[pringleboyo]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

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if anyone is actually taking this seriously just know that the entire tf2 community is laughing at you lol

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

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if anyone is actually taking this seriously just know that the entire tf2 community is laughing at you lol

Many in the LBC community are laughing at you. Ironic, isn't it?

[tf2player666]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

LFS this friday 9:30EST.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

LFS this friday 9:30EST.

Dearling,

How nice of you to visit God's favorite forum. Your spelling skills are a bit deficient so I had to look up the new small talk that you use. I was able to decipher by using a nice Interwebs database called 'urban dictionary' that LFS means 'Little Flower School'.

Charming! You must be a well-behaved young Lady! of course, it is necessary that we examine these words against a Biblical background!

Luke 12:32
Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.

Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

Acts 19:9
But when divers were hardened, and believed not, but spake evil of that way before the multitude, he departed from them, and separated the disciples, disputing daily in the school of one Tyrannus.

It is quite possible that this Tyrannus could have been one of the last survivors of the Created Theropod Kind, but that is not important right now. What is important is the Magnificent Message of these three verses: Even You can choose Jesus by studying the Bible. Your years as a delicate flower will fade but by persevering you might one day also spread the Good Word of God! You oughtn't hesitate any more. Coming here to be educated by us is a good start!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Well aren't you an uneducated twat.. You are really the trouble here, saying that a GAME, causes murder and to protect our youth, religion does make people more dumb because they spend more time in a book about some fake stuff, and I am a nerdy person, i have gay friends, and you my lady, are one stupid uh.. I don't want to use profanity because it's "against god". And i do like tf2, it is a fun game. Have fun in your ignorance!

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Ok ok... Just tell me please.. how masturbation isn't normal, and from left to right- pyro, engineer, french spy, Russian heavy, sniper, scout, American soldier, demolitions expert, and medic, and what's wrong with homosexuals? They are also people too, but at least they aren't brainwashed idiots like you

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Many in the LBC community are laughing at you. Ironic, isn't it?

LBC- little bitching cunts, and irony is something that's unexpected, and people in some stupid beliefs society that can't handle the reality laughing at someone with sense is just completely expected. Have fun with your ignorance

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Dearling,

How nice of you to visit God's favorite forum. Your spelling skills are a bit deficient so I had to look up the new small talk that you use. I was able to decipher by using a nice Interwebs database called 'urban dictionary' that LFS means 'Little Flower School'.

Charming! You must be a well-behaved young Lady! of course, it is necessary that we examine these words against a Biblical background!

Luke 12:32
Fear not, little flock; for it is your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom.

Isaiah 40:8
The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

Acts 19:9
But when divers were hardened, and believed not, but spake evil of that way before the multitude, he departed from them, and separated the disciples, disputing daily in the school of one Tyrannus.

It is quite possible that this Tyrannus could have been one of the last survivors of the Created Theropod Kind, but that is not important right now. What is important is the Magnificent Message of these three verses: Even You can choose Jesus by studying the Bible. Your years as a delicate flower will fade but by persevering you might one day also spread the Good Word of God! You oughtn't hesitate any more. Coming here to be educated by us is a good start!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Ok ok ok... NEVER ALLOW LIFE SUPPORT OR CPR???? I would've already been DEAD, and my grandpa would be too, if it wasn't for that stuff. How about learn some science for once or at least accept reality as it is.

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

This is simply NOT TRUE of this game. I speak from SHAMEFUL experience, but it is, in fact, about pointless killing to prove which of two brothers loves his father MORE. FURTHERMORE, there are underlying themes of COMMUNISM and COMMIE AGENDAS as well as blatantly accepting INSANITY as a common thing. For example, the Heavy is a pig from Soviet Russia in the 1960s, and the Pyro is a horrifying, barely human, psychotic, sociopathic LUNATIC who burns people for fun!!! Do we want our youth exposed to this un-Christian GARBAGE? That's not the worst of this game, however. It RELENTLESSLY mocks our powerful, capable military by portraying our troops as horribly stupid people who use SHOVELS for weapons. It stereotypes all southerners as beer-drinking, guitar playing soft-talkers who HATE all else. This game goes so far as to use an AUSSIE'S URINE AS A WEAPON!!!!! This is horrifying, and MUST be stopped!!!

