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  • YouGuysAreIgnorent
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jan 2011
    • 6

    #931
    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

    You do know that you going to heaven has nothing to do with how good or bad of a person you are right?! Its off weather you have excepted Jesus as your lord and savior and I have And also it does not matter when you jump on the "train" just as long as you do If it hits a inmate about to get the chair and he is true about we would see him in heaven as well

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    • YouGuysAreIgnorent
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      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2011
      • 6

      #932
      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

      But I'm done arguing we could go back and forth about this! hahaha :p so Peace man best of luck to you and god bless!

      But Cranky still needs a chill pill hahaha

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      • BluuddyChrist
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2011
        • 7

        #933
        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

        Ok, Well I will have to agree. Minecraft is the devils playground. I am sad to say that I have been tempted but I then went to church to repent for my evil sins! I can say that, after talking to God in a dream, that he doesn't care if we play. I was in shock! How can God, the father of all things, be fine with this? Really? I am still in shock! Even if God tells me its ok I don't belive. I really think who I saw was the DEVIL dressed as God! All in all, the devil is evil! RAWR ROFL ROFL ROFL!

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        • BluuddyChrist
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2011
          • 7

          #934
          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

          How dare you two fucking heathens post this filth on our good God loving forums! You all need to leave and never return lest you invoke the wrath of God!

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #935
            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

            Originally posted by Dr. Bob View Post
            I'd like to add to this, you all say that Muslims are terrible and will burn in hell. You also say that white people are the chosen ones. NEWSFLASH: Everything in the Bible takes place in the middle east, that means that Jesus himself was born there. Argue all you want, but nothing can disprove that fact.
            Dear Dr. Boob -

            I fail to see what Jesus having been born in Israel has to do with Muslims.

            You do know that Islam was created by an Arab pedophile about 600 years AFTER Jesus came, right?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Dr. Boob
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2011
              • 54

              #936
              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              Dear Dr. Boob -

              I fail to see what Jesus having been born in Israel has to do with Muslims.

              You do know that Islam was created by an Arab pedophile about 600 years AFTER Jesus came, right?
              Sorry about that, my mind slipped. What I meant to say is that you were talking about how only Americans are "saved", yet Jesus himself was born in the middle-east. As a side note, i don't appreciate the name calling sir.

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #937
                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                Originally posted by Dr. Bob View Post
                Sorry about that, my mind slipped. What I meant to say is that you were talking about how only Americans are "saved", yet Jesus himself was born in the middle-east. As a side note, i don't appreciate the name calling sir.
                Nobody here said that only Americans are saved. Jesus, being God, does not require salvation.

                I fail again to see the relevance of the location where God chose to manifest in human form.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Koran rules in hell
                  Unsaved trash, Hellbound godmocker
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 4

                  #938
                  Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                  I heard that Minecraft game is super satanic. After playing it kids would shout blasphemies. I thought that was very wrong. I myself only play Grand Theft Auto IV. I run around shooting the sinners and sending them to satan!
                  How could anyone not enjoy beating a grandma to death with a bat? Don't you just love running over people with a truck. but now that I think about it, that Minecraft game looks super fun. I might go find those magic walking penises and be their sex slave like Cranky told me to!
                  I just love Cthulu.. oops I mean god!






                  PS: SUCK MY DICK BITCHES
                  Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                  • Koran rules in hell
                    Unsaved trash, Hellbound godmocker
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 4

                    #939
                    Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                    Hey Levi, Infract me all you want. Maybe if you took your nose out of the bible and actually paid attention to the conversation you would know what's going on. But nah dawg. You's ignant. Oh by the way. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Thats in the middle east. Which means Jesus is a so contemplate that while I go play some minecraft. Really close to getting to the Nethers.
                    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                    • Koran rules in hell
                      Unsaved trash, Hellbound godmocker
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 4

                      #940
                      Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                      Oh by the way. The Nethers in Minecraft is hell. And you get there by making a portal. Its all burning and theres screaming and monsters
                      Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #941
                        Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                        Originally posted by Koran rules View Post
                        I just love Cthulu.. oops I mean god!
                        Learn to spell. Cthulhu.
                        Originally posted by Koran rules View Post
                        You's ignant. Oh by the way. Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Thats in the middle east. Which means Jesus is a
                        Dear Retard:

                        Islam was invented by MooHamHead in AD 610. Yes, over 600 years after Jesus was born.

                        Yet you say Jesus came as a Muslim? If you want to see "ignant", I suggest you obtain a mirror and gaze into it.

                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Koran rules in hell
                          Unsaved trash, Hellbound godmocker
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 4

                          #942
                          Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                          Cthulhu has also been spelled as Tulu, Clulu, Clooloo, Cthulu, Cthullu, C'thulhu, Cighulu, Cathulu, C'thlu, Kathulu, Kutulu, Kthulhu, Q’thulu, K'tulu, Kthulhut, Kulhu, Kutunluu, Ktulu, Cuitiliú, Thu Thu. There are many ways to spell his name. He is a Mythos. I won't say untruthful things about your god if you don't say untruthful things about my favorite Mythical deity.

                          Also you spelt Muhammad wrong you racist bigot.

                          PS: I may not be Christian. But I'll be damned glad to see you all in hell. My friends don't call me psychotic for nothing
                          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #943
                            Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                            Originally posted by Koran rules in hell View Post
                            There are many ways to spell his name.
                            Originally posted by Koran rules in hell View Post
                            Also you spelt Muhammad wrong you racist bigot.
                            Uhm, so aren't you a "racist bigot" yourself then? There are multiple ways, you said so yourself.

                            Originally posted by Koran rules in hell View Post
                            My friends don't call me psychotic for nothing
                            Similarly, we don't call you a retard for nothing.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Dave Smith
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 10

                              #944
                              Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                              Minecraft should be forbidden. When my son found it, he started playing it whole days and nights.

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                              • wolfish
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 2

                                #945
                                Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                                I'd just like to say thankyou.

                                I was having a horrible day and stumbled across this post whilst searching online for some Minecraft related information. This thread and the replies contained within have extremely brightened my day.
                                The original post is hilarious to the point that I thought this was a comedic website, but now I see it is rather serious.
                                I'm not one to abuse others for their beliefs or to try and inflict my beliefs onto others, as such I would be greatly disappointed if my opinions result in me getting 'flamed' or abused in return.

                                I disagree with pretty much all of the OP, but all I want to ask if the view the OP has on art in general. For although modern hardware is able to represent a pig in a realistic, anatomically correct fashion, this game has been made as a piece of art.

                                My one other question was regarding the game allowing the user to 'create' things with ingredients and that it wasnt the 'american way'. Surely you were jesting when you said that food should be obtained via McDonalds?

                                Thanks for your time!

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