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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #121
    Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

    Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
    Glad to see you proved my point well. You had no actual rebuttals so you just reply with lame-ass attempts at being witty. Protip: To be witty, you have to have actual wit.
    I just beat you senselessly with chapter and verse from the Bible and now you are exuding great amounts of damage and pain to your backside. It's okay. God's actual Word can be a lot to take for a false Christian.


    Originally posted by Jon Porter View Post
    Also, I know this whole website is genuine as hell now, but thanks for providing me and my friends with OMEGA-I am retarded.
    I'm glad you have seen the light of Jesus.

    A pimply face teenager who thinks he knows everything just admits to his retardation. The LORD is certainly working miracles here today.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Sebastion
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2010
      • 5

      #122
      Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

      I have to say this right now, you're all fucking stupid, video games DO NOT make people crazy or etc. Just because someone killed a bunch of people for an unknown reason ya'll can't just jump on the "ohh he was playing mindless video games" train bullshit. I've been playing mindless and violent video games for 15 years now. I listen to metal, and yet I have no urge or will to kill people.

      Also with the valve logo that was called out as being a gay symbol on the first page, get a fucking life, it's a video game companies logo, to be honest here this site is full of homophobic fuck tards. Mister Levi Jones - your thread on Macs is complete bull.

      I'm a Lutheran I'm also Duestch Amerikaner. I play video games like World of Warcraft, Splinter Cell, Halo, Assassins Creed and etc. I also listen to bands like Atreyu, Rammstein, Sonic Syndicate and slipknot. There is nothing wrong with them.

      Take a minute and listen to my music, take a minute to play the videos I play, you can't talk all this shit that they're bad or etc when you don't even play them or listen to them. Here listen to a techno band I listen to - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTev5mRN7y8

      P.S. I also got a 4.0 in college and yet I enjoy mindless killing does that mean I'm gonna go around with an AK-47 or a colt 45 and just randomly shot people? fuck no. It means nothing.

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      • Sebastion
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2010
        • 5

        #123
        Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

        P.S.S I also got a management level job thanks to video games, I simply told them I was a leader of a group of people that shared the same goals and we collaborated together and completed all our goals successfully.

        Leading a raid in World of Warcraft when its people that you talk and chat with all the time can be hard simply because you have to tell them when they did wrong and what they did in a not so nice way.

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        • Good Samaritan2010
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2010
          • 8

          #124
          Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

          Counter-Strike is one of the most fun games I have ever played. Me and my friends will play for hours in this sausage-fest of a game and I now want to commit horrible acts against women. I absolutely adore the homosexual bombardment as i am playing, since I am obviously a homosexual for playing this. IN MY OPINION.. canada > usa.... that is all... oh wait... is this a Klan website?

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          • SavedByGod
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2010
            • 7

            #125
            Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

            Originally posted by mycrapsannoying View Post
            i cant believe this website... i feel like I've hit hypocrite central.

            ive never seen a website soo unfocused to God.

            You may have the nice medal saying "true christian" or whatever, but that is a wordly thing. it says in the bible not to be like the world.

            i have yet to read anyone here being "true christians"
            this website makes me sick.

            i will be praying for everyone here.

            You know not of what you speak of, sinner.
            Do not pray for me, as I am already apart of His flock, and am in no need of your filthy words. God does not listen to those who aren't True Christians!

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #126
              Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

              Originally posted by Good Samaritan2010 View Post
              that is all... oh wait... is this a Klan website?
              Far from it. God wants us to save all the mud skinned people. Racism is not tolerated here!
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Good Samaritan2010
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2010
                • 8

                #127
                Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                Dear Good Samaritan2010,

                You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

                Reason: Defending Gothics, Wiccans or other Satanic inspired cults
                -------
                Being a hell bound gamer.
                -------
                Love Levi Jones 3==D

                lol noob

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                • Good Samaritan2010
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2010
                  • 8

                  #128
                  Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                  jones, you look like you could cradle me for hours in those big arms of yours, no homo. you americans sure are weird with your religions and your capitalism. you're nothing like us godless canadians foreigners

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #129
                    Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                    Originally posted by Good Samaritan2010 View Post
                    jones, you look like you could cradle me for hours in those big arms of yours, no homo. you americans sure are weird with your religions and your capitalism. you're nothing like us godless canadians foreigners


                    Yet another homer hitting on me? Why did the LORD bless me with such good looks, a gorgeous smile and perfect blue eyes?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Good Samaritan2010
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2010
                      • 8

                      #130
                      Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                      @ jones

                      you mad?

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                      • Good Samaritan2010
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2010
                        • 8

                        #131
                        Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post


                        Yet another homer hitting on me? Why did SCIENCE bless me with such good looks, a gorgeous smile and perfect blue eyes?
                        genes. that is all.

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                        • Revolver Ocelot
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2010
                          • 2

                          #132
                          Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                          So uh I think it would be nice, if we could have a Christian Counter Strike Server running. Then we could all play! and according to this noob ( Levi Jones )
                          we would all be gay. However I believe Levi Jones is the gay faggot here.

                          That is all.



                          note: lol Levi Jones U mad?

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #133
                            Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                            Originally posted by Good Samaritan2010 View Post
                            @ jones

                            you mad?
                            Not at all. I am a regular contributor to this forum. You are a troll who went incredibly far out of his way to post on my home forum to spout some mindless 4chan meme at me.

                            So, I guess the answer is,

                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Revolver Ocelot
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2010
                              • 2

                              #134
                              Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                              Mr. Super serious Levi Jones I don't think your Pms are very funny.
                              However i find my profile totally hilarous.

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                              • Good Samaritan2010
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • May 2010
                                • 8

                                #135
                                Re: HIGHSCHOOL MASSACRE SIMULATOR 'COUNTER-STRIKE' STRIKES AGAIN

                                Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                Not at all. I am a regular contributor to this forum. You are a troll who went incredibly far out of his way to post on my home forum to spout some mindless 4chan meme at me.

                                So, I guess the answer is,

                                maybe you can come down to my clan's counter strike forums and then we can have a troll war there >:3

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