Wow.. your autism needs to be stopped

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Well aren't you an uneducated twat.. You are really the trouble here, saying that a GAME, causes murder and to protect our youth, religion does make people more dumb because they spend more time in a book about some fake stuff, and I am a nerdy person, i have gay friends, and you my lady, are one stupid uh.. I don't want to use profanity because it's "against god". And i do like tf2, it is a fun game. Have fun in your ignorance!

Ok ok... Just tell me please.. how masturbation isn't normal, and from left to right- pyro, engineer, french spy, Russian heavy, sniper, scout, American soldier, demolitions expert, and medic, and what's wrong with homosexuals? They are also people too, but at least they aren't brainwashed idiots like you

LBC- little bitching cunts, and irony is something that's unexpected, and people in some stupid beliefs society that can't handle the reality laughing at someone with sense is just completely expected. Have fun with your ignorance

Ok ok ok... NEVER ALLOW LIFE SUPPORT OR CPR???? I would've already been DEAD, and my grandpa would be too, if it wasn't for that stuff. How about learn some science for once or at least accept reality as it is.

Hi my friend! How good that God and Jesus brought you to this place to start your path to salvation.
I'm sorry you are handicap by choice. But all the nerdiness can go away if you read the entire Bible. Have you? You seem so sure all the staff is fake, that I'm sure you have read it many, many times. Do it once again, but without all the prejudice and the hate you brought.


As for your granpa and you needing "life support", why are you so afraid of going to the afterlife? Is it because you are going straight to Hell? Well yes, but that can change. All God is asking is that you submit completely to Him.


See, God has created everything. But He is not like some Bank, asking you month to month to pay the mortgage. Nope. He only demands that you adore Him every moment of your life.


Psalms 150
1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.
2 Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.
3 Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp.
4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
5 Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.
6 Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.



While it does seem a little bit egotistical, claiming that all the things you have created devote every moment of their lives you gave them worshipping you, it is a little price to pay for going to Heaven for all eternity.

Have you ever wondered what happens if you defy God once you are in Heaven? I have NOT, because that is heresy, my friend.

Hope this helps you and your granpa! Next time, NO CPR, NO LIFE SUPPORT, and praise the LORD on your way to Heaven!

PS: Why don't you go to the INTRO forum, and tell us who you are, following the rules of this forum? You know, it is the polite thing to do. I would not go into your house and start claiming you are stupid, without at least introducing myself.

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

Wow.. youve actually wasted your life because you followed some cult... I can't even believe how stupid you are. What's wrong with bad words? What's wrong with blood and stuff, what's wrong with being gay? I have gay friends, I've been hunting, I've said some bad words in my life and I'm just fine. Just tell me, what's wrong with everyday life? And if anything that even resembles homosexuality, watch full metal alchemists, or initial d, (both super good animes) and tell me, what is so gay about those shows, and tell me, how is posing, in a cool way, bad? So just reply, and tell me, how is saying stuff like "I love this doctor gay"? That is like saying "I love you dad", or "I love you mom", it's not gay. So reply, and tell me all about full metal alchemists being gay, tell me all about initial d being gay. (If you would even get your face out of some book to watch some shows)

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Wow.. youve actually wasted your life because you followed some cult...

Unlike you. You are wasting your time answering to some people you don't know and don't care (and they do not care about you). You are giving an opinion that was not even asked. That is absolutely not wasting your life. All for a videogame. Beautiful.

I can't even believe how stupid you are.

You have still not introduced yourself, and your use of the quoting function is deficient, to say the least. You are showing what you are accusing, so far.

what's wrong with being gay? I have gay friends,

We have nothing personal against gays. God has. And we are True Christians. So you cannot pretend that we change our thinking just because you happen to be gay friendly.


