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  • Miss Hikari
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2007
    • 372

    #181
    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friend, God and Satan are not the same thing. This is pretty basic stuff we're dealing with here.
    But how do you know that Allah/Jehovah/Buddha/etc = Satan?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So, when one of your unsaved buddies makes a reference to an unGodly cartoon, it's cause for an "epic frikking", but if a Christian recognises that reference, it's cause for you to insult them even more? Typical lieberal double standards.
    Hmm... He recognized it first. That's why it's epic. If you had gotten there first it could have been epic too.

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Listen here you awful little emo queen, 99% of those sodomites are probably mewling about other sodomites when they whine on about their "romantic feelings" or "lost love", and authority quite rightly frowns on the misuse of horse tranquillizers, so there goes your argument.
    OI! I have morals! I wouldn't touch emo with a 30 foot pole. Emo, is nasty. I
    And I've never even seen a horse tranquilizer. And have you ever heard the song Butterfly's Sleep by L'arc en Ciel? That song is lost love, in music form. But it's nice that you called me a queen. Thanks for the compliment, BT. *blows a kiss*

    [quote=Brother Temperance;69002]
    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    What an original opinion. We've certainly never heard that one before. Why not douse yourself in petrol and set yourself alight right now, if it's so much better than spending time here?
    Mail me some petrol, and maybe I'll do it. And it's fun spending time here. Gives me a daily dose of laugh.

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    • GothicDragon
      Man hating Thespian Unsaved Trash
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • May 2007
      • 64

      #182
      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

      Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
      Aah, finally some sane people... Lil_Lolita_Girl21 and Dances with Joy.
      BT, my only question is, does god really care if I listen to Dir en Grey or Church music? It's all the same. Notes being played and people singing.

      And Peter, Epic. Frikking. Win. for knowing Faith + 1.

      And BT, I still have so much music you haven't banned yet.

      And being roasted does sound fun. At least all the interesting people will be roasting with me. Group Party in Hell! *serves appetizers and tosses a beach ball*
      Hi!, can I join the party? I brought marshmellows...

      Originally posted by Lil_Lolita_Girl21 View Post
      Oh my goodness!!! Miss Hikari and Dances With Joy are sane!!!!!Still haven't banned any music i listen to BT!!!!!!!!!!!!
      same here...

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Please see my sermon on the ways in which satan uses rock music to decieve HERE. It just might save you from eternal damnation.
      ....how about no, lol

      Originally posted by Miss Hikari View Post
      God, Allah, Jehovah, are all one and the same.

      Agreed.

      Personally, in my opinion, hell's not that bad. I think I rather be roasting on a spit, than stuck with you guys for an eternity. That would be hell in it's self.
      I have to agree with this point as well .
      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Which is where your immortal soul comes in. Do YOU believe in an afterlife?
      yes, just not the same one you believe in

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      • Miss Hikari
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2007
        • 372

        #183
        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

        Originally posted by GothicDragon View Post
        Hi!, can I join the party? I brought marshmellows...
        You're not a TC, so sure!! Do you have chocolate and graham crackers too? We need smores! A hell party is nothing without smores.

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        • GothicDragon
          Man hating Thespian Unsaved Trash
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • May 2007
          • 64

          #184
          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

          I have crackers....but the chocolate melted on the way here ...we can have squishy smores I guess...

          (but don't feed the TCs, they are on a strict diet of bible juice...they get bloated easily) (lol...jk)

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          • Miss Hikari
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2007
            • 372

            #185
            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

            Originally posted by GothicDragon View Post
            I have crackers....but the chocolate melted on the way here ...we can have squishy smores I guess...

            (but don't feed the TCs, they are on a strict diet of bible juice...they get bloated easily) (lol...jk)
            ...Darn. Squishy smores are ok though!
            And you're right, the TCs are bloated! Maybe they need some Pepto-Bismol...
            Want some champagne? (jkjk)

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            • GothicDragon
              Man hating Thespian Unsaved Trash
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • May 2007
              • 64

              #186
              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

              lol the chocolate in smores is supposed to be squishy anyway isn't it?

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              • Shallow-izer
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • Jun 2007
                • 214

                #187
                Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                I propose we ban all Christian gospels and Christian music, and such.

                Why?

                I do not approve of the lies it spreads.

                ^___^

                And as a teen, I find it as stale as country.

                Which also should be banned.

                I have spoken my will!

