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  • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Jared, you couldn't be more wronger. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.
    And you're calling ME stupid? Wronger is not a word you idiot. You could say 'more wrong', but if you're going to condemn stupid people, could you please start with yourself?

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    • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

      Originally posted by jared.moore View Post
      And you're calling ME stupid? Wronger is not a word you idiot. You could say 'more wrong', but if you're going to condemn stupid people, could you please start with yourself?
      Son, seems to me that you're the wrongest fellow to ever walk God's beautiful earth!
      Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
      "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

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      • Re: Music that will send you to HELL



        Scroll down to the bottom.

        Please, please, please check whether something is a word or not before announcing its not a word. We don't want you looking wronger than you already do, with you focus on scientifical explanations and atheistical irreligiousosity.

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        • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

          Originally posted by Elder Older View Post
          Son, seems to me that you're the wrongest fellow to ever walk God's beautiful earth!
          Again, just adding er or est to any random word that doesn't work or exist in the English Language is going to make you sound more ignorant than the devil himself.

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          • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

            Originally posted by jared.moore View Post
            Again, just adding er or est to any random word that doesn't work or exist in the English Language is going to make you sound more ignorant than the devil himself.
            Well, what can I say. You couldn't be more wrongest, buddy!

            No, seriously, let me ask you: Since you have outed yourself as a good-for-nothing atheist fraud, what do you know of the devil?
            Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
            "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

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            • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
              Folks, I know there are a thousand threads on LBC about music, but I think this one may be VITAL to Saving our Souls!

              I want to compile a list of songs that could send you straight to HELL if you listen to them (accidentally or not).

              Please help with this important service by adding your addition.

              TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

              ******** Please DO NOT LISTEN or watch these vids as they are very sexshural !!! *************

              Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.

              I'll start

              A Little More - Dr. Hook



              Afternoon Delight





              Please excuse me if the vids don't work as I posted them with my eyes closed.
              If this music is going to send you to hell, then why were you listening to it before you posted it?
              I'm a goof

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              • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                Originally posted by AngelofWisdom View Post
                If this music is going to send you to hell, then why were you listening to it before you posted it?
                We True Christians(tm) are commanded by God Himself to judge others. We have a committee of concerned TC(tm)'s who meet regularly to screen such filth. The Pastors and I spend countless hours screening gay porn. It's a thankless, sticky job, but someone's got to do it.

                1 Corinthians 2:15
                But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  We True Christians™ are commanded by God Himself to judge others. We have a committee of concerned TC™'s who meet regularly to screen such filth. The Pastors and I spend countless hours screening gay porn. It's a thankless, sticky job, but someone's got to do it.
                  Well if you're screening it, then it is obvious that you are watching it.
                  I'm a goof

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                  • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                    Originally posted by AngelofWisdom View Post
                    Well if you're screening it, then it is obvious that you are watching it.
                    Your point being? Of course they watch it, to determine just how sinful each act is, and how best to minister to such depraved people that enjoy and participate in such acts.

                    We do the same thing with all movies--from Disney to hardcore pornography (unsurprisingly they aren't that distant from each other). We do so to save other, weaker Christians from the embarrassment from having watched such filth and perhaps backsliding.
                    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                    • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                      So you say that watching gay porn and disney is a sin, but you watch it, and you still say you aren't sinning?

                      So your logic is...
                      Watching gay porn + Disney = sinning
                      Gay porn must be censored.
                      You watch gay porn and disney to censor it.
                      Yet somehow, you still are not sinning?!?!?!?
                      I'm a goof

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                      • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                        Originally posted by AngelofWisdom View Post
                        So you say that watching gay porn and disney is a sin, but you watch it, and you still say you aren't sinning?

                        So your logic is...
                        Watching gay porn + Disney = sinning
                        Gay porn must be censored.
                        You watch gay porn and disney to censor it.
                        Yet somehow, you still are not sinning?!?!?!?
                        Are you being purposely obtuse or are you really this slow? The act of watching pornography (whether Disney or hardcore) is not sinful in and of itself. If watched for pleasure, then of course it is a sin! If it is done with the intent of making the world a better place, for filtering the sinfulness out of this fallen world, then it is not a sin.

                        It's kind of like sex, if you think about it. Sex for pleasure is a sin. Sex for procreation is a blessing. Now do you understand?
                        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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                        • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                          Are you being purposely obtuse or are you really this slow? The act of watching pornography (whether Disney or hardcore) is not sinful in and of itself. If watched for pleasure, then of course it is a sin! If it is done with the intent of making the world a better place, for filtering the sinfulness out of this fallen world, then it is not a sin.

                          It's kind of like sex, if you think about it. Sex for pleasure is a sin. Sex for procreation is a blessing. Now do you understand?
                          Then why do you still watch those types of things to censor? Wouldn't you scared from it when you have a big deal against it?
                          I'm a goof

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                          • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                            Originally posted by AngelofWisdom View Post
                            ...Wouldn't you scared from it when you have a big deal against it?
                            "Dr." Ville is a True Christian(tm), and as such, wears the "armour of God" (Ephesians 6:11-16).

                            Maybe if you'd actually read the Bible, you'd see that the truly faithful have nothing to fear in this life, as God will protect them from all misfortune, calamity, and disease (so long as they blindly obey all 630+ Commandments and requirements contained in the KJV).

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                            • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                              Don't let "christian emo" bands fool you. It is the devil's tool to weasel his way into you.

                              The most notorious examples are

                              Demon Hunter
                              As I Lay Dying
                              August Burns Red

                              They call themselves Christians, but they are all closet fags that push their ugly culture upon youth.

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                              • Re: Music that will send you to HELL

                                Oh, thank ya! I'll steer clear of all of these! The Cure (look it up, they look like stupid freaks of nature) is quite bad too. Apparently, they're a GOTH BAND! So if ya look it up make sure ya got God's protection from the terrible, Satan filled junk. It sounds charming and sweet but that's just it. It draws ya in an' it tears ya up that way. That's why I only listen to Christian music!!
                                Troll fail :3

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