1 Corinthians 6:9 “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,”



Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

That is like saying "I love you dad", or "I love you mom", it's not gay.

Saying that is also against God's will:
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.





How good you came to this forum! You can learn about God and His word and be saved!

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Hi my friend! How good that God and Jesus brought you to this place to start your path to salvation.
I'm sorry you are handicap by choice. But all the nerdiness can go away if you read the entire Bible. Have you? You seem so sure all the staff is fake, that I'm sure you have read it many, many times. Do it once again, but without all the prejudice and the hate you brought.


As for your granpa and you needing "life support", why are you so afraid of going to the afterlife? Is it because you are going straight to Hell? Well yes, but that can change. All God is asking is that you submit completely to Him.


See, God has created everything. But He is not like some Bank, asking you month to month to pay the mortgage. Nope. He only demands that you adore Him every moment of your life.


Psalms 150
1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise God in his sanctuary: praise him in the firmament of his power.
2 Praise him for his mighty acts: praise him according to his excellent greatness.
3 Praise him with the sound of the trumpet: praise him with the psaltery and harp.
4 Praise him with the timbrel and dance: praise him with stringed instruments and organs.
5 Praise him upon the loud cymbals: praise him upon the high sounding cymbals.
6 Let every thing that hath breath praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.



While it does seem a little bit egotistical, claiming that all the things you have created devote every moment of their lives you gave them worshipping you, it is a little price to pay for going to Heaven for all eternity.

Have you ever wondered what happens if you defy God once you are in Heaven? I have NOT, because that is heresy, my friend.

Hope this helps you and your granpa! Next time, NO CPR, NO LIFE SUPPORT, and praise the LORD on your way to Heaven!

PS: Why don't you go to the INTRO forum, and tell us who you are, following the rules of this forum? You know, it is the polite thing to do. I would not go into your house and start claiming you are stupid, without at least introducing myself.

Well, id honestly rather not follow in god again. I once have, and Its kept me from following my true dreams, I am getting better grades since I became agnostic, I have had much more time to study, and I will gladly tell you who I am. I am a white male, quite poor, and I hang around my friends alot, and watch many sci-fi movies, and talk a lot about science, games, cars, and much more. A few of my friends are bisexual, and one is homosexual, I'm straight, and I've just been following my own light. And id rather not die choking on some food or die from a bad illness before I even get into college.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Well, id honestly rather not follow in god again. I once have, and Its kept me from following my true dreams, I am getting better grades since I became agnostic, I have had much more time to study, and I will gladly tell you who I am. I am a white male, quite poor, and I hang around my friends alot, and watch many sci-fi movies, and talk a lot about science, games, cars, and much more. A few of my friends are bisexual, and one is homosexual, I'm straight, and I've just been following my own light. And id rather not die choking on some food or die from a bad illness before I even get into college.

Of course you are getting better grades. Satan lives in public schools. Get your parents to homeschool you with a good KJV Bible. Your grades won't be valid for modern society, and you'll be barely functional.


But I am sure God will be happy.

[Lolcatzt]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Unlike you. You are wasting your time answering to some people you don't know and don't care (and they do not care about you). You are giving an opinion that was not even asked. That is absolutely not wasting your life. All for a videogame. Beautiful.





You have still not introduced yourself, and your use of the quoting function is deficient, to say the least. You are showing what you are accusing, so far.





We have nothing personal against gays. God has. And we are True Christians. So you cannot pretend that we change our thinking just because you happen to be gay friendly.


1 Corinthians 6:9 “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,”



Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.








Saying that is also against God's will:
Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.





How good you came to this forum! You can learn about God and His word and be saved!

So since I've introduced myself, I have some more to say. What's wrong with being nerdy, is that like being smart, and intelligence and knowledge is apparently frowned upon, and what's the deal with hating your parents? They are the ones who made you and cared for you. And what proof do you have about god creating everything? Is that just an assumption made because people are too lazy to even research about the universe? And also did you watch at least some clips of the shows I was talking about? Because I would love to hear your opinions on the shows.