[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I would say "Nice try" on the trolling effort, but your post was a very weak tea.

If you truly wish to participate in our discussions, you need to read the Bible.

Frankly, you haven't even failed impressively, that's how weak your post really is.

Alright, i will tell my real experience, i was just doign my stuff in my house, then blah, blah, blah ...

Dear Miss Sampaio: As our beloved Sister Handmaiden has noted, we are here to discuss the precious , and to teach how salvation can be found through the wondrous of . We are not here to waste time by engaging in chit-chat about what happened in your house, or who did this, or who said that. A silly game that will take people to should be avoided — it is the study of the Word of Almighty that matters here, as we take this very, very seriously.

Acts 16:30,31:
30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
31 And they said, Believe on the , and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Kindly refrain from wasting your precious (and limited) time on worldly pleasures; and, instead, turn your attention to the — immediately. It may be true that you do not own a copy of this life-saving Book, but you can read online — for free!

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

[Davi Sampaio]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Dear Miss Sampaio: As our beloved Sister Handmaiden has noted, we are here to discuss the precious , and to teach how salvation can be found through the wondrous of . We are not here to waste time by engaging in chit-chat about what happened in your house, or who did this, or who said that. A silly game that will take people to should be avoided — it is the study of the Word of Almighty that matters here, as we take this very, very seriously.

Acts 16:30,31:
30 And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved?
31 And they said, Believe on the , and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Kindly refrain from wasting your precious (and limited) time on worldly pleasures; and, instead, turn your attention to the — immediately. It may be true that you do not own a copy of this life-saving Book, but you can read online — for free!

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

well, the problem is not mine now

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

well, the problem is not mine now

If you do not know the as your personal, one-and-only , dear Miss Sampaio, then the problem — very much — is yours!

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Please do not delay in turning to , and in asking for forgiveness for your awful sins. And, do let us know how you are getting on with your study of the blessed , Dear. We do take a great interest.

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

If you do not know the as your personal, one-and-only , dear Miss Sampaio, then the problem — very much — is yours!

Matthew 25:41 "Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:"

Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Please do not delay in turning to , and in asking for forgiveness for your awful sins. And, do let us know how you are getting on with your study of the blessed , Dear. We do take a great interest.

God bless you for your interest in this individual, Sister Isabella. I am having a bit of trouble maintaining mine.

[Davi Sampaio]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67

Super Mario games are so good that i don't see no one here talking bad about it, good job Nintendo

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Super Mario games are so good that i don't see no one here talking bad about it, good job Nintendo

Davi, are you on the drugs? God can and will Save(r) you, if you let Him. Landover has the very best program for Saving(r) sinners, Just imagine the clarity of mind once Jesus Erases(tm) all the sin.

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

God bless you for your interest in this individual, Sister Isabella. I am having a bit of trouble maintaining mine.

Oh, you are most welcome, dear Sister Handmaiden. Providence knows that it can be difficult to maintain an interest, when so many of the younger Unsaved Trash wish to remain wallowing in their sins. I'm afraid that dear Brother Hutchins may have the answer as to why Miss Davi is so rebellious:

Davi, are you on the drugs? God can and will Save® you, if you let Him. Landover has the very best program for Saving® sinners, Just imagine the clarity of mind once Jesus Erases™ all the sin.

If Miss Davi is reading this, please, Dear; do reach out to the — immediately — for salvation, and for deliverance from your sinful habits. If you choose to remain living in sin, then your eternity will be horribly sorrowful — beyond belief!

Mark 9:43-48:
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
44 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
46 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
48 Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

And, as far as being "on the drugs", as Brother Hutchins has noted so wisely, it is my prayer that Miss Davi will realize how this affects her loving mother!

[Cricketbestsport]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I actually think this woman is right. Look at the cast of characters and you can see it's the full spectrum of homosexual sub-culture.


From Left to Right: Rubber-suit S&M Fetishist, Construction Worker from the Village People, Man with a Gimp Mask, a shaved-head Bear, Cowboy from the Village People, Anorexic Emo Clubber, Soldier from the Village People, Biker from the Village People, Role-Playing Doctor that Performs Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a Gay Bar Bathroom

sorry for ruining your homophobic session but if you cared to check the lore you'll find out that in order from to right the supposedly s&m fetishist is a pryomanic and the construction worker is the engineer of the group and developed life extending machines.the man in a gimp mask is a spy and therefore wears a ski mask, the shaved head bear is a Russian escaped from a gulag.

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

sorry for ruining your homophobic session but if you cared to check the lore you'll find out that in order from to right the supposedly s&m fetishist is a pryomanic and the construction worker is the engineer of the group and developed life extending machines.the man in a gimp mask is a spy and therefore wears a ski mask, the shaved head bear is a Russian escaped from a gulag.

All of the words in this quoted post are English and yet it makes no sense in English.

