[Dr. Boob]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!

Just noticed this, "giving them the bird" is slang for flipping someone off. Also known as "giving them the finger."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

What do you think the 'pig' in the crosshairs represent here?

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Is it Gabrielle Giffords, the Jewish Democrat from Arizona?

It IS Gabrielle Giffords, isn't it!

The most disturbing of all;

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Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?

This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!

[Elijah71]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

I apologize on behalf of my country. This is filthy game indeed. Practising this kind of Sin is not the will of The God.

I feel shame that I was born in this shameful and Godless country, which shouldn't even exist.

Anyway, I praise the Lord that He saved me and leaded me out of this Pit of Satan.

HALLELUJAH!

[Dr. Boob]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

wow, connecting a touch screen game to female masturbation? I guess stamping letters at the post office is practicing male masturbation. As a side note, there are things WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY worse than this, may i direct your attention to 4chan.org?

[Hank]

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What else would you expect from a country whos prince married an Austrian who came from a family tree full of generations of convicts. Those filthy Danes now breeding with the Austrians. It wont be such a "gday mate" when Jesus is punching you out like no kangaroo ever has before.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Will the atheistic Danes stoop to ANY level of depravity to advance their darwinism?

The most horrible country combined with the most horrible game. The rapture must be close now.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Bad news, Brethren and Sistren. The evil Denmark company called "Lego" has brought the Angry Birds sex game to Legos:



Will the atheistic Danes stoop to ANY level of depravity to advance their darwinism?

[Fascinated]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

The 'logic' of a True Christian™ really is the most humorous of all.

[Je5usIsMyWingman]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

The most disturbing of all;

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Hey which level is this one?

[Brother Dick Timothy]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

That's disgusting.

I agree with you 100% Pastor Ezekiel.

[Jet O'Niell]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

even my father plays angry birds, and before you start talking about my father let me tell you about him. Hes Roman Catholic

There's you problem. I thought I smelled some of that cat-o-lick influence in your judgment. Its not to late, you can still try to convince him to become Baptist, and maybe even a True Christian™ . You can convert and maybe become one too.

[coren15]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Hate-filled rant removed.

[Hank]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

I can sincerely say all of this is true brothers and sisters, with great shame I have a confession to make.

During my 9 month sinful binge I did play this game several times and I swear it changes you. it brings over such a feeling I can not begin to explain. Every time I fingered those birds, every time I touched that screen.

I am so so ashamed of myself for saying this. I have since repented and cried night after sleepless night, praying for forgiveness. I locked myself in my prayer cupboard and stayed there for hours on end seeking God's forgiveness. I can now say I have broken this sinful addiction that is this sodomite game but you have to all be aware of this.

All of you newcomers and those who have not yet given your lives to Jesus, ask yourselves. Would you rather risk an eternity in hell for a few moments of pleasure playing this satanic game? Please, I beg you all, do NOT play this game and if you have pray that it is not too late for you.

God bless you all.

[Gigantic Tool]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Posting in an epic thread.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Below is further proof of the depravity of Angry Birds.
Please be aware that these images may cause you some distress.

The position of the 'finger' alone is enough to make you puke. Not only are our children being brainwashed by demonic Finns, but instructional information on how to 'play' is an affront to any True Christian™.
Please note I post these only to educate - notice on the last image, the Satanic representation of a large eagle, this is indicative of the Satanic conversion of American children that the finns hope to achieve.

These are not safe for work, not safe for anything therefore please exercise discretion before you scroll to the images




Notice the metaphorical representation of the 'finger'.




What do you think the 'pig' in the crosshairs represent here?



The most disturbing of all;