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  • #3661
    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    You think raping children is a "game"? What is wrong with you?

    And what is a Copper Watermelon anyway? Some profane hippie jam band?
    Have you even played the game? And this is a game for crying out loud! Your stupidity is making me sick and there is no way your comment should ever be thought of as rational!

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    • #3662
      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

      Originally posted by GayAssBaptist View Post
      Have you even played the game? And this is a game for crying out loud! Your stupidity is making me sick and there is no way your comment should ever be thought of as rational!
      Of course I've never played the "game". I'm not a rapist. Have you?

      Look, just because you invent a point system and give away prizes doesn't make it okay to lure children into the back of a van and rape them.

      I'm honestly growing disgusted with your constant defensiveness about pedophilia. I'm starting to think you're a master minecrafter. Would it be possible for you to just admit that you're wrong, and that you always knew it was wrong? I mean, what you're doing to those children's minds by forcing yourself on them with minecraft is just unthinkably sad. Many of them would have been normal family men. Now they will just be fairies like you.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • #3663
        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        Your guys' arguments make my piffleing head hurt. It's a game for God's sake! You baptists have the faith mixed up. You follow the Bible 100%, and misconstrue its message. You take shit out of context, and follow it as if a gun was being held to your heads. You also only follow one version of the Bible. The KJV, I'll have you know, is NOT the most accurate translation. But that's beside the point.

        This AWESOME GAME KNOWN AS MINECRAFT is just that! A GAME! It's not a representation of anarchy or atheism or any other bullshit like that. It is a sandbox, a never ending game based on the principles of being CREATIVE! Of being self-sufficient. It was created by Notch, and INDIE GAME DEVELOPER! He's WHITE you piffleing mormons! Being an indie developer means he's independent. NOT because he is from INDIA! It's has absolutely NOTHING to do with India. I am a Catholic, and follow the Bible and go to mass and do all of that. I love Jesus as he loves me. But this discussion has to END! The fact that you're all so DAMN paranoid about every little thing being Satanic or wrong or evil is what makes you idiots and is why people view US as CHRISTIANS to be mormons. You never see Eastern Orthodox Christians in the news. Or Roman Catholics in the news. Who do you see? BAPTISTS! Baptists who protest MILITARY FUNERALS! THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR OUR FREEDOM!

        GET SOME COMMON SENSE, READ MORE VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE, AND END THIS POINTLESS AND STUPID DISCUSSION ABOUT A BRILLIANT GAME!!!!
        1 Corinthians 11:3
        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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        • #3664
          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          Originally posted by SavedMan View Post
          Your guys' arguments make my piffleing head hurt. It's a game for God's sake! You baptists have the faith mixed up. You follow the Bible 100%, and misconstrue its message. You take shit out of context, and follow it as if a gun was being held to your heads. You also only follow one version of the Bible. The KJV, I'll have you know, is NOT the most accurate translation. But that's beside the point.

          This AWESOME GAME KNOWN AS MINECRAFT is just that! A GAME! It's not a representation of anarchy or atheism or any other bullshit like that. It is a sandbox, a never ending game based on the principles of being CREATIVE! Of being self-sufficient. It was created by Notch, and INDIE GAME DEVELOPER! He's WHITE you piffleing mormons! Being an indie developer means he's independent. NOT because he is from INDIA! It's has absolutely NOTHING to do with India. I am a Catholic, and follow the Bible and go to mass and do all of that. I love Jesus as he loves me. But this discussion has to END! The fact that you're all so DAMN paranoid about every little thing being Satanic or wrong or evil is what makes you idiots and is why people view US as CHRISTIANS to be mormons. You never see Eastern Orthodox Christians in the news. Or Roman Catholics in the news. Who do you see? BAPTISTS! Baptists who protest MILITARY FUNERALS! THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR OUR FREEDOM!

          GET SOME COMMON SENSE, READ MORE VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE, AND END THIS POINTLESS AND STUPID DISCUSSION ABOUT A BRILLIANT GAME!!!!
          You appear to be terribly angry friend. That is what Catholicism does to you. It eats you up from inside; this constant feeling of something being wrong in your belief. But not to worry. You’ve come to the right place. If you which, we can help you to salvation. But it’s going to take a lot of hard work from your side so don’t waste anymore time. Pick up the only book you ever going to need, KJV 1611, and read. Prioritize nothing else.
          Stop whining
          (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
          (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
          (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
          (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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          • #3665
            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            Originally posted by SavedMan View Post
            READ MORE VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE
            Why? KJV is the perfect word of God and we use it only in context. Still, what differenxe does it make to you. Main point is same even in false-bibles. Everyone who does not follow Jesus will end up in hell.

            Mark 16:16

            American Standard Version (ASV)

            16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that disbelieveth shall be condemned.

            Mark 16:16

            New American Standard Bible (NAS )

            16 He who has believed and has been baptized shall be saved; but he who has disbelieved shall be condemned.

            Mark 16:16

            Contemporary English Version (CEV)

            16 Anyone who believes me and is baptized will be saved. But anyone who refuses to believe me will be condemned.

            Mark 16:16

            Good News Translation (GNT)

            16 Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved; whoever does not believe will be condemned.

            Mark 16:16

            New International Version (NIV)

            16 Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.

            Mark 16:16

            King James Version (KJV)

            16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

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            • #3666
              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              Originally posted by SavedMan View Post
              Your guys' arguments make my piffleing head hurt. It's a game for God's sake! You baptists have the faith mixed up. You follow the Bible 100%, and misconstrue its message. You take shit out of context, and follow it as if a gun was being held to your heads. You also only follow one version of the Bible. The KJV, I'll have you know, is NOT the most accurate translation. But that's beside the point.

