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  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    Originally posted by whattt View Post
    Tools come in many ways. Pants are a tool. They provide warmth. Pencils are tools. You write with them. Computers are tools. T3H 1NT3RN3T5 is tools. We couldn't discuss God's glory on here without it.

    Tool is a band.

    Just throwing that out there.

    Children usually stop growing at the age of 21. If a child held a hammer until then, then a tool would help them grow. By proxy.
    Just by having those things does not make you grow. To grow you need to food, which gives energy to do things and develop.

    Just by wearing pants does not feed you to grow. That is ridiculous.

    PS: I have never seen a new born baby being able to lift a hammer.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

      I will not try and make any intelligent argument here, for it will only be met by a howling riot of ignorance and poorly thought out rebuttal.

      I won't make any jokes either (though many come to mind, you guys are a hoot and a holler), because you guys are being laughed at across the internet already.

      However, I will say this:
      You are all insanely stupid. You're all also gay.
      God hates all of you and he doesn't even exist.
      That's right, you're all hated by a non-existent entity.
      You're hated by everyone in fact.
      And you lead pathetic, lonely lives in your 300 square foot homes.
      Hated.

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      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

        Originally posted by MinecraftLOL View Post
        I will not try and make any intelligent argument here
        Mission accomplished.

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        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

          Originally posted by whattt View Post
          Tools come in many ways. Pants are a tool. They provide warmth. Pencils are tools. You write with them. Computers are tools. T3H 1NT3RN3T5 is tools. We couldn't discuss God's glory on here without it.

          Tool is a band.

          Just throwing that out there.

          Children usually stop growing at the age of 21. If a child held a hammer until then, then a tool would help them grow. By proxy.
          Made me lol, bro.

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          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            Mission accomplished.
            Lol didn't I say I wasn't going to?
            Surprised you can read from some of the stuff you've said.

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            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

              People are simultaneously laughing at us and hating us at the same time? That doesn't make any sense at all.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                People are simultaneously laughing at us and hating us at the same time? That doesn't make any sense at all.
                Maybe you can't comprehend the idea of doing multiple simple tasks at once, but many others who have more than a single synapse remaining are capable of doing that.
                It's not an endearing laugh, it is a cold, jeering laugh my friend.
                It's a laugh that is derived from your infinite ignorance.
                You can't even comprehend life outside your own.
                I feel for you people. I really do.

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                • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                  People are laughing and hating us on the internet? GOOD.

                  1st John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.

                  Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

                  Job 12:4 I am as one mocked of his neighbour, who calleth upon God, and he answereth him: the just upright man is laughed to scorn.



                  We are indeed blessed by your persecution. While you may laugh at us for the couple dozen years we are alive, once you are thrown into the Lake of Fire for all of eternity, we'll be laughing you for all of eternity as well. Sounds like a good deal to me.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                    Originally posted by MinecraftLOL View Post
                    You can't even comprehend life outside your own.
                    Nor can you.

                    You and your little game-playing retard pals can't understand that Christians like us and like President Obama -- who recently has been putting great effort into displaying his Christianity for all to see, and stressing his "Christian faith" to the press -- just want you to come to Jesus and give up your lives of sin, so God will not be forced to cast you into His Lake of Fire for all eternity.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                      Matthew 7:1-3
                      1.Do not judge, or you too will be judged.
                      2.For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged,
                      and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
                      3."Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye
                      and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

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                      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                        Originally posted by Som dude from Norway View Post
                        Matthew 7:1-3
                        1.Do not judge, or you too will be judged.
                        2.For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged,
                        and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
                        3."Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye
                        and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?


                        Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                        Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                        Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                        John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                        1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
                        1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

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                        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                          I learned that God is the creator of all things. Therefor he must have created humans which in turn created Notch, who later made this game. Wouldn't you agree that indirectly, God made this game?

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                          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                            Originally posted by Som dude from Norway View Post
                            I learned that God is the creator of all things. Therefor he must have created humans which in turn created Notch, who later made this game. Wouldn't you agree that indirectly, God made this game?
                            What is your point? By that definition, God has indirectly created everything conceivable in the universe, from the salad shooter to the Rolex YachtMaster II to the Oprah Winfrey Show. What is your point?

                            Also regarding your earlier quotation of Matthew 7:1-3, you are taking it out of context. Why did you leave out verses 4 and 5 where Jesus says it is okay to judge others? Read more about it here.

                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                              What is your point? By that definition, God has indirectly created everything conceivable in the universe, from the salad shooter to the Rolex YachtMaster II to the Oprah Winfrey Show. What is your point?
                              Exactly, why would you question one of Gods creations? Isn't he and his creations perfect?

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                              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                                Originally posted by Som dude from Norway View Post
                                Exactly, why would you question one of Gods creations? Isn't he and his creations perfect?
                                No, of course not. God creates evil.

                                2 Kings 6:33 Behold, this evil is of the Lord.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I ... create evil.
                                Lamentations 3:38 Out of the mouth of the most High proceedeth not evil and good?
                                Amos 3:6 Shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

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