[Didymus Much]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Used christian calibration...

Wrong. Christian calibration goes from 0 to demon-infested, with nothing in between.

Hell I've been there a couple of times nice place when you rule it

How do you know Hell exists? It says so in the Bible. The Bible says that God rules in Hell (like everywhere else), not Satan. Satan will be burning and suffering there along with all those he fooled into not following God.

Dante is not Scripture.

...I am not a tool, I am a robot programed to troll maggots like you, beep boop

You think that's what's happening here?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

Do I have to bring my cheap suit with me?

All of your suits are cheap, boy. Your master satan never rewards his spawn very well. Not like Jesus.

[WickedJesture]

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Okay I play TF2 with my clan buddies from CoD, there is absolutely NOTHING "gay" "homosexual" in this game whatsoever, when Heavy, "assault/heavy gunner" says get behind me doctor it's a phrase of protecting his team mate from getting his ass stomped by the enemy team. Not to mention the doctors ability gives his team mates a temp invincibility buff and increased damage to dominate his opponents.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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it's a phrase of protecting his team mate from getting his ass stomped by the enemy team.

Only to get his "ass stomped" by the doctor? Ew. That's disgusting.

[ChristMySavior]

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Only to get his "ass stomped" by the doctor? Ew. That's disgusting.

It's things like that which make me more and more cautious about letting my wife on the internet. The things you can find from unsaved trash on this site are vile indeed. I share your disgust, Sister Mary, and hope that a senior pastor will arrive soon to sort out this infestation of homers.

[BaptistsareRetarded]

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I thought only the westboro baptists were retarded, but I guess it is all baptists. You people are very stupid. I cannot even fathom how retarded you guys actually are. What I've seen on this page is so stupid, I couldn't even believe you people were serious. THATS HOW FUCKING CRAZY YOU ARE! People like you are the most useless and wasteful parts of society. I sympathize with crack addicts and murderers before I side with you people. That's how fucking wrong you are. I hope satan fucks you all in the ass real good once you all make it to hell. You ain't getting to heaven by being retarded, I'll tell you that much right now. Tf2 is an awesome game that children shouldn't be playing in the first place. You people just like to nitpick for every little thing that can potentially have double meanings. You look for meanings in things that aren't there! You're like dumb little kids. You ignore every ouce of reason brought forth to you, and couldn't possibly believe that God might want to tell you to pull the bugs out of your asses and lighten up. I hope you choke on satan's dick you faggots. Go suck your preacher's cock you fucking moronic shitheads. Fuck all of you goddamn cunts.

-One who is closer to Jesus than you

PS: Jesus would have kicked all your asses for being so stupid. Jesus wasn't a moron like you people are. He was wise, tolerant, and patient and saw things for what they were. One thing he did not have patience or tolerance for was a fool. You all are so caught up in symbolism you fail to recognize what kind of person Jesus actually was. You're all a bunch of fools.

[BaptistsareRetarded]

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Thank you for your persecution, The Bible tells us we are more holy for it


Matthew 5:44 - But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Now would you be so kind as to introduce yourself here The introduction forum.

Please note, that not everyone here is as nice as me to scum with no manners

YiC
DAM

None of you faggots could do a damn thing. lawl. You're reading what matthew said. Do you think God is so petty and stupid as to portray human emotions and opinions? Someone who could create humans is a vengeful bigot who doesn't like certain things? I think that's really dumb, and Love your enemies is just a way for you to shrug off anyone who's being honest about what idiots you look like.

[ChristMySavior]

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I thought only the westboro baptists were retarded, but I guess it is all baptists. You people are very stupid. I cannot even fathom how retarded you guys actually are. What I've seen on this page is so stupid, I couldn't even believe you people were serious. THATS HOW piffleING CRAZY YOU ARE! People like you are the most useless and wasteful parts of society. I sympathize with crack addicts and murderers before I side with you people. That's how piffleing wrong you are. I hope satan piffles you all in the ass real good once you all make it to hell. You ain't getting to heaven by being retarded, I'll tell you that much right now. Tf2 is an awesome game that children shouldn't be playing in the first place. You people just like to nitpick for every little thing that can potentially have double meanings. You look for meanings in things that aren't there! You're like dumb little kids. You ignore every ouce of reason brought forth to you, and couldn't possibly believe that God might want to tell you to pull the bugs out of your asses and lighten up. I hope you choke on satan's dick you faggots. Go suck your preacher's cock you piffleing mormonic shitheads. piffle all of you goddamn cunts.

