to
Job 26:7, where we read a modern description of the earth as it spins in empty space. This was written
about 3,000 years B.C. This description is in sharp contrast to the fantastic imaginary notions which the
rest of the world taught or believed at that time. In support of Job 26:7, Isaiah 40:22 points out that God
sits upon “the circle of the earth.” The earth would appear as a “circle” to all those who lived on it only if
it were a sphere. Isaiah 40 matches the description in Job 26 and supports its accurate statement,
which is what we can expect from the Bible. After all, who knows better than the Creator how the
universe is designed and built?
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An Example from Archaeology -
The oldest extant copies of the most famous Greek poems and essays are from 800 to 1,000 years newer
than the original manuscripts. However, no scholar would accept an argument that these Greek classics
are unfaithful to the original and should be thrown away. In contrast to that, the oldest copies of many Old
Testament books are only 200 years newer than the original. And the oldest copies of some New
Testament books are dated only 50 to 80 years later than the original autographs. On the basis of that
information, then, the Bible should be trusted at least as much as the Greek literature, which is so revered
today.
Recent discoveries have validated the historical integrity of the Bible, causing many archaeologists, who
have had a poor regard for the Bible, to turn from a bias against it to a scientific respect for it. For
example, in Genesis 15:20 a people called the “Hittites” are mentioned. For centuries, people laughed at
the Bible for making up a whole group of people. But a few decades ago, the ruins of a city located in the
country of Turkey, north of present-day Israel, was discovered which proved to be the ruins of a main
Hittite city.
Historical Evidence -
The Bible tells about things before they happen. The prophet Isaiah talks about the Persian king Cyrus
(Isaiah 45:1), who would eventually restore the nation of Judah. Persia was a great kingdom, located in
what is now the country of Iran. Isaiah wrote during the reign of the Judaean king Hezekiah, who died
in 687 B.C., but Cyrus did not begin to reign as king of the Persian empire until after 600 B.C., more than
80 years after Isaiah left the scene. Only God could know the name of the man who would be the Persian
king before he sat on the throne.
Many historical prophecies of Jesus Christ were given 1,000 years before His birth. Every Old Testament
book of the Bible refers clearly to Jesus. For example, notice the detail of Psalm 22, Isaiah 53, and Micah
5:2.
Faced with this historical evidence, we have only the following options. Either the Bible was written by
Him for whom time is no barrier, or it is a joke, or it is a hoax in which people later scribbled in the
prophecies to make the Bible look good, or it is an evil deception.
The right choice is that the Bible alone is God’s holy and true Word.
Evidence from Personal Experience -
Another source of external evidence is the personal experience of those who have been changed by the
Bible. There are noticeable differences in the life of a person who has placed his trust in the Lord Jesus
Christ and who walks according to His Word, the Bible. In other words, the Bible can do for believers
what it claims it can do.
The Bible promises to remove the penalty of judgment and gives the assurance that there is no
condemnation to all who trust what it says (John 5:24, Romans 8:1,16, I John 4:18). The Bible promises
that it can make a Christian clean inside (Psalm 119:9,11, John 15:3). The Bible promises freedom from
slavery to sin as well as the wisdom and power to successfully overcome sin (John 8:34-36,
Romans 6:18, Colossians 3:1-2). The Bible gives meaning and purpose to life, which motivate a Christian
to serve his Lord (I Peter 2:9). All of these things are part of the experience of a believer. Believers
Experience a life which they never had before, a new life which is evidenced by the fact that they are no
longer full of bitterness and regret about their past since they have read of God’s forgiveness (Hebrews
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10:16-17). Believers experience a new life which is evidenced by the fact that they can sacrifice for
others. Believers experience a new life which is evidenced by the fact that they can overcome their fears
because they rest in the Lord rather than in a vain hope that somehow things will work out alright. A
person who trusts in the Bible has the personal spiritual experience to know that the promises of the Bible
are more than just poetry, they are real and testify to his heart that his trust in the Bible is not misplaced.
INTERNAL EVIDENCE
In addition to external evidence, there is internal evidence that gives us good reason to trust the Bible. In
other words, there are facts inside of the Bible that demonstrate it is a reliable and trustworthy source of
information.
The Bible’s Testimony -