                DO IT!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #188
                  Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                  Today's banned artists are Woody Guthrie, Joe Hill, Bob Dylan, Shannon Murray, Avskum, and all folk/country music generally. The young kids, they go to their raves to get pilled up and mosh around to their acoustic folk singer-songwriters, and then in the morning they get up and join trade unions to overthrow America and Jesus. Not on my watch, and I would hope not on any of yours either. If you catch your child downloading any of this trendy new folk music onto their eyepods, the loving Christian thing to do is to beat the Communist demons right out of them - after all, better black and blue than red.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #189
                    Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Today's banned artists are Woody Guthrie, Joe Hill, Bob Dylan, Shannon Murray, Avskum, and all folk/country music generally. The young kids, they go to their raves to get pilled up and mosh around to their acoustic folk singer-songwriters, and then in the morning they get up and join trade unions to overthrow America and Jesus. Not on my watch, and I would hope not on any of yours either. If you catch your child downloading any of this trendy new folk music onto their eyepods, the loving Christian thing to do is to beat the Communist demons right out of them - after all, better black and blue than red.

                    Bob Dylan music at a rave? Now there's a visual!!!
                    Can't you just see it - kids slam-dancing to "Blowin in the Wind" and waving glow sticks in time to "The Times They Are A-Changin"...

                    And what, pray tell, is an eyepod? It sounds like part of a squid's anatomy, certainly not anything you could download music to.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Window-Lickky
                      Unsaved Trash, aka Shallow-brain
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 42

                      #190
                      Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                      This is some music I listen to that LBC would ban for Teens.



                      1. Demon Hunter (Actually a Christian Band singing of Jesus's praise.)
                      2. Paramore
                      3. Bullet For My Valentine
                      4. Job For A Cowboy
                      5. Shinedown
                      6. Godsmack
                      7. Linkin Park
                      8. Skillet (Another Christian Band)
                      9. Flyleaf (Christian baaaaaaaaaaaaaand)
                      10. Three Days Grace
                      11. Three Doors Down
                      12. Green Day
                      13. The Used
                      14. Taking Back Sunday
                      15. Big & Rich
                      16. Billy Joel
                      17. Bon Jovi
                      18. AC/DC
                      19. The All-American Rejects
                      20. Atreyu
                      21. Apocalyptica
                      22. The Rasmus
                      23. Avenged Sevenfold
                      24. Black Sabbath
                      25. Ozzy Osbourne
                      26. Cartel
                      27. Our Lady Peace
                      28. Gorillaz
                      29. Buckcherry
                      30. Breaking Benjamin
                      31. Disturbed
                      32. Static X
                      33. Slipknot
                      34. Korn
                      35. Earth, Wind & Fire
                      36. Foreigner
                      37. Fort Minor
                      38. Franz Ferdinand
                      39. Nine Inch Nails
                      40. Fuel
                      41. Gackt
                      42. Gary Jules
                      43. Gazette
                      44. Jethro Tull
                      45. Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
                      46. Journey
                      47. Led Zeppelin
                      48. The Clash
                      49. The Sex Pistols
                      50. Marty Casey
                      51. The Lovehammers
                      52. My Chemical Romance
                      53. Men Without Hats
                      54. Papa Roach
                      55. Pink Floyd
                      56. Plain White T's
                      57. Poison
                      58. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
                      59. The Raconteurs
                      60. REO Speedwagon
                      61. Stevie Nicks
                      62. Stone Temple Pilots
                      63. Finger Eleven
                      64. Stone Sour
                      65. Styx
                      66. System of a Down
                      67. Tokyo Rose
                      68. Weird Al Yankovich
                      69. White Snake
                      70. Guns & Roses
                      71. Utada Hikaru
                      72. Thrice
                      73. Trace Adkins
                      74. ZZ Top
                      75. Yellowcard
                      76. Wild Cherry
                      78. 10,000 Maniacs
                      79. Weezer
                      80. 10 Years
                      81. Insane Clown Posse
                      82. Lamb of God
                      83. Adema
                      84. Aerosmith
                      85. AFI
                      86. Southbound Fearing (Christian Band)
                      87. Right Side Cast (Christian Band)
                      88. Abba
                      89. Biddu Orchestra
                      90. Demons & Wizards
                      91. Blink 182
                      92. Blue Oyster Cult
                      93. Bread
                      94. XTC
                      95. Charlie Daniel's Band
                      96. Jimmy Hendrix Experience
                      97. Lupe Fiasco
                      98. Coheed and Cambria
                      99. Cowboy Troy
                      100. Evanescence
                      101. Fall Out Boy




                      That's only a small portion of the bands I listen to.
                      I like tacos.
                      105!

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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831

                        #191
                        Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Oh don't worry harlot. All True Christians™ will hear you roar, wail, scream and thrash as satan tortures you for all eternity. You'll give Jesus a good laugh, thats a promise.

