[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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I happen to love music. I like Queen, Letters to Cleo, The Wallflowers, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Gratefull Dead, and all these other great bands.

[OnYourKnees]

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I happen to love music. I like Queen, Letters to Cleo, The Wallflowers, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Gratefull Dead, and all these other great bands.

Tell me, how much of that music gives God the glory?

If it doesn't, it is of Satan!

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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Tell me, how much of that music gives God the glory?

If it doesn't, it is of Satan!

But, the lead singer of Letters to Cleo has a voice of a angel. She writes pretty songs, too.

[Lord Lucifer]

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But, the lead singer of Letters to Cleo has a voice of a angel. She writes pretty songs, too.

Has the voice of a angel? Do you really think that makes the music better? Its about rather it is satanic or not, not about the voice!

[Brother Temperance]

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I happen to love music. I like Queen,

Gay. Gay and Zoroastarian and did I mention gay?

Letters to Cleo, The Wallflowers, The Smashing Pumpkins,

All heinously unGodly, especially the latter blasphemers.

The Gratefull Dead.

Despicable hippies. If Jesus wanted us to take LSD, He would have told His Servant GWB to make it legal.

[Lord Lucifer]

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Jesus doesnt like hippies, and he especially hates drugs. You are supposed to take care of the body you are given, and by taking that poison you are ruining it! And not just that, you are also harming others with it!

[kikirnw]

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So um...how do you guys feel about hinder or three days grace?

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

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BibleBurningBlonde: Would you sell your own sons? You're sick!Even I know that's unchristhrall!

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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Has the voice of a angel? Do you really think that makes the music better? Its about rather it is satanic or not, not about the voice!

Well, I like her voice. She sings very lovely.

[Lord Lucifer]

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So um...how do you guys feel about hinder or three days grace?

Three days grace is nice.. the other one i dont know.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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The only Three Days Grace you need to worry about is the Three Days that the Good Lord Jesus spent in Hell to save your sorry heinie. What blasphemy that these emo-tards would have the audacity to sit around and try to compete with the Saviour of Mankind in selling products! I ask you this: what is the best-selling product of all time? The Holy Bible, my friends, the Holy Bible. End of story.

[Brother Temperance]

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BibleBurningBlonde: Would you sell your own sons? You're sick!Even I know that's unchristhrall!

No, of course she wouldn't sell her own sons: she's a Christian, and so capable of taking proper care of them. It's only the unsaved that need to sell their kids.

Well, I like her voice. She sings very lovely.

I know people that would say the same about Diamanta Galas.

[Lord Lucifer]

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The only Three Days Grace you need to worry about is the Three Days that the Good Lord Jesus spent in Hell to save your sorry heinie. What blasphemy that these emo-tards would have the audacity to sit around and try to compete with the Saviour of Mankind in selling products! I ask you this: what is the best-selling product of all time? The Holy Bible, my friends, the Holy Bible. End of story.

It deffinately is, man, what a bestseller. Would it be wrong to create a audio-version of it?

[kikirnw]

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Three days grace is nice.. the other one i dont know.

Hinder sung Lips of an Angel and Better than me. Very good songs.

[Brother Temperance]

The Ungovernable Farce

Hinder sung Lips of an Angel and Better than me. Very good songs.

Yes, I can see why you'd empathise with songs about being inferior.

Now, where we? Oh yes, banned music for teens.
Today's banned artists:
Combichrist: The very name is unspeakably blasphemous and Catholic. The Pope might like to "combi[ne]Christ" with pagan Babylonian and Dagonist rituals, but that doesn't make it an acceptable way for decent people to behave. In addition, he has a mohawk, which is notorious for being one of the faggotiest hairstyles in existence. The lyrical content is equally despicable, with the song "God Bless" simply consisting of the words "God Bless" and a recitation of the names of various serial killers. While "God Bless David Berkowitz" is a completely reasonable and understandable statement, many of the other serial killers mentioned in this song are not Forgiven, and so there is no reason to ask God to bless them. The musical backdrop to all this is a relentless assault of churning repetitive beats - it is difficult to imagine how anyone other than a Polack who was cooked and bombed on vodka and disco biscuits could find this stuff even remotely tolerable.

The Ramones: A Christian parent having their ear caught by a snappy tune which sounds like it's expressing the perfectly acceptable statement "I don't want to walk around with Jews" might be forgiven for assuming that the musicians behind such a tune would be perfectly fine listening for their young ones, but beware! Known primarily for making girly long hair trendy, the Ramones also pioneered the art of pushing songs down to 1 or 2 minutes, thus ruining a generation's attention span and producing a veritable army of youth unable to concentrate long enough to memorise even a single chapter of 1 Kings. Their lifestyle no doubt does much to explain this lack of an attention span: songs such as "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue" and "Carbona Not Glue" promote the joys of abusing household products for cheap thrills, while "Rice Eater Man" encourages listeners to live off a diet of rice, noodles and bourbon biscuits rather than settling down with a nice Christian girl who can cook them steaks and other such Godly things, and "53rd & 3rd" is about performing oral fornication on elderly Democratic politicians for money. These lyrics were no mere shock tactics: a quick glance at their notoriously torn jeans demonstrate that these were men who spent a lot of time on their knees, and their sparse record of Church attendance would seem to indicate that they weren't praising Jesus!

Conflict: Even by the standards of really really bad things, there is no doubting that this lot are bad. Fortunately, a combination of their hellishly unlistenable music and incomprehensible British accents have thus far prevented any Americans from listening to them long enough to work out what these lunatics were shouting about, which is just as well, for if the full nature of these Godless punks' subversive troublemaking ever became widely known in America, Britain would instantly become a target in the War on Terror, and the Godly USAF would reduce the entire city I'm living in to a pile of smoking rubble. I hardly need bother adding this lot to the list of banned music, since hearing 30 seconds of it ought to put anyone off secular "music" for life; it is against the law to reproduce some of the more obviously terroristic lyrics of these vegan nutcases, and they have been subject to heavy legal harrassment, in a way that Jesus surely approves of:


In fact, these maniacs can almost be regarded as providing a useful service: if they carry on at this rate, we'll have all the freedom-hating rock music fans banged up behind bars in no time!