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  • #91
    Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

    Originally posted by Serpent View Post
    YOU ARE ALL GAY
    Dear Godmocking Whore;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #92
      Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Dear Godmocking Whore;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Last time i checked, The bible says i can discriminate gays so i am not going to hell.

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      • #93
        Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now, in Christ's name!

        Father,
        In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

        Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

        In Jesus name I pray..
        Amen
        jesus is a demon and is the essance of pure evil ya know just to piss you all off i will see if i can change my name to jesus

        oooo i should report you for casting spells hahahhahahaha

        and now i go to play some fable 3 and be gay in it and real life and love every minute of it then i will worship gaia for a while then contunue maing my spel impliment for my spell crafting lessons

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        • #94
          Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

          Originally posted by Serpent View Post
          YOU ARE ALL GAY
          That hurt! You take it back!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #95
            Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

            Ummm please tell me that this post is a joke... I beat the game as a straight man. Married a woman, had a kid and all. There IS the choice of going gay but I stayed straight... Also, there's no raping kids. That's illegal to put in and just plain awful! As for the phones and windows 7 thing... no comment, lol.

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            • #96
              Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

              Originally posted by Iloveallpeople View Post
              Ummm please tell me that this post is a joke... I beat the game as a straight man. Married a woman, had a kid and all. There IS the choice of going gay but I stayed straight... Also, there's no raping kids. That's illegal to put in and just plain awful! As for the phones and windows 7 thing... no comment, lol.
              Oh I thought you said you were at school

              Originally posted by Iloveallpeople View Post
              Mmmm kind of? I have school. Which to me is more important than arguing over the internet. Its not that you're not worth talking to. I`ve just realized that arguing over stuff like this is pointless really...
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • #97
                Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                Oh I thought you said you were at school
                ... I didn't say I was AT school. I said I`m focused more on it. Besides, I have the week off, and either way, it's 4 a.m. I don't think anyone is at school over here.

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                • #98
                  Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                  Lets start with, Fable 3

                  You cant rape children or anything for that matter in Fable 3, Nor is gay marriage the only option. And I do stick phones up my * CENSORED *, all day erryday. YEAH FEELSGOODMAN. also Games dont make you gay. So stop posting all this bullshit on this site. and think about all your sins. * CENSORED * off after it, so you can think about that sin. And well * CENSORED ** CENSORED ** CENSORED *.
                  Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 11-24-2010, 04:41 PM. Reason: Removed dirty words

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                  • #99
                    Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                    Originally posted by ImIous View Post
                    Lets start with, Fable 3

                    You cant rape children or anything for that matter in Fable 3, Nor is gay marriage the only option. And I do stick phones up my * CENSORED *, all day erryday. YEAH FEELSGOODMAN. also Games dont make you gay. So stop posting all this bullshit on this site. and think about all your sins. * CENSORED * off after it, so you can think about that sin. And well * CENSORED ** CENSORED ** CENSORED *.
                    Another 14 year old potty mouth.
                    Too bad these kids all have crack whore prostitutes for mothers. If they didn't, they'd have decent manners!
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Another 14 year old potty mouth.
                      Too bad these kids all have crack whore prostitutes for mothers. If they didn't, they'd have decent manners!
                      Actually I am 22 Years Old, My mother is a housewive, And from any people I talk to you can see I have good manners, Its just things that enrage me, That will make me mad and talk like that. You people are not fully functioning, You have A piece of matter missing in your brains, that allows you to even rationalize anything or accept things. Fable 3 didnt have all these things. So you shouldnt say it did, People dont shuve phones up their behinds, Unless you have a messed up mind, The new Dashboard for Xbox doesnt look great, But I cant say it looks ´´Gay´´.

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                      • Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                        Originally posted by ImIous View Post
                        People dont shuve phones up their behinds, Unless you have a messed up mind
                        Agreed, only depraved people would buy those behind insertion optimized Microsoft phones. And I suppose it is convenient that those Microsoft phones make it easier to recognize gays.
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                          This thread is entirely true. I used to be straight and love jesus, but then I bought an xbox and had sex with Gerard Way.

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                          • Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                            hmm
                            do you gathered any real information about this game?
                            i played the game
                            first you can not rape children or Dogs
                            you can also not kill them
                            and you can marry straight

                            And even there the horrors that Microsoft unleashes on us don't stop! Microsoft just released Windows Phone 7. One of the requirements for phone makers to be allowed to use the totally gay themed Windows Phone 7 is to design phones that can be inserted into your behind! They also all have a vibrate option!
                            theoritical you can all cellphones insert in your behind. and all cellphones
                            have vibration function

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                            • Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                              Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                              Ok, so you say you are are a Christian. Therefore, I will draw a curtain of charity across the fact that you are a semi literate one, unfamiliar with the possessive case and the concept of a common (i.e. non-capitalized) noun, and instead I will confine myself to Christian teachings.

                              The spiritual life that the Christian receives is the divine life of Jesus Christ. Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life" (John 14:6). And once you become a Christian, you must stay away from sinners. James 4:4: "know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God."

                              You must immediately break off your friendship with your gay friend. 1 Thessalonians 5:15 See that none render evil for evil unto any man; but ever follow that which is good, both among yourselves, and to all men.

                              The only exception is when you are urging him to renounce his homosexual ways and accept Jesus. Proverbs 27:17 Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. But generally speaking, if you keep this gay friend without turning him to Christ, you are going to Hell with him.
                              So then your promoting racism and discrimination of people then, well done. God loves everybody we can't? (this is the type of assuming and judging that you people push against gaming)

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                              • Re: Microsoft Fable III: Training Center for GAYS and Pollutes Wa

                                Originally posted by Riley O'Brien View Post
                                So then your promoting racism and discrimination of people then, well done. God loves everybody we can't? (this is the type of assuming and judging that you people push against gaming)
                                Racism & discrimination is not tolerated here!
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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