-One who is closer to Jesus than you

PS: Jesus would have kicked all your asses for being so stupid. Jesus wasn't a mormon like you people are. He was wise, tolerant, and patient and saw things for what they were. One thing he did not have patience or tolerance for was a fool. You all are so caught up in symbolism you fail to recognize what kind of person Jesus actually was. You're all a bunch of fools.

Thank you for your persecution. Matthew 5:10 tells us that we are blessed because of it.

I thought only the westboro baptists were retarded, but I guess it is all baptists. You people are very stupid. I cannot even fathom how retarded you guys actually are.

John 8:7

I hope satan piffles you all in the ass real good once you all make it to hell.

You're the only one who will be 'piffled,' friend: Matthew 12:31. I hope you enjoy Satan's tallywhacker.

In the meantime, why not make a post in the 'introductions' forum, tell us about how you came to find Jesus (as you said you are closer to Him than us.) how many sons you have, and what church you go to, along with your favorite passage. Maybe then you'll be saved(tm).

[James Hutchins]

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I thought ...tl;dr.....

Well friend, that is your mistake. God has taken the need for thought away by making Christians. You see, by following the KJV Bible, all choices in life have already been made, leaving True Christians(tm) with the time to worship Jesus.

[WickedJesture]

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That term "ass stomped" which I used, was not to be taken in the sick manner, and here I thought my mind was in the gutter lol, but what I was referring to on that was getting beaten by the enemy team, I mean yeah some of you see this game as violent but there are far worst out there. Look at GTA (Grand Theft Auto) yeah I grew up playing those kinds of game but at the same time I play them for fun not to corrupt myself, I go to church sundays, work for a living, and when I am not busy I unwind by playing a few rounds on CoD, or just race on NFS World, now Need for Speed is a racing game I think your kids would enjoy because it doesn't contain violence or sexual acts. It's a clean fun game that your kid can sit and play and level up on. Modifying his or her car to higher levels to be on top of the list and have fun. Yeah you win, you lose but it's a racing game.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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I thought only the westboro baptists were retarded, but I guess it is all baptists. You people are very stupid. I cannot even fathom how retarded you guys actually are. What I've seen on this page is so stupid, I couldn't even believe you people were serious.

Reciting extremely redundant insults that wouldn't offend a five year old, is not a sign of intelligence

THATS HOW piffleING CRAZY YOU ARE! People like you are the most useless and wasteful parts of society.

I would posit that someone who spends most of their lives in a vegetative state, playing video games, would know more about being useless

I sympathize with crack addicts and murderers before I side with you people. That's how piffleing wrong you are.

Water seeks it's own level.
You're frantic and hateful opinions are not proof of anything.

You are sounding unhinged, is there some sin or violation you need to get off your chest? We minister to all refuse, including gamers!

Tf2 is an awesome game that children shouldn't be playing in the first place. You people just like to nitpick for every little thing that can potentially have double meanings.

The Bible tells us that we need to be wary of evil influence



Romans 13:4 - For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to [execute] wrath upon him that doeth evil.

Proverbs 21:15 - [It is] joy to the just to do judgment: but destruction [shall be] to the workers of iniquity.

You look for meanings in things that aren't there! You're like dumb little kids. You ignore every ouce of reason brought forth to you, and couldn't possibly believe that God might want to tell you to pull the bugs out of your asses and lighten up.

1 Peter 5:8 - Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:

This tells us that we need to look into the minutia, no matter how many zombies it offends.

******homosexual suffocation porn deleted*******

What's with the potty mouth, Friend? I will thank you to take your hate speech and sick fantasies back to your homogamer buddies. That is unwelcome on Our Friendly Forum

PS: Jesus would have kicked all your asses for being so stupid. Jesus wasn't a mormon like you people are. He was wise, tolerant, and patient and saw things for what they were. One thing he did not have patience or tolerance for was a fool. You all are so caught up in symbolism you fail to recognize what kind of person Jesus actually was. You're all a bunch of fools.

