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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by AnActualDodecahedron View Post
    yeah, because people who have badges like "punched the most queers", among other things, are totally friendly (this is what i meant when i was talking about hatemongering; you also dismissed me as "one of those nintendo kids" when i talked about food healing you being a video game trope)

    i had a good reason for lying about being catholic; because i thought that you would automatically disregard my opinion because i'm an atheist; also, by your logic, every christian who's ever lied is going to hell too, forgiveness or not
    Revelation 21:8 doesn't talk about liars to Hell "unless they have a good reason." Whether you think you had a good reason is a topic you can discuss with Satan when he is rhythmically pumping his barbed tallywacker in and out of your chafed and tired anal passage.

    Of course we would not automatically disregard your opinion if you are an atheist. We carefully consider all opinions and enter into civilized and productive discourse over the merits of such opinions. If, for example, you came to me with the opinion that a lemon tart might go well with a lavender whipped cream (keeping it light on the lavender so that it doesn't taste like soap), then my opinion would be My advice would be to put a little sprig of lavender on the plate with the tart and the cream. You see? Your opinion would be a good one and has merit.

    Further, if you said Muslims like to behead Christians because Muslims are backwards barbarians with morals of the Middle Ages and that their women never wash their lady parts such that in those hot burkas without underwear in the midday Arabian sun they get so rank that the squirrels throw up when they go walking in the park, then I would agree with that, too. And that's not hate mongering. That's a fact. That's a science fact.

    And "punched the most queers" isn't hatemongering either. Since when is praising a fellow Christian and giving out an award hatemongering? Is winning the Nobel Prize hatemongering? Or an Academy Award? Or a service medal in the military? You think when one of our soldiers gets a distinguished service cross for protecting our freedoms in Iraq that this is "hate mongering?" Why do you hate American soldiers? All they have done is fight and die for your freedoms in America, which freedoms are under DIRECT THREAT when a Shiite blows up a mosque in Mosul!!
    Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      #1: If you don't worship Jesus, then you worship satan. That's straight from the Holy Word of God.





      #2: Satan's greatest lie is to convince us all that he doesn't exist. But we KNOW that he exists because God tells us so!



      Now kindly stop wasting God's precious bandwidth by posting unrelated nonsense in this thread. This thread is about preventing children from becoming addicted to jap video games.
      ok, first off, tf2 was made here in the US, not japan

      secondly, i can literally take what you just said ("if you don't worship god, you worship satan") and apply it to any situation with opposing sides (like republicans and democrats, for instance), and it'll make the same amount of sense, because according to you, nobody can ever be neutral in any given situation ever

      thirdly--no, i'm not even gonna touch that one, because it's similar enough to the above to be redundant

      finally, god does not own bandwidth; and frankly, i find you quite boring to argue with, so away with you

      Originally posted by Midge Murphy View Post
      Revelation 21:8 doesn't talk about liars to Hell "unless they have a good reason." Whether you think you had a good reason is a topic you can discuss with Satan when he is rhythmically pumping his barbed tallywacker in and out of your chafed and tired anal passage.

      Of course we would not automatically disregard your opinion if you are an atheist. We carefully consider all opinions and enter into civilized and productive discourse over the merits of such opinions. If, for example, you came to me with the opinion that a lemon tart might go well with a lavender whipped cream (keeping it light on the lavender so that it doesn't taste like soap), then my opinion would be My advice would be to put a little sprig of lavender on the plate with the tart and the cream. You see? Your opinion would be a good one and has merit.

      Further, if you said Muslims like to behead Christians because Muslims are backwards barbarians with morals of the Middle Ages and that their women never wash their lady parts such that in those hot burkas without underwear in the midday Arabian sun they get so rank that the squirrels throw up when they go walking in the park, then I would agree with that, too. And that's not hate mongering. That's a fact. That's a science fact.

      And "punched the most queers" isn't hatemongering either. Since when is praising a fellow Christian and giving out an award hatemongering? Is winning the Nobel Prize hatemongering? Or an Academy Award? Or a service medal in the military? You think when one of our soldiers gets a distinguished service cross for protecting our freedoms in Iraq that this is "hate mongering?" Why do you hate American soldiers? All they have done is fight and die for your freedoms in America, which freedoms are under DIRECT THREAT when a Shiite blows up a mosque in Mosul!!
      save your weird satan fetish material for your fanfics; also, you just missed the whole point for the hatemongering thing; did you even read the description of said badge?
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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Team Fortress...

        Worst game ever made

        When i was a poor virgin with no life i played this game for a day and uninstalled it!

        Not only the graphics sucked but also the characters seemed to be homersexuals anf most weapons they use look like they were designed for anus sex (Gay)

        And the company who made this are known to be very evil and nowadays make big devices for the head that send you real 3D messages from satan so if you have a kid i suggest to keep them away from this filth

        If you find that your kid is playing this beat your kid up first and then make him uninstall the game and delete it from the computer while you watch.
        If you find the kid playing this again... well i suggest to take one of his eyes out that is 100% going to make the kid not do this again (tested on a random fat kid on a cyber cafee not only he quit playing this game but also gaming in general)

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by A Guy with Bible View Post
          Team Fortress...