                        Better repent now!
                        Wow, I didn't know Jesus was a sadist

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                        • Unsaved and Loving It
                          Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 308

                          #192
                          Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                          Originally posted by Joo View Post
                          Wow, I didn't know Jesus was a sadist
                          And people say his persecutors were sick? Tsk tsk tsk tsk...
                          Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #193
                            Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                            Originally posted by Joo View Post
                            Wow, I didn't know Jesus was a sadist

                            And you STILL don't know that. How is it sadism when sinners wantonly reject their chance at redemption? You hellbound unsaved scum do it to yourselves! Just like the mudslime scum brought the War on Islam on themselves.

                            Originally posted by Unsaved and Loving It View Post
                            And people say his persecutors were sick? Tsk tsk tsk tsk...
                            No, His persecutors are hellbound scum, just like you are, retard. Your persecutions actually BLESS us and CURSE you. Isn't that a nice neat system Jesus has?

                            Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                            5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                            5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #194
                              Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                              Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
                              This is some music I listen to that LBC would ban for Teens.




                              1. Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
                              2. Squirrel Nut Zippers
                              3. Adrian Belew
                              4. They Might Be Giants
                              5. Edith Paif
                              6. Red Hot Chili Peppers
                              7. Tori Amos
                              8. MC5
                              9. Golden Earring
                              10. Ladysmith Black Mambazo
                              11. Afro Celt Sound System
                              12. Mickey Hart
                              13. Portishead
                              14. Burning Spear
                              15. Phillip Glass
                              16. Billy Joel
                              17. Bon Jovi
                              18. AC/DC
                              19. Brian Eno
                              20. Humble Pie
                              21. Mother's Finest
                              22. Coyote Run
                              23. Spiral Rhythm
                              24. Black Sabbath
                              25. Ozzy Osbourne
                              26. Django Reinhardt
                              27. John Coltrane
                              28. Prince
                              29. Janis Joplin
                              30. Velvet Undergorund
                              31. Joan Baez
                              32. Long John Baldry
                              33. Charles Mingus
                              34. Thelonius Monk
                              35. Earth, Wind & Fire
                              36. John Mayall
                              37. JJ Cale
                              38. James McMurtry
                              39. Mott the Hoople
                              40. Fuel
                              41. Pet Shop Boys
                              42. John Prine
                              43. Beck
                              44. Jethro Tull
                              45. Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
                              46. Journey
                              47. Led Zeppelin
                              48. The Clash
                              49. The Sex Pistols
                              50. Saffire - the Uppity Blues Women
                              51. Jeff Buckley
                              52. Nina Simone
                              53. Men Without Hats
                              54. Papa Roach
                              55. Pink Floyd
                              56. Steel Pulse
                              57. Ten Years After
                              58. U2
                              59. Peter Tosh
                              60. Traffic
                              61. Stevie Nicks
                              62. Wilco
                              63. Uncle Tupelo
                              64. UB40
                              65. Bob Marley
                              66. Elton John
                              67. Black Uhuru
                              68. Weird Al Yankovich
                              69. White Snake
                              70. Yes
                              71. Edgar Winter
                              72. Blues Traveler
                              73. Michelle Shocked
                              74. ZZ Top
                              75. Warren Zevon
                              76. Neil Young
                              77. Vanilla Fudge
                              78. 10,000 Maniacs
                              79. Weezer
                              80. Alice Cooper
                              81. Buena Vista Social Club
                              82. Paul Butterfield
                              83. Canned Heat
                              84. Aerosmith
                              85. Leonard Cohen
                              86. The Chenical Brothers
                              87. Collective Soul
                              88. Cream
                              89. Black Crows
                              90. Depeche Mode
                              91. Dixie Chicks
                              92. Blue Oyster Cult
                              93. Little Village
                              94. Allman Brothers
                              95. Charlie Daniel's Band
                              96. Jimmy Hendrix Experience
                              97. Doors
                              98. The The
                              99. Dire Straits
                              100. Elvis Costello




                              That's only a small portion of the bands I listen to.
                              I like some of your bands - I've edited your list to add some of my faves that they probably would also not approve of. As you can see, my taste is rather eclectic.
                              And that's only a small fraction of my music collection.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #195
                                Re: BANNED MUSIC for Teens - List it Here

                                Originally posted by Window-Lickky View Post
                                This is some music I listen to that LBC would ban for Teens.

                                That's only a small portion of the bands I listen to.
                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                I like some of your bands - I've edited your list to add some of my faves that they probably would also not approve of. As you can see, my taste is rather eclectic.
                                And that's only a small fraction of my music collection.
                                Was there any point whatsoever to either of your posts, or were they both just to show off how much awful tuneless crap the pair of you two listen to? I mean, it's hard to imagine how anything could be more boring than a thread where people just drone on endlessly about the music they like listening to. We might as well start a thread for people to yammer on about all the beer they drink while we're at it.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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