The Bible claims that it is from God. For example, in II Samuel 23:2 David, who wrote many of the
psalms, stated that what he wrote came from God. Jeremiah stated the same thing (Jeremiah 1:4), as did
the Apostle Paul (I Thessalonians 2:13). Peter says Paul’s writings are “scripture” (II Peter 3:16). Jesus
Himself makes many statements about the Bible’s trustworthy character (Luke 16:17, 24:44, John 17:17).
For example, Jesus routinely considered all Old Testament stories to be trustworthy accounts (Luke
11:51, 17:26-33).
The Bible’s Unity -
The Bible was written over a period of more than 1,500 years, from Moses’ time (before 1400 B.C.) to the
time of the Apostle John (about A.D. 100). The total number of human authors is at least forty. And yet,
even though all these different men wrote at different times, the message they wrote is always the same,
without any contradiction in any details. The reason is that God is the author, who used men to set down
what He wanted to say. The human writers lived and died at different times, but the same God Who lives
forever told each man what to write. For that reason, we are able to compare different parts of the Bible
and find that they agree with, support, and clarify each other (I Corinthians 2:13). We can go to any
part of the Bible and know it is consistently trustworthy.
The Bible’s Contents -
The most amazing internal evidences of the Bible’s trustworthiness are the subjects that it discusses. The
contents of the Bible, the things it talks about, are things that the Bible could say only if it were written by
God. For example, the Bible states that Jesus claimed that He is God (John 10:30); the Bible states that
Jesus’ apostles claimed that He is God (John 20:28); the Bible states that the Father declared that He is
God (Hebrews 1:8). The conclusion of this testimony is that either the message of the Bible is an insane
and evil deception, or the message is true and the Bible is the only book of its kind.
Another important example is that only the Bible talks about sin (I John 3:4). No man has the courage to
write the accurate assessment of humankind that is described in the Bible. The Bible presents a horrible
picture. It offends us, and we are not happy to read it. This explains why we find it so hard to believe that
the Bible is true. The problem is not with the evidence but rather with our hearts. Who wants to know that
he is a miserable, rotten, no-good sinner? Who rejoices at being told that he is headed for hell, where he
will suffer under the eternal wrath of God? Who welcomes the knowledge that there is no good in him at
all and that he is in rebellion against the God Who made him?
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Only God can be honest with us because only He knows the truth. Only God is willing to be honest with
us as an expression of His love. Real love is not expressed by the words of people who try to make us feel
good by means of vain flatteries, but leave us in our situation because they have no real hope to offer.
Real love is expressed by the truth because it is the only thing that can help us. The Bible’s honest word-
portrait of humankind is not appealing. However, the Bible contains the words of a real Friend. God
knows we are walking on the edge of a cliff ready to fall into hell. He tells us exactly what we need to
know to avoid this peril. Even though the Bible is not going to show up on the list of the ten most popular
books of the year, only the Bible can make and keep a promise such as “Come unto me all ye that labour
and are heavy laden,
and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and
ye shall find rest unto your souls. For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light” (Matthew 11:28-30).
The Bible’s Message -
There is one final idea we must face when we consider whether the Bible can be trusted. Most people
believe that there is a God. But if God is really God, then He speaks with absolute authority and we must
submit to His Word. In other words, what we think about God’s Word, and how we react to it, reflects
what we think about God Himself. We cannot separate God and His Bible. We do not have to believe the
Bible, but we must deal with the consequences. If people do not believe in the God of the Bible then they
are going to act like it, for the bitter fruit of their selfish lives will come to harvest, as the Bible says it
will. This is the most frightening evidence of all. In addition to that, they must deal with an angry
God who pursues them beyond the grave and will force them to submit to His Word on Judgment Day, as
the Bible predicts.
It is a good thing to ask if we can trust the Bible. The Bible is able to take our scrutiny
and come through vindicated. James 1:5,6 states that we must never feel reluctant to ask God for the
ability to trust in His Word and the wisdom needed to get the most out of the Bible. However, Bible study
is a holy inquiry. Only if we approach the Bible humbly and with an open mind toward the truth, will we
find the answers we need.
“Thy word is truth.”
John 17:17