              This AWESOME GAME KNOWN AS MINECRAFT is just that! A GAME! It's not a representation of anarchy or atheism or any other bullshit like that. It is a sandbox, a never ending game based on the principles of being CREATIVE! Of being self-sufficient. It was created by Notch, and INDIE GAME DEVELOPER! He's WHITE you piffleing mormons! Being an indie developer means he's independent. NOT because he is from INDIA! It's has absolutely NOTHING to do with India. I am a Catholic, and follow the Bible and go to mass and do all of that. I love Jesus as he loves me. But this discussion has to END! The fact that you're all so DAMN paranoid about every little thing being Satanic or wrong or evil is what makes you idiots and is why people view US as CHRISTIANS to be mormons. You never see Eastern Orthodox Christians in the news. Or Roman Catholics in the news. Who do you see? BAPTISTS! Baptists who protest MILITARY FUNERALS! THOSE WHO GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR OUR FREEDOM!

              GET SOME COMMON SENSE, READ MORE VERSIONS OF THE BIBLE, AND END THIS POINTLESS AND STUPID DISCUSSION ABOUT A BRILLIANT GAME!!!!
              "Notch" isn't even a real name. And besides, True Christians™ are beloved in these great United States. It is for that reason that Congress opens sessions with prayer to The LORD of Lords. It is for that reason the US Government subsidizes churches and their awesome contribution to society (like reminded people that God really does hate homosexuals, and feminists, and evolutionists, and everyone who is not a True Christian™) to the tune of some $71 Billion per year. The Government knows True Christians™ is what makes this nation great. Not bead-counting cathlics. Not commie orthodox hat-hoarders, True Christians™ like you find only at Landover Baptist Church!

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #3667
                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                "Notch" isn't even a real name. And besides, True Christians™ are beloved in these great United States. It is for that reason that Congress opens sessions with prayer to The LORD of Lords. It is for that reason the US Government subsidizes churches and their awesome contribution to society (like reminded people that God really does hate homosexuals, and feminists, and evolutionists, and everyone who is not a True Christian™) to the tune of some $71 Billion per year. The Government knows True Christians™ is what makes this nation great. Not bead-counting cathlics. Not commie orthodox hat-hoarders, True Christians™ like you find only at Landover Baptist Church!

                First off, it's CATHOLICS! Spell much? Secondly, "commie orthodox hat-hoarders"? Give me some CONCRETE proof that Orthodox Christians are Communists
                1 Corinthians 11:3
                But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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                • #3668
                  Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                  Originally posted by SavedMan View Post
                  First off, it's CATHOLICS! Spell much? Secondly, "commie orthodox hat-hoarders"? Give me some CONCRETE proof that Orthodox Christians are Communists
                  Who cares what they are called since those ring-kissing catlicks are not even Christians? They are heathens.

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                  • #3669
                    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Who cares what they are called since those ring-kissing catlicks are not even Christians? They are heathens.
                    But I have sex with my dog every morning. The Bible never says that having sex with animals is wrong.

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                    • #3670
                      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                      Originally posted by Hellbound Sorcerer View Post
                      But I have sex with my dog every morning. The Bible never says that having sex with animals is wrong.
                      Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #3671
                        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                        Originally posted by Hellbound Sorcerer View Post
                        But I have sex with my dog every morning. The Bible never says that having sex with animals is wrong.
                        Exodus 22:19 "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."

                        Deuteronomy 27:21 "Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen."

                        Leviticus 18:23 "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

                        Leviticus 20:15 "And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast."

                        Leviticus 20:16 "And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                        You were saying?

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                        • #3672
                          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
                          The Bible you mention is not the true one. The true one is the one made by Saint judas. How do you know Jesus exists? Did a watermelon tell you? By the way, you are the product of evolution whether you like it or not. I will have anal sex all night. We will be giving away free Obama 2012 bumper stickers if you want some. Did you know that Obama is the real Jesus? If evolution is not true by the way, why does God say that it is true?

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                          • #3673
                            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                            Originally posted by Hellbound Sorcerer View Post
                            The Bible you mention is not the true one. The true one is the one made by Saint judas. How do you know Jesus exists? Did a watermelon tell you? By the way, you are the product of evolution whether you like it or not. I will have anal sex all night. We will be giving away free Obama 2012 bumper stickers if you want some. Did you know that Obama is the real Jesus? If evolution is not true by the way, why does God say that it is true?
                            You’re acting extremely immature; how old are you really? The only message you’re able to send is that you are retarded. Do you think you can chock us with things like that? Think again, you’re not the first, nor the last, with delusions like that. In the end of the day we will go to Heaven and you will go to hell. That’s the choices we’ve made.
                            Stop whining
                            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                            • #3674
                              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                              Originally posted by Hellbound Sorcerer View Post
                              The Bible you mention is not the true one. The true one is the one made by Saint judas. How do you know Jesus exists? Did a watermelon tell you? By the way, you are the product of evolution whether you like it or not. I will have anal sex all night. We will be giving away free Obama 2012 bumper stickers if you want some. Did you know that Obama is the real Jesus? If evolution is not true by the way, why does God say that it is true?
                              Enjoy Hell, retard.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #3675
                                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                                Originally posted by snailsnot View Post
                                Just when I think all hope is lost, along come the indie developers. I built a humble golden cross, and politely commanded the other players to bow before it.

                                Those that didn't I undermined until they fell into the lava.
                                Did anyone notice the "gay fat amputee gangbang" tab on his browser?
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