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  • Brother-Jon
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 29

    #331
    Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

    I tend to consider ALL music not included in the songbook at the church "death metal" because:
    1. CD's have metal on them
    2. cassettes rely on magnetism, which has something to do with metal
    3. ipod touch thingys are most likely made out of metal
    4. music you don't sing at church leads to eternal death
    Hence all music is death+metal like that lead zeppelin guy.
    And judas priest. Don't let his name fool you!
    Even if he was a real priest we all know his overly used homosexual butt is going straight to hell along with Kurt Kobain and Bob dylan.

    But this dubstep stuff is bad too. All kids do is run around drugged out of their minds jumping up and down to fart noises. I'm sure that is one way satan talks to people and convinces them to fornicate, take part in sodomy and do more drugs so that they can't understand the Truth Of The Lord when they hear it.
    My name is Jon, not John.
    There is no 'H' in my name because HELL BEGINS WITH THE LETTER H!

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    • Philly Spunk
      Unsaved trash, sodomite
      • May 2013
      • 11

      #332
      Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      You mean the Nazi airplanes?
      No Sir, The Irish band. I read their singer Bono is a Born Again after leaving the catholic church.

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      • ToysInTheAttic
        Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
        • Jun 2013
        • 8

        #333
        Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

        Originally posted by GodBlessUs View Post
        Pink Floyd. Satanic, drug-taking psychedelics.
        What the hell are you talking about? Pink Floyd is the greatest rock band of all time.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #334
          Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

          Originally posted by ToysInTheAttic View Post
          What the hell are you talking about? Pink Floyd is the greatest rock band of all time.
          No friend, they promote the Homersexual deathstyle.
          Everyone knows the code rainbows are used for. It is a 'come hither' bat signal for fudge packers.
          I have always felt 'Dark side of the Mon was so obvious as to be overlooked by the government. I mean, what group of queers in their right mind would publicize their intentions?
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          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Des
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2013
            • 2718

            #335
            Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            No friend, they promote the Homersexual deathstyle.
            Everyone knows the code rainbows are used for. It is a 'come hither' bat signal for fudge packers.
            I have always felt 'Dark side of the Mon was so obvious as to be overlooked by the government. I mean, what group of queers in their right mind would publicize their intentions?
            Having PINK in their name should be a dead giveaway to any True Christian. They are all but but announcing "Hey God! We're sausage smuggling commie atheists and we're telling the youth of the world to have out of wedlock anal to oral sex after doing acid because we hate You!"
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • ToysInTheAttic
              Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
              • Jun 2013
              • 8

              #336
              Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              No friend, they promote the Homersexual deathstyle.
              Everyone knows the code rainbows are used for. It is a 'come hither' bat signal for fudge packers.
              I have always felt 'Dark side of the Mon was so obvious as to be overlooked by the government. I mean, what group of queers in their right mind would publicize their intentions?
              It's a prism.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #337
                Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                Originally posted by ToysInTheAttic View Post
                It's a prism.
                The prism is Satan's pyramid, taking the Pure Light of God and twisting it into foul distortions. The symbolism is obvious.

                Acts 13:10 And said, O full of all subtilty and all mischief, thou child of the devil, thou enemy of all righteousness, wilt thou not cease to pervert the right ways of the Lord?

                2 Corinthians 2:11 Lest Satan should get an advantage of us: for we are not ignorant of his devices.


                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Philly Spunk
                  Unsaved trash, sodomite
                  • May 2013
                  • 11

                  #338
                  Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                  God Bless America, God Bless the christian people of the planet, and condemn others to hell. Thanks for helping me see the light o jesus savior.

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                  • Des
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 2718

                    #339
                    Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                    Originally posted by Philly Spunk View Post
                    God Bless America, God Bless the christian people of the planet, and condemn others to hell. Thanks for helping me see the light o jesus savior.
                    You waxed redundant after the first comma. The Christian people of the planet are Americans with precious few exceptions.

                    Glory onto Him!
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • Philly Spunk
                      Unsaved trash, sodomite
                      • May 2013
                      • 11

                      #340
                      Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                      Originally posted by Des View Post
                      You waxed redundant after the first comma. The Christian people of the planet are Americans with precious few exceptions.

                      Glory onto Him!
                      Forgive my Spelling of the Lord Christ's Name. How foolish of me.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #341
                        Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                        Originally posted by Philly Spunk View Post
                        Forgive my Spelling of the Lord Christ's Name. How foolish of me.
                        You may want to capitalise Jesus' name, too. What with it being a common noun and all.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Shriekislove
                          Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo Pervert
                          • Jun 2013
                          • 9

                          #342
                          Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                          I think you should not list just bands. Simply condemn: Blues, Metal, Rock, Hip-Hop, all electronic music. Well i would guess everything except christian music?

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                          • Paragon of virtue
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2013
                            • 547

                            #343
                            Re: Evil Atheist Music To Avoid!

                            This is just awful...pray for our nation.

                            NSFW

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