[James Dewitt]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

OHH for the last time I'm not saying the history of the book isn't really!!! i mean it fist into the timeline and everything ... but NO ONE CAN PROOF that god had any kind of relations with the men and inspired them to writte about him That's what i'm trying to say... The people might have been real but everyone can lie and writte about anything they like!!!

Yes I know that i'm not saying the lands and the citys and towns in the bible aren't real i'm just saying the Sagas are just as tru as the bible ! A story can be about something that's real but is it telling the truth about it or not !


So the books in Iceland are a lie and they were written by people who don't tell the truth.

I gave you proof of the of the truth of the Bible, many of the lands exist to this day
Is it possible you ride the short bus?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

I have alot of proof you just haven't asked me of any and the best ones are right here in iceland where you can walk and see and touch the proofs of the ruins the graves the books weapons skeletons!!!

Do you heathens use the bones of dead people as weapons? Iceland is full of FREAKS!

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

http://www.snerpa.is/net/isl/graens.htm

Oh yes, written in Iceland - just Icelandic propaganda. Why is it nobody outside your country believes your crazy lies? Do you really think everyone in the world is wrong except you?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Oh my god after listening to Pastor Deacon Fred, I must say i am saved!

Amen!

[Skyover]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

And you people call your self Christians haha, i think you Christian people should look into your own churches all over the world and see how many priests are perverts, and pedophilia

I cant help myslelf but lugh when you say Lazy town is a demonic show

I think you people should go see a therpist they might even suggseed to help you

I say and always will say any god off any kind is a person created in pople´s head beacouse the are afraid to die, and whant to feel safe and that death is not the end off life

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

Yes stories about real people and yes We have graves and ruins here in iceland just come and see them first befor you start to say they are not really ... i mean you say so much stuff isn't really just because you dont want it to be I have alot of proof you just haven't asked me of any and the best ones are right here in iceland where you can walk and see and touch the proofs of the ruins the graves the books weapons skeletons!!!

Yes, you talk a lot about proof but you don't show me any! You know I can't come to Iceland anytime I wish, so that isn't an option. You just say that because you know I cannot come and discover you are lying. Give me some REAL evidence!

[GOD=life]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

and see how many priests are perverts, and pedophilia

That's pretty ignorant on your part: we aren't catlicks: in fact, the majority of Christians aren't. We don't even have priests.

How can we take you seriously when you can't even grasp obvious facts?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

And you people call your self Christians haha, i think you Christian people should look into your own churches all over the world and see how many priests are perverts, and pedophilia

Yes, we know the Catholic church is full of homosexual priests. But we are not Catholic. We do not have priests. Come back when you are less ignorant.

[PooPooPlatter]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

As most of you don't seem to be able to tell the difference between a hoax, or an edited version (badly edited may I add) on one hand and the real thing on the other, (Pastor Ezekiel, I'm looking at you) I see my self forced to bring to light this video clip that has been spreading like a wildfire around the internet in the last few days.

See if you can tell if it's the real think or if it's been tampered with!

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/BB1jqyc0k1cJpRWQ

ps. thanks for all the laughs, this forum is the best!
pss. Ezekiel, did you really think that Tarzan and One Night in Bangkok videos were actual clips from the Lazy Town series? That's messed up dude!

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On a slightly more serious note I'm saddened by your arrogant behavior and I trust in my heart that people don't judge Christians based on your arrogance and pride.

May God be with you.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

As most of you don't seem to be able to tell the difference between a hoax, or an edited version (badly edited may I add) on one hand and the real thing on the other, (Pastor Ezekiel, I'm looking at you) I see my self forced to bring to light this video clip that has been spreading like a wildfire around the internet in the last few days.

See if you can tell if it's the real think or if it's been tampered with!

http://sendables.jibjab.com/view/BB1jqyc01cJpRWQ

ps. thanks for all the laughs, this forum is the best!
pss. Ezekiel, did you really think that Tarzan and One Night in Bangkok videos were actual clips from the Lazy Town series? That's messed up dude!

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On a slightly more serious note I'm saddened by your arrogant behavior and I trust in my heart that people don't judge Christians based on your arrogance and pride.

May God be with you.

Well, I certainly hope what you say isn't true. Anyone who could look at a hoax intended for humor and to trick people, and not realize it, and believe it to be true and write long responses against it - why, only a complete and utter retard would do that!