Of course Jesus wasn't a mormon, don't be ridiculous.

Genesis 9:13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

Plus, in John 2 Jesus shows just what his mettle truly was check out verse 15, it's a scorcher.


You're totally right, not a shred of symbolism in The Bible

None of you faggots could do a damn thing. lawl. You're reading what matthew said. Do you think God is so petty and stupid as to portray human emotions and opinions? Someone who could create humans is a vengeful bigot who doesn't like certain things? I think that's really dumb, and Love your enemies is just a way for you to shrug off anyone who's being honest about what idiots you look like.

The Bible tells us God is jealous, wrathful, bigoted, and at times indiscriminate in his hatred. Perhaps you should pick up a copy of the Good Book© and have a read. It will make you sound less foolish.

That term "ass stomped" which I used, was not to be taken in the sick manner, and here I thought my mind was in the gutter lol, but what I was referring to on that was getting beaten by the enemy team, I mean yeah some of you see this game as violent but there are far worst out there. Look at GTA (Grand Theft Auto) yeah I grew up playing those kinds of game but at the same time I play them for fun not to corrupt myself, I go to church sundays, work for a living, and when I am not busy I unwind by playing a few rounds on CoD, or just race on NFS World, now Need for Speed is a racing game I think your kids would enjoy because it doesn't contain violence or sexual acts. It's a clean fun game that your kid can sit and play and level up on. Modifying his or her car to higher levels to be on top of the list and have fun. Yeah you win, you lose but it's a racing game.

I think that it is quite obvious that we do not care about the nitty gritty details of the games you mindlessly pledge allegiance to Satan through. The fact that they promote evil is good enough for any True Christian™ to steer very clear of them.

I hope that at the end of this tantrum of yours is a glimer of hope. Are you ready to start doing The Lord's work and forsake these addictions you are afflicted with?

God Bless
DAM

[god is fake bballmom]

LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

I hope you realize what life is like now. I bet your son is like every singe other teenager who curses a lot. If you're kid goes to a public school he definitely knows a lot more that you think. And so what if he's playing a game with cursing. I bet he has cursed and I bet you have too. And that's what kids find fun nowadays. Your going to not let your kid have fun with his friends. I know it is not your idea of fun but it is the current generations. So LOL u mad bro?

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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I hope you realize what life is like now.

Outside these Holy Forums©, pretty much a den of iniquity.

But this means nothing and is off topic.

Isaiah 55:11 - So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper [in the thing] whereto I sent it.

The Word of God is eternal, so zeitgeist really doesn't come into the equation

I bet your son is like every singe other teenager who curses a lot. If you're kid goes to a public school he definitely knows a lot more that you think.

No son of mine would ever stray from the path, because of the love I posses, yet which appears your parents did not give to you


Proverbs 22:6 - Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Proverbs 29:15 - The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left [to himself] bringeth his mother to shame.

Proverbs 22:15 - Foolishness [is] bound in the heart of a child; [but] the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

I bet he has cursed and I bet you have too.

I am a True Christian™ and cannot sin

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.

And that's what kids find fun nowadays.

Trust me, hell will not be so amusing

Your going to not let your kid have fun with his friends. I know it is not your idea of fun but it is the current generations.

Bible Study and Church are more funner than any video game that promotes sodomy

So LOL u mad bro?

I'm not mad, I am concerned for your soul, and that of any child unfortunate enough to spring from your loins. You obviously have issues with morality, and I pray for the next generation.

God Bless
DAM

[Didymus Much]

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...So LOL u mad bro?

If there was a way to convert irony into gasoline, you could end our energy crisis singlehanded.

[Attila's Wife]

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I bet your son is like every singe other teenager who curses a lot.

I don't care about your childish potty-mouth and general stupidity, but using French words to call Brother Donovan's son a "monkey" is really very offensive indeed.

And kindly watch your spelling and grammar:

If you're kid goes to a public school - your

Your going to not let - You're

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