          Worst game ever made

          When i was a poor virgin with no life i played this game for a day and uninstalled it!

          Not only the graphics sucked but also the characters seemed to be homersexuals anf most weapons they use look like they were designed for anus sex (Gay)

          And the company who made this are known to be very evil and nowadays make big devices for the head that send you real 3D messages from satan so if you have a kid i suggest to keep them away from this filth

          If you find that your kid is playing this beat your kid up first and then make him uninstall the game and delete it from the computer while you watch.
          If you find the kid playing this again... well i suggest to take one of his eyes out that is 100% going to make the kid not do this again (tested on a random fat kid on a cyber cafee not only he quit playing this game but also gaming in general)
          Where in the Bible(KJV1611) does it say you can take someone's eye out for non eye removing transgressions?

          You need to get wise to what the Bible actually says, not what you want it to say.

          2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
            Where in the Bible(KJV1611) does it say you can take someone's eye out for non eye removing transgressions?

            You need to get wise to what the Bible actually says, not what you want it to say.

            2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

            YIC
            Idc what the bible says those rules dont apply to me im Gods Mercenary i take orders directly from Him not some forum nerd kid

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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by A Guy with Bible View Post
              ...im...some forum nerd kid
              That really should read the Bible.

              Maybe some grammar lessons would rub off, but I'll not hold my breath.

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by A Guy with Bible View Post
                Idc what the bible says those rules dont apply to me im Gods Mercenary i take orders directly from Him not some forum nerd kid
                little ironic for a "mercenary" of god to not follow his word, don't you think?

                also you're most likely lying about the eye thing, because you would be locked up right now if you actually did that; i think you're just a little kid trying to sound tough on the internet, which, by the way, is really pathetic
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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  locked up?
                  I smashed the face of every loser who tried to catch me and wait for the police to come

                  @Dydimus

                  Lets shoot from the hip shall we
                  Aw little sad troll who is here for years and still unwashed trash

                  Cant you be a more original troll instead of copying the other trolls style ^^

                  Btw im a gemini my dark twin and me are on a roll

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by A Guy with Bible View Post
                    locked up?
                    I smashed the face of every loser who tried to catch me and wait for the police to come ...
                    No mug shot, no proof.

                    ...@Dydimus

                    Lets shoot from the hip shall we
                    Aw little sad troll who is here for years and still unwashed trash ...
                    This is all just flying right over your head, isn't it?

                    ...Btw, I'm a Gemini; my dark twin and I are on a roll.
                    I'd tell you to stay in school, but I like teachers.

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      ***Childish bickering with another unsaved person removed by moderator***
                      Last edited by Elmer G. White; 06-15-2015, 05:49 AM. Reason: let us concentrate on worship and saving souls!
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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        and i'm going to fight in the war against the gremlins and warlocks with my horde of magical unicorns

                        see? you're not the only one who can make things up
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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by AnActualDodecahedron View Post
                          and i'm going to fight in the war against the gremlins and warlocks with my horde of magical unicorns

                          see? you're not the only one who can make things up


                          Unicorns are real, they used to be quite common during Biblical times.

                          Isaiah 34:7
                          And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.


                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post


                            Unicorns are real, they used to be quite common during Biblical times.

                            Isaiah 34:7
                            And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.


                            Yours in Christ,

                            Elmer
                            When I was a little girl, I used to think it was so unfair that we couldn't see them. Today I know that God has His reasons, and they are perfect, and I hope to see some in Heaven!
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              When I was a little girl, I used to think it was so unfair that we couldn't see them. Today I know that God has His reasons, and they are perfect, and I hope to see some in Heaven!
                              If you want to, you can see unicorns. I am not sure India is Heaven, but they do have some unicorns.

                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                *Sigh* i know you mothers are trying to protect your children but...

                                There is no bad language in TF2, even in the TF2 videos on youtube if they swear, they bleep it out. if there's bad language, it's coming from other players.

                                The artwork is meant to look threatening. OH SO SCARY PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!! no. everyday you see something threatening, every day something is threatening you what you eat, drink, inhale and do.

                                There is no Homosexuality in TF2

                                When the medic heals someone and they say "I love this doctor" it's to show their thanks for the heal. also the "Get behind me doctor" is said by one character in the game, The Heavy who is the most powerful, the reason he says "get behind me" is to PROTECT him for enemy players so he won't die along with himself.

                                The soldier is...insane, they even say it everywhere in the game, videos even in the comics. He says "You are not welcome in my world is because he believes he is still fighting in the war, doing gods work for his country.

                                I have played over 300 hours of TF2 and it isn't as bad as you are putting it out there to be.

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