[jared.moore]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Jared, you couldn't be more wronger. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

And you're calling ME stupid? Wronger is not a word you idiot. You could say 'more wrong', but if you're going to condemn stupid people, could you please start with yourself?

[Elder Older]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

And you're calling ME stupid? Wronger is not a word you idiot. You could say 'more wrong', but if you're going to condemn stupid people, could you please start with yourself?

Son, seems to me that you're the wrongest fellow to ever walk God's beautiful earth!

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/'wronger

Scroll down to the bottom.

Please, please, please check whether something is a word or not before announcing its not a word. We don't want you looking wronger than you already do, with you focus on scientifical explanations and atheistical irreligiousosity.

[jared.moore]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Son, seems to me that you're the wrongest fellow to ever walk God's beautiful earth!

Again, just adding er or est to any random word that doesn't work or exist in the English Language is going to make you sound more ignorant than the devil himself.

[Elder Older]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Again, just adding er or est to any random word that doesn't work or exist in the English Language is going to make you sound more ignorant than the devil himself.

Well, what can I say. You couldn't be more wrongest, buddy!

No, seriously, let me ask you: Since you have outed yourself as a good-for-nothing atheist fraud, what do you know of the devil?

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Folks, I know there are a thousand threads on LBC about music, but I think this one may be VITAL to Saving our Souls!

I want to compile a list of songs that could send you straight to HELL if you listen to them (accidentally or not).

Please help with this important service by adding your addition.

TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

******** Please DO NOT LISTEN or watch these vids as they are very sexshural !!! *************

Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.

I'll start

A Little More - Dr. Hook

Afternoon Delight

Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.

If this music is going to send you to hell, then why were you listening to it before you posted it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

If this music is going to send you to hell, then why were you listening to it before you posted it?

We True Christians(tm) are commanded by God Himself to judge others. We have a committee of concerned TC(tm)'s who meet regularly to screen such filth. The Pastors and I spend countless hours screening gay porn. It's a thankless, sticky job, but someone's got to do it.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

We True Christians™ are commanded by God Himself to judge others. We have a committee of concerned TC™'s who meet regularly to screen such filth. The Pastors and I spend countless hours screening gay porn. It's a thankless, sticky job, but someone's got to do it.

Well if you're screening it, then it is obvious that you are watching it.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Well if you're screening it, then it is obvious that you are watching it.

Your point being? Of course they watch it, to determine just how sinful each act is, and how best to minister to such depraved people that enjoy and participate in such acts.

We do the same thing with all movies--from Disney to hardcore pornography (unsurprisingly they aren't that distant from each other). We do so to save other, weaker Christians from the embarrassment from having watched such filth and perhaps backsliding.

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

So you say that watching gay porn and disney is a sin, but you watch it, and you still say you aren't sinning?

So your logic is...
Watching gay porn + Disney = sinning
Gay porn must be censored.
You watch gay porn and disney to censor it.
Yet somehow, you still are not sinning?!?!?!?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

So you say that watching gay porn and disney is a sin, but you watch it, and you still say you aren't sinning?

So your logic is...
Watching gay porn + Disney = sinning
Gay porn must be censored.
You watch gay porn and disney to censor it.
Yet somehow, you still are not sinning?!?!?!?

Are you being purposely obtuse or are you really this slow? The act of watching pornography (whether Disney or hardcore) is not sinful in and of itself. If watched for pleasure, then of course it is a sin! If it is done with the intent of making the world a better place, for filtering the sinfulness out of this fallen world, then it is not a sin.

It's kind of like sex, if you think about it. Sex for pleasure is a sin. Sex for procreation is a blessing. Now do you understand?

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Are you being purposely obtuse or are you really this slow? The act of watching pornography (whether Disney or hardcore) is not sinful in and of itself. If watched for pleasure, then of course it is a sin! If it is done with the intent of making the world a better place, for filtering the sinfulness out of this fallen world, then it is not a sin.

It's kind of like sex, if you think about it. Sex for pleasure is a sin. Sex for procreation is a blessing. Now do you understand?

Then why do you still watch those types of things to censor? Wouldn't you scared from it when you have a big deal against it?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

...Wouldn't you scared from it when you have a big deal against it?

"Dr." Ville is a True Christian(tm), and as such, wears the "armour of God" (Ephesians 6:11-16).

Maybe if you'd actually read the Bible, you'd see that the truly faithful have nothing to fear in this life, as God will protect them from all misfortune, calamity, and disease (so long as they blindly obey all 630+ Commandments and requirements contained in the KJV).

[Apotheosis]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Don't let "christian emo" bands fool you. It is the devil's tool to weasel his way into you.

The most notorious examples are

Demon Hunter
As I Lay Dying
August Burns Red

They call themselves Christians, but they are all closet fags that push their ugly culture upon youth.

[Sister Batt]

Re: Music that will send you to HELL

Oh, thank ya! I'll steer clear of all of these! The Cure (look it up, they look like stupid freaks of nature) is quite bad too. Apparently, they're a GOTH BAND! So if ya look it up make sure ya got God's protection from the terrible, Satan filled junk. It sounds charming and sweet but that's just it. It draws ya in an' it tears ya up that way. That's why I only listen to Christian music!!