[Therapy Sessions]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Angry Birds is a Finnish "game" which originated on Steve Jobs' gayPhone. It is now spreading like a cancer to other devices. Never in my 50 years on the web have I met such horror.

So...you've been on the web for 50 years?!

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

*facepalm* do you not understand what i typed?! giving some one the bird means showing them your middle finger! it means to F off!

Please refrain from you faggot talk! Why are you obsessed with your middle finger? Also previously you said Derp a Herb. I am guessing that is fag slang for sticking vegetables up your bottom. Your kind disgust me.

YiC

Jack

[unclepaco]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

This is a family forum, we do not appreciate your homosexual slang

*facepalm* do you not understand what i typed?! giving some one the bird means showing them your middle finger! it means to F off!

[Bible Thumper XLII]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.

In the case that you truly don't know, you may have just been saved.
Now, if you're lying, that is possibly a WORSE excuse to burn in Hell for eternity.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Dear Friends,

Long, pointless, digression by Unsaved Trash re: holidays deleted. Stay on topic or log off.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"

All Santa Claus related crap is a direct insult to Jesus Christ! As are Christmas trees and Christmas lights. All those are communist atheist rituals used by Satanic cults to mock God.

[ShoesThief]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Mocking Jesus Christ on His own birthday!

How does a bird wearing a Santa hat mock Jesus? I mean yes it was his birthday, but Jesus didn't wear a Santa hat while curing people of there "Problems"

[Almighty Spirit]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!

Oh, I see. I shall take your word on that and not pursue it any further.

[Felicity]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.

My father says it is something bad people do. Good people do not have to know about it!

[Almighty Spirit]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

What is masturbating? I am not familiar with this term.

[John Creeser]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

wow, giving someone the bird is flipping them off,

This is a family forum, we do not appreciate your homosexual slang

[unclepaco]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

This explains a lot. All seven of my children have been telling me that their secular school mates have been "giving them the Bird." Now I understand what is going on. Time to sue to get Angry Birds banned from all public places! Thanks, Cranks!

wow, giving someone the bird is flipping them off, (aka putting up your middle finger, which mean the F wor, DERP A HERP

[Cursed]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Hahahahahaha you are all completely insane. This forum is comedy gold right here.

The Word of God is filled with joy AND terror, my friend. Welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum."

Let us know what church you attend, how you came to serve our Lord and Master Jesus Christ, and your favorite 1611 King James Bible verse.

You know, tell us the important stuff, the stuff that makes you human! I think there's something special about you.

[Harbinger of Death]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

Hahahahahaha you are all completely insane. This forum is comedy gold right here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America

I was doing my weekly shopping at local Eskimo market (They are called KKK btw.) and then I saw this

http://i55.tinypic.com/m73vyp.jpg

It is not enough them to poison kids minds with the game, now they are selling also Angry Birds toys!

I went to complain to the store manager and he just laugh at me.

YiC,
Brother Miikkael

You need to try a more Christian approach. Distribute Chick Tracts, friend.