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  • #61
    Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    His hairy arms and tufts of fur poking out from his tight shirts made little girls dreamy eyed and little boys bi-curious. Imagine the feeling as that hairy man rubbed his burly chest and belly all over your face, the aroma of his essence would be sickening.
    Once, when I said how much God hates Robin Williams, my son-in-law mentioned something once about "bears," who are apparently a subset of homers who think that they wouldn't be damned enough by being regular homers. When I asked him the details, he suddenly remembered that he had an appointment. In any event, being a True Christian™, I don't need to know the details of something to know that the Lord hates it.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • #62
      Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

      I did not care for Bonanza.

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      • #63
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        I have always had issues with the Walton's


        John-Boy always came across as a homer and grandpa spent a bit too much time with the little ones.
        I live near where they are from, a bunch of roads are named after them. Just seems a little funny, if they were so prominent, why are there no people named Walton anymore. If the men were all Homers and the women never married because they were Harlots or lezbos, that sure would explain it.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #64
          Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

          Ponderosa sounds a lot like Mexese to me. Pondering bears is no way to spread the Good News of our risen Saviour. Why are they thinking about bears anyway? Sex perverts.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • #65
            Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

            You know, the Ponderosa was just south a bit of Waltons Mountain. Rumors abound of John-Boy and Little Joe renting a room in Lynchburg, Va.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #66
              Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

              For me, its "The Partridge Family". How are folks expected to believe a single woman can raise a family? Pure science fiction.

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              • #67
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                I miss the good old days when married couples on TV didn't share a bed.

                The show that offends me the most is The Bachelorette. I don't want to see 30 men competing for the love of one woman. It's like watching a group of male dogs sniffing around the one female dog that's in heat. Plus, the bachelorette on the show is usually a 30 year old, emotionally damaged tramp who should have be married with children ten years ago.

                I really need to get a satellite dish so I can get the religious channels and Fox News. Network TV is too trashy for me.
                A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                Psalm 139:19-20
                Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                • #68
                  Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

                  That's not as intolerable as this one:
                  Really Big Love

                  It’s a one-two punch of acceptance followed by a knockout blow of shame.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • #69
                    Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

                    The Facts of Life




                    Where to begin on this horrendous piece of tripe that offends every good True Christian(tm) with sensibilities? Let's start with the premise: a bunch of young lesbian feminazis boarded up in a womans-only college. Do you have any idea how many disgusting porno movies have the same set-up? The Facts of Life is no different.

                    Then let's look at the colorful cast of characters: an elder lesbian dominatrix (Mrs. Garrett), a negress (Tootie), a fat, greedy Jewess (Natalie), a tough dyke who rides motorcycles (Jo), and the only decent character -- an all-American blond girl, Blair. When their main cast wasn't offensive enough, they would drag onstage such characters as a handicapped gimp or a retarded chink.



                    Pictured: The handicapped gimp.

                    These young whores indulged in all sorts of depravities. Whether it is having wild premarital sex orgies in their dorms, doing drugs, suicide, abortion, educating women about breast cancer, speaking their own minds, making a mockery of traditional Christian values, or subjecting themselves to rape, the Facts of Life girls are Satan's little sluts.



                    The only redeeming aspect of this show was the the actress who played Blair, Lisa Welchel, is a born-again Christian. After a while she said "enough is enough!" and quit the show because of how depraved and immoral it was. I commend her for standing up for her beliefs and not further advocating the lesbian agenda which the Facts of Life stood for.

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                    • #70
                      Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

                      Pictured: The handicapped gimp.
                      The name "Tootie" is reason enough to despise this program. What infuriates me most is the show's liberal agenda regarding retards. Cerebral palsy is a fictitious disease. Retards are demons, plain and simple; however, liberals would have us accept their ilk in civilized society.

                      Diff'rent Strokes had a liberal agenda regarding retards and midgets. Midgets are never to be trusted simply for the fact that they are at groin level. Below is a midget retard and a Negro midget, one of the show's main characters.

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                      • #71
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                        Is that baby Stephen Hawking?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • #72
                          Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

                          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                          educating women about breast cancer, speaking their own minds
                          Oh.My.God.

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                          • #73
                            Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

                            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                            The name "Tootie" is reason enough to despise this program. What infuriates me most is the show's liberal agenda regarding retards. Cerebral palsy is a fictitious disease. Retards are demons, plain and simple; however, liberals would have us accept their ilk in civilized society.

                            Diff'rent Strokes had a liberal agenda regarding retards and midgets. Midgets are never to be trusted simply for the fact that they are at groin level. Below is a midget retard and a Negro midget, one of the show's main characters.

                            Tootie??? I thought they were calling her tookie....
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • #74
                              Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

                              Charles in Charge



                              "Charles in charge of our days...and our nights."

                              Immediately the theme song lets you know what a vile, putrid cesspool of a TV show this is. The song is clearly about domination and S&M, with Charles being the master of you. Actually the show reminds me a lot of Who's the Boss? by having some sex-crazed Italian run loose inside the house. What's truly unconscionable is that they would let some dago Catholic live in the same house as the beautiful, virginal, blonde Nicole Eggert.

                              The premise was stupid. Charles was supposed to be a "babysitter". But the kids were like teenagers already. Kids that age don't need to be babysat, they need to be working. Work them all day doing the lawns, painting fences, pulling weeds, cleaning out the attic, etc. Then after they're done with the chores, let them go work 8 hours at Burger King. You can't just keep kids around the house all day long with some greaseball with a permanent hard-on.

                              I guess that;s what offends me most about the show....the wanton disregard of the absent parents. In fact, they never even showed the parents on the show. The one redeeming factor, like Facts of Life, is that one cast member Willie Aames is a True Christian™. He decided to leave that dead-end show which was killing a career. Now he is super-famous around the world as Bibleman. Way to go, Willie!

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                              • #75
                                Re: TV Shows That Offend Me

                                Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                                Diff'rent Strokes



                                First of all, the show's title offends me. Secondly, if I were a rich white man with a teenage daughter, the last thing I would do is take in two strange Negroes off the street. Willis and Arnold surely raped Kimberly every chance they got. If I know my Negroes, they also pocketed silverware and jewelry to pawn for drug money. The fact that one of the Negroes is a midget makes the whole affair more despicable and offensive.
                                Yes, what's more, if you take the opening credits and you take away the upbeat negro beat and instead frame it against some creepy, foreboden music, then you will realize what the premise of this show is. This is a case of the Satanic Illuminati hiding everything in plain sight. Sure it looks happy and joyful when you have an appropriate theme song, but once you play the same scenes over darker music, you realize the show was just about a rich old guy who picked up a couple of black kids from the playground, took them to his rich penthouse, and then sodomized them mercilessly.


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