[Isabella White]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

sorry for ruining your homophobic session but if you cared to check the lore you'll find out that in order from to right the supposedly s&m fetishist is a pryomanic and the construction worker is the engineer of the group and developed life extending machines.the man in a gimp mask is a spy and therefore wears a ski mask, the shaved head bear is a Russian escaped from a gulag.

Goodness! What a fascinating message you've provided for us, dear Miss Cricket. We would love to welcome you to , but that's usually done over at our friendly Introduction Forum. The link to that page is below, so please visit there as soon as possible:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

Whilst there, kindly pay attention to our simple requests, which I shall include here:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

We look forward to getting to know you — here, at .

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

All of the words in this quoted post are English and yet it makes no sense in English.

My impression is that this stranger criticized us for not fag-enabling and then went off on a tangent about crap we don't care about.

[James Hutchins]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

sorry for ruining your homophobic session but if you cared to check the lore you'll find out that in order from to right the supposedly s&m fetishist is a pryomanic and the construction worker is the engineer of the group and developed life extending machines.the man in a gimp mask is a spy and therefore wears a ski mask, the shaved head bear is a Russian escaped from a gulag.

Friend, while I certainly wish I too, could live in the fantasy land you do, I cannot. Reality is much to real.
Professionals from many walks in life have extensively analized this and many other so-called 'harmless' games and expertly concluded they are the devils work.
Satan often says 'Trust me'. Would you?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

. . . that game MAY look clever, but after you're done, you're suppose to drop into the fiery pit of hell as the computer (who is portraying satan having the character do his bidding) watches on and laugh

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
I actually think this woman is right. Look at the cast of characters and you can see it's the full spectrum of homosexual sub-culture.

Rubber-suit S&M Fetishist, Construction Worker from the Village People, Man with a Gimp Mask, a shaved-head Bear, Cowboy from the Village People, Anorexic Emo Clubber, Soldier from the Village People, Biker from the Village People, Role-Playing Doctor that Performs Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a Gay Bar Bathroom

sorry for ruining your homophobic session but if you cared to check the..lore..you'll find out that in order from to right the supposedly s&m fetishist is a pryomanic and the construction worker is the engineer of the group and developed life extending machines.the man in a gimp mask is a spy and therefore wears a ski mask, the shaved head bear is a Russian escaped from a gulag.

Normally I'd stop reading at "lore" [I've highlighted the word] but continued because of this comment:

.All of the words . . . are English and yet it makes no sense in English.

I have to agree with Handmaiden: "find out that in order from to right the supposedly s&m fetishist is a pryomanic and the construction worker is the engineer of the group and developed life extending machines" fails on so many levels it's difficult to list them all. Doable, of course, but futile.

1. I particularly liked "in order from to right the supposedly" as a construction (for writing nonsense poetry) and as an example in reading comprehension.

2. Christians already have Eternal Life. How should this be extended?

3. Are heathens really so addled as to want life support per construction workers, during brain surgery or when having an appendix removed?

4. The difference between firebugs and and co-debauchees is a moot point. Hell is the venue for that debate. Satan will be moderating. I will not be attending.

5. Nevertheless, a pictorial demonstration may help those less literate to understand.

5a ➞ At the BDSMLTZBGIQMMORPG club

“Wellll Hiii Theeeere!
“Step raight thisss waaayyyy!!”

5b ➞ At the General Society For Arsonists, Firebugs & Serial Pests

“Oo goody! Here comes a new member!!

Can you spot the difference? Yes! In example 5b the wretch has its device turned on. I doubt that anyone poking needles into themselves (or getting a co-debauchee to do it) and dribbling hot wax onto one another would object to a quick blast from its flamethrower. And let's face it, where in The Bible does God endorse the use of "devices" (I'm trying to be polite but reference has been made elsewhere to the most revolting objects) many of which obviously contravene Deuteronomy 5:8 not to mention Ezekiel 23:20 neither of which are "how to" guides, quite the reverse. That's the way God sees it and for those who follow His guidance as revealed in The Bible, that's the ONLY way to see it. Which device (I'm not going to list any and flamethrower has already been addressed) or what one does with it is completely irrelevant.

All are sin.

All are prohibited.

The outcome is explicit.

Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

[Arandomperson]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Hello, I am a TF2 player and I am not trying to criticize you or your opinion, but I just want to clear something up.

When the characters say "get behind me doctor!" They are just telling the medic to get behind them so that they can protect them, because players target medics, and the medic dose not have much health and doesn't deal much damage, and is not referring to homosexuality.

[handmaiden]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Hello, I am a TF2 player and I am not trying to criticize you or your opinion, but I just want to clear something up.

When the characters say "get behind me doctor!" They are just telling the medic to get behind them so that they can protect them, because players target medics, and the medic dose not have much health and doesn't deal much damage, and is not referring to homosexuality.

Dear Rando, thank you for visiting our forum. Please create a thread in our Introduction sub-forum so that you can tell us about yourself. And please remember that you are a guest in our church community and we know far more about the subject of sin and how to properly diagnose it and treat it than you do.