Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!
I tend to consider ALL music not included in the songbook at the church "death metal" because:
1. CD's have metal on them
2. cassettes rely on magnetism, which has something to do with metal
3. ipod touch thingys are most likely made out of metal
4. music you don't sing at church leads to eternal death
Hence all music is death+metal like that lead zeppelin guy.
And judas priest. Don't let his name fool you!
Even if he was a real priest we all know his overly used homosexual butt is going straight to hell along with Kurt Kobain and Bob dylan.
But this dubstep stuff is bad too. All kids do is run around drugged out of their minds jumping up and down to fart noises. I'm sure that is one way satan talks to people and convinces them to fornicate, take part in sodomy and do more drugs so that they can't understand the Truth Of The Lord when they hear it.
I tend to consider ALL music not included in the songbook at the church "death metal" because:
1. CD's have metal on them
2. cassettes rely on magnetism, which has something to do with metal
3. ipod touch thingys are most likely made out of metal
4. music you don't sing at church leads to eternal death
Hence all music is death+metal like that lead zeppelin guy.
And judas priest. Don't let his name fool you!
Even if he was a real priest we all know his overly used homosexual butt is going straight to hell along with Kurt Kobain and Bob dylan.
But this dubstep stuff is bad too. All kids do is run around drugged out of their minds jumping up and down to fart noises. I'm sure that is one way satan talks to people and convinces them to fornicate, take part in sodomy and do more drugs so that they can't understand the Truth Of The Lord when they hear it.

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