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  • Facepalming_Brother
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2011
    • 10

    #1546
    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    What is this? I don't even...
    Obviously there are 100+ pages of comments on the original post and the conversation may have deviated a bit, but I'll comment on the original post directly.
    OP, are you so demented and bored that you had to go do this? If you want to bash, go bash Sims, Grand Theft Auto, Rapelay, Second Life, Bone Town, Doom, Tomb Raider, (the list goes on) or any other video game with actual pornographic or blatantly violent content.

    1: Genetic Manipulation.
    Your entire argument made no sense whatsoever. I see an animation style, not species alterations. There is one creature that is a pig zombie...ok, are we not allowed to have some imagination? How is making a slightly altered version of reality defying the Lord? His actual creation isn't adulterated, and if a child is capable of being deceived that this blocky appearance (for the sake of a game that doesn't make your computer hate you forever, mind you) is normal, than that child spends way too much time in video games and is in deep trouble anyway.

    2: Sex slave or "griefing."
    Nearly any multiplayer game or forum can be a playground for child predators. Though this point of your's is true, it's pointless as this can happen in almost any internet interaction and real life. Furthermore, if a child so young as to fall fir such a trap is playing a multiplayer online game without parental supervision, we have another parenting issue.
    Yeah I agree that the exploding monster called a Creeper does look like a penis, but so does many other things. Mushrooms, stone formations, umm....oh, how about the actual thing that every boy owns between his legs and can look at any time he wants?
    The porn picture of a creeper that a child drew; where did you find this?
    For one, people (pardon my French) make up all sorts of bull**** like this on the internet and say it has some sort of scandalous origin just to get view counts. Now say a youngster actually did draw this. Once again, if the child know that much about sexuality to draw such a picture, that child's already deep in darkness and needs more parental supervision.

    3: Economy.
    Ok, now I know you're just trolling. Was this supposed to be funny? May God have mercy on you for making an ordeal such as this for a sick joke and even using Scripture to make your joke look legit.
    First off, how does that picture look like he's masturbating? Was that the caption that already came with this picture? Cranky, people do this with everything...
    As for your actual argument...EPIC FACEPALM. I'm so baffled that I can't even begin to start saying how wrong this is...

    Glancing over your other posts, I can see that you are some twisted troll.
    You are a woman hater, a promoter of incest, and have WAY too much free time. My guess is that you're a bored kid no older than 25 who finds pleasure in elaborate jokes that make a mockery of the Lord and his Word.

    One last time... -facepalm-
    You have yet to be banned...why?

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #1547
      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

      Originally posted by Facepalming_Brother View Post
      *** blah blah blah I can see that you are some twisted troll. blah blah blah ***
      Young lady, did you just call a True Christian™ a troll?



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Two-Dollar Bill
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 532

        #1548
        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

        Originally posted by Facepalming_Brother View Post
        What is this?....look like he's masturbating? ...EPIC FACEPALM. I'm so baffled that I can't even...-facepalm-...yet to be banned...why?
        Please try not to use so much filthy language. There are junior members (and ladies) who may need not be privy to your pornographic terminology on our forum.
        Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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        • Facepalming_Brother
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2011
          • 10

          #1549
          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

          There seems to be no way to edit one's post, so I shall have to commit the forum sin of multi-posting...

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Of course I do you idiot, I am a True Christian™. It's Matthew 12:31.

          Unlike you, we never overlook things which are in the Holy Bible.
          Sure...you overlooked Matthew 5:22.

          Also, what the heck is with this forum in general? "Unsaved Trash" is a forum rank? How is love shown in that? Additionally, why did I have to type "piss" to finish registering for my account? I'm beginning to regret that I even bothered looking here at all.

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          • Facepalming_Brother
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2011
            • 10

            #1550
            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Young lady, did you just call a True Christian™ a troll?



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
            Yes I did. You mad, bro?
            Did you just insult me by addressing me as the incorrect gender? Yes you did. I congratulate you on failing at sharing Christ's love.

            Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
            Please try not to use so much filthy language. There are junior members (and ladies) who may need not be privy to your pornographic terminology on our forum.
            OP used it himself, thank you very much. I'm simply quoting his quote, minus the actual quote format.


            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:


            Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:


            A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:

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            • Two-Dollar Bill
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 532

              #1551
              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

              Originally posted by Facepalming_Brother View Post
              OP used it himself, thank you very much. I'm simply quoting his quote, minus the actual quote format.
              I was referring to whatever this homosexual "facepalming" thing is.
              Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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              • Facepalming_Brother
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2011
                • 10

                #1552
                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                *sigh* I'm in an entire forum of "Christian" trolls. This is the worst sort of forum I've ever been in. Take care all and may the True God (because you obviously aren't talking about the one and only Lord I serve) have mercy on you for this huge work of blasphemy.

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                • Facepalming_Brother
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • May 2011
                  • 10

                  #1553
                  Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                  Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                  I was referring to whatever this homosexual "facepalming" thing is.
                  You claim you don't even know what it is, yet you assume it's homosexual?
                  Fail troll is fail.

                  Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                  Please try not to use so much filthy language. There are junior members (and ladies) who may need not be privy to your pornographic terminology on our forum.
                  Enough said.

                  You know what, I take back my previous post. I'll stick around and show you panzies a thing or two (not that I'd get anywhere, but I could use a few lolz)

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                  • Two-Dollar Bill
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 532

                    #1554
                    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                    Originally posted by Facepalming_Brother View Post
                    You claim you don't even know what it is, yet you assume it's homosexual?
                    Fail troll is fail.


                    Enough said.

                    You know what, I take back my previous post. I'll stick around and show you panzies a thing or two (not that I'd get anywhere, but I could use a few lolz)
                    Could you please indulge us with an introduction in the Inroduction Forum. Facepalming is certainly a homosexual thing. I only know about it because someone said it to me once, and when I asked them what it meant they said "Fag".
                    Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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                    • Facepalming_Brother
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2011
                      • 10

                      #1555
                      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                      Originally posted by Two-Dollar Bill View Post
                      Could you please indulge us with an introduction in the Inroduction Forum. Facepalming is certainly a homosexual thing. I only know about it because someone said it to me once, and when I asked them what it meant they said "Fag".

                      They facepalmed because they considered you a fag. Facepalming is smacking yourself straight in the face because you just saw/read/heard something incredibly ridiculous.

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                      • Alphonse Alban
                        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                         
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 5724

                        #1556
                        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                        Originally posted by Facepalming_Brother View Post
                        I'll stick around and show you panzies a thing or two
                        Sure. Too bad that you lost all credibility on tough after using "facepalm", "you mad, bro" and "lolz".

                        That nerd talk kinda gave you away.

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                        • Facepalming_Brother
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2011
                          • 10

                          #1557
                          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                          If you don't believe me, see for yourself http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facepalm

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #1558
                            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                            Originally posted by Facepalming_Brother View Post
                            If you don't believe me, see for yourself *pro gay lifestyle link removed*
                            You really think we click on some gayporn links from unsaved trash here?

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                            • Facepalming_Brother
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2011
                              • 10

                              #1559
                              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              You really think we click on some gayporn links from unsaved trash here?
                              I knew one of you was going to do that. Fine, you call can burn in Hell for all I care. You're the worst excuses for human garbage I've ever seen in my life. And I though real forum trolls were bad. One last time, may God have mercy on your souls.

                              -returns to the light, never to return to the darkness down here-

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                              • Facepalming_Brother
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • May 2011
                                • 10

                                #1560
                                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                                Originally posted by Facepalming_Brother View Post
                                I knew one of you was going to do that. Fine, you call can burn in Hell for all I care. You're the worst excuses for human garbage I've ever seen in my life. And I though real forum trolls were bad. One last time, may God have mercy on your souls.

                                -returns to the light, never to return to the darkness down here-
                                *you all

                                Encyclopaedia Dramatica needs to have an article on you...

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